quietsurvivorfan wrote:
Jani, you gotta weave "Dan is Da Debil" somehow into this thread title.
Dan started Swim Club, another 5K ca ching![]()
Done, Love it.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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quietsurvivorfan wrote: Done, Love it. |
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ZachtheOgre wrote: |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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12:00pm BBtime: Dan swept the floor. Pee-Paw witnessed the entire incident. His military-trained eye saw the deviousness by which Dan used the broom. |
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SoakingInIt |
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Don't forget, he REFUSED a haircut from Renny! He's obviously up to something.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Thursday 1:00pm BBTime: Dan glanced slightly at Piss-Paw. Word also has it Dan moved his leg slightly about 1:09pm. |
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manchelle |
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-Every time Dan takes a dump in the HOH room, God kills a cryinkitten. Please, think of the kittens.
-For every minute that Dan comforts Libra he earns a $5 donation at his local church. -Dan removes his cross necklace before taking a shower and Jerry sees that as a sign of betrayal -Each time that Renny comments on Dan wearing the same black swim trunks he earns a $70,000 car |
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RomCen |
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1:13 am BBT, Dan is laying on the LR couch throwing a small ball in air. No one else is in sight. Obviously, this means he is trying to flip the vote.
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08/11/08 2:30 AM.
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SimplyKimberly |
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This thread!
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Polyester Bear |
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1:47 am BBT, Dan is using his position in the Big Brother house to funnel arms and monetary support to separatists in South Ossetia.
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Oowatanite |
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11:08 am BBT. Dan is chortling to himself and mumbles that he hopes the planned attack on the propane facility in Toronto went off without a hitch.
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missylavey |
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Dan is lying about being a teacher and a football coach to cover up some real shady shit. What could it be? Hmmm..
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The Bostonian Godfather |
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Dan is really John Gotti.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Dan out black lines under his eyes and letters that must be a secret code for America!!!!!
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GnarlsInCharge |
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Dan= Coach Foosball
Mama Say = Foosball is da Debil Dan =da Debil |
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Gregoire |
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8:32 pm BBT Dan went to the bathroom again! This means he's trying to extract the balloons of heroin that are clearly shoved up his anal canal. He's
trying to pass these gigantic bags of drugs through his system, so he can distribute the drugs to the camera crew.
Its hard than he thought because the balloons have to pass by his devil's tail which has also been shoved up his asshole so people won't catch on his nefarious origins. |
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Polyester Bear |
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9:56 pm BBT Dan
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mshoneybuns |
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11:34 AM BBT Dan walked inside the house.
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One mean spider |
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Dan uses his Debil powers to make all the HGs in the BY to talk about him being AP. |
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diewinelle |
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he looked in the mirror 3 times today.
obviously it's a code. |
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diewinelle |
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11:32 am BBT
dan got money for not cutting his hair (they think $5000) dan gets $1000 every time he goes into the HOH bathroom |
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