ew we have to watch Jerry suck on lollipops for a week. I'm scared.
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Jerryatric's X-Factor HATE! Jerrybration Death Watch Station!
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Posts: 244 (08/15/08 5:29 PM) |
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Zonker |
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Posts: 930 (08/15/08 5:40 PM) Registered User |
Bump for this ancient dinosaur piece of fetid shit!
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 2048 (08/15/08 5:54 PM) Registered user |
JURASSIC DICK!!
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watchinuall |
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Posts: 750 (08/15/08 6:08 PM) Registered user |
ew we have to watch Jerry suck on lollipops for a week. Sometimes, things happen that make me glad I'm too fucking cheap to buy the feeds. This is definitely one of those things. |
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 3218 (08/15/08 6:36 PM) |
DIE DIE DIE
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 3659 (08/15/08 6:45 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Those fucking green old-man shorts Jerry sports are VILE!!! GROSS!
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 3660 (08/15/08 6:47 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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LOL @ This article on Piss-Piss:
'Big Brother's' Jerry is getting old It'd be easy to pick on Jerry for, oh, talking like he's got egg yolk stuck in his esophagus, or, say, having just two fashion statements (1. tank top tucked into grandpa jeans; 2. tank top tucked into grandpa jean-shorts). Too easy. No, it's much more satisfying to rip on the 75-year-old "Big Brother" contestant simply for being a whiny little bee-yotch. What'd he holler at Libra-Keesha-Dan during the epic post-eviction shout-fest? "Screw you people!!" ... ? "Out the door!!! You're goin' home!!!" ... ? "I'm glad you're going home. Dummy." ... ? Whoa, Whoa, Whoooaa. Do I sense a little bit of pent-up frustation there? Is somebody getting picked on a lot down at the Elks Lodge? Seriously, Jerry -- the war's over. Has been for more than a half a century. So stop picking fights with people, for crying out loud. Act your freakin' age. Heck, act half your age. And while you're at it, stop acting like your 75-year-old feces don't reek. So what if Dan took off his cross before voting to evict Jessie? Aren't you the guy who, a month ago, made a point to take off all your Marines garb because you didn't want to bring shame to the armed forces when you helped drive the knife into Brian's back? No, Dan's not a model Catholic schoolteacher. (A model Catholic schoolteacher probably wouldn't come on this show to begin with.) But really, you think Dan should burn in Hell for casting that swing vote? Uh, OK, sure -- and what should we hope happens to you for the Brian thing? Death by military firing squad? Come on, man. It's a stinkin' reality TV show. Dan lied. It was one of thousands of lies being told inside that house per day, and it wasn't even that awful a lie ... AND America told him to do it! So, Jerry, I say to you this: Screw you! Dummy! Am I right, or am I right, guys? |
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Posts: 538 (08/15/08 6:51 PM) Registered user |
Those fucking green old-man shorts Jerry sports are VILE!!! GROSS!Everything about Jerry is VILE! Is he dead yet? |
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One mean spider |
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Posts: 6003 (08/15/08 6:55 PM) Registered User |
Great article Jani!!! Where did it come from???
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CheekieGirl |
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Posts: 4 (08/15/08 8:24 PM) |
Evening Peepaw Hate ......... Delusional motherfucker ........ is the Grim Reaper on fuckin vacation ........ take this asshole already.
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lachrymoseC |
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Posts: 84 (08/15/08 9:05 PM) |
Die Pepaw
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Riff |
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Posts: 1388 (08/15/08 10:21 PM) |
Choke on a giant lollipop. You know why we gave you giant lollipops, old man? Because you're a sucker. Why are you a sucker? Because you suck.
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iluvbbsofun |
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Posts: 221 (08/15/08 10:28 PM) |
That was stupid to put Jerry on the block. Renny missed a chance to backdoor him. Now Jerry will win his 3rd consecutive POV. |
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8049 (08/15/08 10:31 PM) I need a life |
Considering one POV he won was actually won by Libra and the other was about chopping Onions (where two of the fiercer competitors were trying to win a prize
instead of POV), I feel like his winnings can be attributed more to random luck than to might or some POV streak.
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Posts: 98 (08/15/08 10:31 PM) |
Ollie to win and seal Jerry's fate!
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Posts: 8050 (08/15/08 10:33 PM) I need a life |
Only April winning will seal Jerry's fate--because then it will be Jerry vs. Ollie, and nobody wants Ollie to leave.
If Ollie wins, April will be taken off the block, and it's quite possible that Renny will nominate Memphis or Dan. If she nominates either of them, April and Ollie could potentially convince Michelle to turn the tide and backdoor half of the bromance. |
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Posts: 1 (08/15/08 11:25 PM) |
(aside:....the best thing about a cess pool is being able to watch it and not get wet.........anyway......).
I've always wondered why they call Jerry "The Colonel" since he was nothing more than a glorified number jockey with a penchant for exploiting Korean prostitutes. Yesterday I took a massive shit,pulled up my ass to admire it,and saw a popcorn kernel protruding from it's girth. It was then I realized that they're calling him "kernel"and not "colonel"..............The kernel in my shit resembled him to a T. He was definitely up in that piece. But one thing I can't understand is...........You're a 75 year old former prostitute abuser,one good heart attack inducing shit from eternity,and you're wishing ANYONE burns in hell????????? I don't know about you but the day I hear from reliable sources that Hitler made it to heaven is the day I'll be doing a jig. If he can make it to there then I figure my odds have increased dramatically. Anyway.....my point being........suck the shit out of my ass and die kernel. |
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LeeLeeRaRa |
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Posts: 670 (08/15/08 11:48 PM) |
Why has this wrinkled up fuckrag not dropped dead yet?
The Grim Reaper is looking for your ass, Jeritol! Do not deny him! |
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outofink |
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Posts: 325 (08/16/08 12:33 AM) Registered user |
Jerry learned a new word before entering the house. "Palatable"
He's used that word at least 20 xs. Big word for him I guess. |
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One mean spider |
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Posts: 6025 (08/16/08 12:40 AM) Registered User |
outofink wrote: But he says "eatable" instead of "edible" 
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