So if Merkly leaves to pick up his mail; PeePee is a goner?
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Ok, Help me with my self-evolution
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Posts: 7769 (08/20/08 12:50 PM) Registered user |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 57132 (08/20/08 12:51 PM) Registered loser |
:crosses fingers
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r |
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Posts: 4222 (08/20/08 12:52 PM) Registered loser
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Shouldn't you concentrate on growing balls first?
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23781 (08/20/08 12:54 PM) Registered user |
Shouldn't you try to evolve beyond Neanderthal first?
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 23082 (08/20/08 12:56 PM) |
merkyl's mom was a grouper
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 4910 (08/20/08 1:01 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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r wrote: 
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worstdog |
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Posts: 3255 (08/20/08 1:14 PM) Registered user |
If Don Knotts can do it - surely Merkyl can too.
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GregBuisIsADick |
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Posts: 6125 (08/20/08 1:15 PM) Registered user |
So how's merkyl's desire to turn into "The Little Mermaid" coming along?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12121 (08/20/08 2:23 PM) |
Well, he's feeling pretty and spontaneously breaking into song, but he can't quite get the seashell bra over his moobs.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 2705 (08/20/08 3:01 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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This thread is like another Kevin Costner movie waiting to happen.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 3786 (08/20/08 3:19 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
I'm hoping he can evolve enough to make sammiches.
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 4213 (08/20/08 3:48 PM) |
Merkly! I choose you!
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merkyl |
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Posts: 57139 (08/20/08 3:50 PM) Registered loser |
Most, if not all, of you have been less than helpful.
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1288 (08/20/08 4:15 PM) Registered User |
It's not enough to cut slits in your neck. You'll need to cut slits in your neck AND expose yourself to some toxic waste. Preferably as it goes into
the ocean. Can you find some big pipe spilling toxic waste into the ocean? That should do the trick.
Or you could try injecting yourself with fish DNA. I'm not sure exactly how that works; you might have to expose yourself to some radiation, too. So maybe try injecting some fish DNA into your body as you get trapped inside a live nuclear reactor. That should give you gills, too. |
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ColbyRulesAll |
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Posts: 7745 (08/20/08 4:18 PM) Annoying sports freak |
Just eat an ocean of fish. By the time you're done you'll hate fish and all you'll want is spareribs from Chicago.
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sadllama |
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Posts: 2453 (08/20/08 4:55 PM) |
r wrote: I was actually lamenting the fact that nobody had taken this joke until I read your post. |
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 1664 (08/20/08 5:00 PM) |
Merkyl, I may have an answer for you but it involves holding your breath for 1 hour and watching Water World multiple times.
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