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Wow another exciting episode to only further remind me of how pathetic and empty my life is..

Let's see...

She of the paper bag personality met the Prom King and giggled and asked him for a date to the prom there was much giggling and requests to ditch class but she of the paperbag personality loves to go to school and class is fun so the Prom King will not be getting a nooner today.. hand job alone anyone?

Meanwhile at another 'workplace' She of the Dead Eyes shared with a dark haired devil her loathing of the she bitch and war was declared between the blondies and the brunettes.

Meanwhile the Sister of he who shall not be named was having a birthday and some fantabulous club and asked she of the paper bag personalty to come and bring her roommate the she bitch as he who shall not be named she who is as plastic as a big wheel and been ridden just as much would not be there.

At the place of employment the she who is some co-worker of she of the paper bag personality gossiped and pretended to be friends for the camera but in reality is managing to make the fake job into a real one or that she of the nasty bitch persona was paid off significantly by mtv to give the co-worker more responsibility despite the fact that the co-worker has no education or demonstrative skills commensurate with a real job

Meanwhile back at the fantastic bash of the sister of he who shall not be named is off to fantastic start as the she bitch and she of the dead eyes attempt to communicate with marginal words and blank stares.. a communication style being studied and analyzed by linguists as a newer and advanced form of alien communication

Of course the brother or he who shall not be named and his girlfriend the plastic big wheel arrive.

The future potential past boyfriend the prom king has already established his court of jesters and they are also there.. ironically, convienently or coincidentally the court is the son of the Olympic Decathalete who is now a plastic surgery don't and his other posse dude who is underemployed as well.. the jesters leave citing drama leaving the prom king to remain to protect his princess she of the paper bag personality who decides to also leave.

Much hoopla continues with apologizes and threats all around and citing that no one likes anyone in the Hills.... it seems DRAMA is the watchword for the Hills and by drama we mean created, scripted words given to those not smart enough to actually devise words and language and put them together in cohesive sentences to express original thoughts.

Its another glorious day in the Hills, where sun shines endlessly, the birds sing and the DRAMA is never ending.

We begin in the land of special people with She of the Paperbag personality talking to the co -worker in waiting about her "relationship" with Prom King how she liked him better the days of yore when she was still a lady in waiting and not a full on princess of today... the lady of co worker in waiting gave her the sage advice that she must not pursue something that is going too fast and by fast in the Hills that means accomplishing all things within 22.5 minutes

She of the paper bag personality meets up with the Sister of he who should not be named... and said many apologies about the fantabulous soiree that was ruined by the appearance He who shall not be named and his girlfriend she of the plastic big wheel. AND END SCENE.

She of the co-worker in waiting is scene or is that seen going to work for she of the battleax bitch where she is to view semi nude men audtioning for the battle-ax bitches next show or perhaps for the part of man in waiting for the co worker in waiting? Many relevant questions regarding the important position of modeling such as take your shirt off and where are you from.. questions not asked of the other lads in contention meaning that this lad has potential to move up from the part of extra to feature player.

Back at the Fantastic HILLS where the water is clean and people are pretty we see dining at a local establishment of eating between He who shall not be named and his girl she of the big wheel.. much posturing and posing and threats were made should she of the big wheel pursue friendships with either his sister or she of the paper bag personality. END SCENE

Meanwhile at another establishment of dining we see She of the Paper bag personality arrive to meet one of the Jesters of the court, he the son of the former Olympian and now plastic surgery don't. Much speculation was made regarding the "relationship" of she and her former prom king. The jester reminded she that he had seen her naked and perhaps the prom king may not live UP to that standard.

And now across country to the land of BLACKNESS where all wear black and do not smile as they do in the HILLS .. we see the co-worker in waiting and her new potential man in waiting go on a "date" how this "date" came to be is irrelevant because in the HILLS there are no reasons only beautiful people being beautiful and incomplete at the same time.

She of the paper bag personality decides to visit the sister of he who shall not be named and there is much discussion AGAIN about she's romance with the prom king.. setting into motion thoughts....bwhahaaaa thoughts? what are those???? Such pesky things are not permitted in this land of the HILLS.

Back to the land of the black we see the lady in waiting with her prospective prince in waiting,.... and much discussion was made about the co worker's possibly relocating to the land of the BLACKNESS ... can we say setting into motion SEQUEL? What will it be called.. THE DARKNESS.. as in the Land of the Black there is only seriousness and people wearing black... can this land hold sway to the co-worker in waiting? Will she now be a princess too in a land far far away from the Princess, she of the paper bag personality.. there is only room for one princess in the HILLS, just ask she of the big wheel.

In the HILLS there is no time.. no space.. no sense of perspective... perspective is reserved for art and those who dwell in the LAND OF THE BLACK..

Back at the HILLS the princess with the paper bag personality shares the adventures of the co worker but that is only briefly before returning to the discussion about the prom king.. there has been more time talking about ending it with him than they ever spent together but that again is irrelevant as once again time no knows no meaning... and having meaning in the HILLS is equivalent to having an iced latte without the ice and the latte

The Sister of He who shall not be named visits he who shall not be named.. and again many apologies and insincere gestures for that He who shall not be named has a personality equivalent to the job he has.. which appears to be none on both counts.

Ohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... the Princess of the paper bag personality arrives at the Prom King's house and decides to dump him... of course there are no reasons as reasons and validations are non existent in the Hills as well being in the Hills is like Hotel California, you can check out but never leave.. so expect to see more of awkward conversations and accidental "meetings" at the Hills special places.... and all places in the Hills are special just ask the camera crew.

And thus ends another episode of life in the HILLS where they may be alive but the people are not.