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Ernest Borgnine: Pud Pulling Pepaw |
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Posts: 2586 (08/14/08 2:45 PM) Registered user |
Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox & Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to
longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) "I masturbate a lot." The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.
Watch: Rumor has it he also said something about wife Tova and a chrome trailer hitch.... 
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Posts: 9065 (08/14/08 2:47 PM) Registered User |
This thread could have had a Bawdy Madge post.
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TC |
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Posts: 820 (08/14/08 2:47 PM) I Need A Clue
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Um...he's dead though right?
And so what? I think it's funny. WTF is a "pepaw"??? What does that even mean you windowlicker? |
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Posts: 10059 (08/14/08 2:47 PM) Registered User |
if that's true, then Anti will outlive us all
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Posts: 25272 (08/14/08 2:51 PM) put Angel in the corner
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TC |
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Posts: 821 (08/14/08 2:52 PM) I Need A Clue
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WHAT IS A PEPAW??
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Posts: 11864 (08/14/08 2:52 PM) |
TC wrote: It's Gawdawful cutesy slang for Grandfather. Meemaw goes with it. Haven't heard it in 15 years, though. Some idiot friend of my sister's used to say it. Stupid. |
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Posts: 2587 (08/14/08 2:54 PM) Registered user |
Google is your friend.
Well, maybe not your friend, but... |
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Posts: 822 (08/14/08 2:54 PM) I Need A Clue
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Hamdingers wrote: I'm guessing it's a southern thing? How stupid. And disrespectful. Anyway, Ernest is Italian. His mother is from Carpi. I love that city. anyhow, he'd be a NONNO. Not a peepaw. |
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Posts: 2689 (08/14/08 2:58 PM) Registered User |
Tova is a hot granny. Anyone have any idea how old she is?
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Posts: 16642 (08/14/08 2:59 PM) |
Jerry from BB. Bastard Pepaw.
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Posts: 22706 (08/14/08 3:01 PM) Gadabout |
Interesting that women live longer than men.
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Posts: 10623 (08/14/08 3:27 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 25275 (08/14/08 4:00 PM) put Angel in the corner
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Jeez she's like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. She needs to whore it up so Ernie isn't using up the contents of his sock drawer so fast.
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Posts: 198 (08/14/08 4:09 PM) Registered User |
ewwww
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Posts: 17712 (08/14/08 4:14 PM) Registered User |
My friend's grandmother used to date E.B. when they were in High School. I'm sure she masturbated him back then.
She was also a "Meemaw". Hate that shit. |
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Posts: 2608 (08/14/08 4:37 PM) |
So when a 91 year old finished, does a dust cloud pop out of his dick?
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Posts: 1277 (08/14/08 4:38 PM) Registered User |
::swells with pride::
I'm gonna live to be 106. |
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Energy Dome |
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Posts: 165 (08/14/08 7:05 PM) |
A spurt is just a drop under pressure.
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Posts: 23698 (08/17/08 7:24 AM) |
gj Ernie!!! May you masturbate for 91 more years.
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