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The hamsters were on Craig Ferguson tonite. That was the highlight of the day. It was almost fairly interesting to watch. ChenBot is supercool in a more relaxed setting. Craig will probably get a raise for sucking up to the head boss' wife.

Keesha farted and it was picked up on the feeds. That was the other exciting event on the feeds.

Angie tried to talk to Ollie to get him to see that booting her is not a rational move in the game because here is the 2nd opportunity to boot a powerful player. Ollie agreed with her and essentially told her goodbye. This is what makes this BB cast so fucking boring. No one is willing to game and buck the mob rule mentality.

Jerry is driving his alliance crazy. He apologized to Memphis for calling Memphis a womanizer and grandstanded that apology in front of his alliance. They took exception to it because they perceived it to be kissing ass to avoid getting nominated if JMorM win HOH Thursday. They tried to convince Memphis that Jerry didn't mean it.

Memphis doesn't plan to do them any favors by nominating Jerry and doing their dirty work. So they are going to be disappointed if JMorM are HOH and Jerry is not on the block.

BB is bringing back that dreadful AP twist for one week, beginning tomorrow night. The AP can earn up to $20K for 4 tasks, so I guess each task is worth $5K each. They have to get the person America votes for nominated, and also evicted, and there are two other "fun" tasks that BB producers will pick. I didn't even vote, I don't give a shit about who will be the AP and even the fact that it exists.

Libra is casting her spell over Dan. He has turned into a wimp around her and sucking the same air she breathes in that bedroom. I hope he moves out of that room tomorrow night when the new HOH is won. He has no reason to win it for his game. No one is even remembering that he was a target in this game. Libra is convinced Jessie will run Michelle's HOH if Michelle wins. She has no idea that Michelle is really pissed at the other side. She will make her own decisions and basically give them the finger.

Some of the posters here have been drilling Libra's bidness outside the house, based on her big mouth and all the lies she tells about herself on the feeds. She does live in a big fancy house in the Houston area with an IRS tax lien on it just as she said. There are a whole lot of other liens on the property, too. However, instead of worrying about how to pay her bills when she leaves the BB house, she wants to buy some store bought titties. I guess then she will have some twins in her life she gives a shit about, since we know she doesn't give a shit about the twins she birthed a short while ago.

April and Ollie are still sucking face and even grossing everyone else out, including skippy. Skippy no longer shows them on the feeds when they are suck facing.

This cast is so pathetic that I predict more people will be watching the big brother blog radio show tomorrow night instead of any HOH endurance competition

Next week we can look forward to Angie joining Steve and Brian dishing the dirt on these fools. Soon their blog radio show will be more popular than House Calls This is the irony of this season.

Will anyone be watching this show in 2 weeks? I find myself either changing the feeds or muting them anytime I see Jerry, and most of the time I see Libra, and ALL of the time Ollie and April are suckfacing. Sigh

Well at least this dreadfully long wait between Keesha's default POV win and eviction is almost over.

Peace Out.

April Pulls off an HOH Win for the Team and 3 days Later Keesha Pulls the Pin on the Grenade to Blow Up the Alliance and Further herself in the game (Keesha)!!

OK peeps, sorry about the silence. I had to get inspired to post again. This was becoming a predictable crapfest however April's HOH has turned into a more typical BB HOH, rather than the dull, boring, stick to the PLAN bullshit we have experienced so far this season.

Let's back up to 24, Angie's eviction. Kudos to Angie for one of the best eviction speeches ever. However, I think the person who took it to heart the most was not the intended recipient, since that was the bitch that wanted Angie out of the house!! More on this later.

Now, the HOH competition. I am impressed. BB gave us a good challenge. However, the SILENCE during the 3 hours this went on was DEAFENING!! Strangest endurance HOH ever. The highlight of the challenge was Dan's coaching speeches and the fact that Libra dropped on her fat ass inside 30 minutes. The tilted wall was deceptive. Those peeps had to hang on tight. We thought Jessie had been DQ's for wrapping his forearm behind the bar, but it looked like he flat dropped on the show. Either that is how it really happened or it was a deceptive edit. BB went to fish on the feeds and when they came back, Jessie was down. So it is possible that BB made him drop for the DQ but we won't know. None of the peeps has mentioned his demise in the challenge since that night.

Once Jessie went down, Memphis followed. So Renny outlasted the men. It came down to April and Michelle, what we predicted. April was shorter and could have had a height advantage based on that bar placement, but Michelle put forth a valiant effort. She tried to cut her deal to include Jessie, but she was negotiating from weakness, since April had a lot more left in her and Michelle was spent. So although Michelle is safe this week, Jessie is not.

This week we have a classic HOH where the HOH puts up 2 obvious people and makes the usual BB mistake. However, based on the play this season, it is an innocent mistake. So far, the dolts in the HOH room have been under the impression that HOH was a dictatorship. They have completely missed the point that the peeps in the house get to vote on who goes. The first 3 evictions, the house did lay downs for the HOH (with the exception of the bully rebellion in week 1, that was the first time we saw the whole house threaten the HOH, and he folded like a cheap suit). April was assuming the same model. She nominates and gets to choose who is voted out. Well, not so fast.

First of all, the 3 alpha females got in a HUGE never ending marathon screaming match on Friday night. It was Friday night, right? Feed gold. It all started because Keesha and Libra were bitching in their bedroom about having to vote out Memphis because April is HOH and wants it that way. Libra has no home in this game. She desperately needs one. Keesha is openly collecting BB strays to be her allies in the game outside of the 3 alpha females. She picked up Renny. She has pulled Libra closer to her than April, and now she is picking up Memphis since she has dispatched Angie out of the house. Keesha is hell bent to make sure that the game goes HER way, not April's way. Keesha can barely stand that the attention April is getting from being HOH.

So the girls are circling each other full of distrust. Jessie poured gasoline on the fire when he went up to the HOH and told April her girls were dissing on her in their room. April went downstairs and confronted them, and this fight went on for 3 hours. Once it died down, then someone outside the 3 would flame it up again. It was hilarious. This happened in between April's PREDICTABLE nominations and a late night POV. Memphis, Jessie, and Michelle were all loving it. Dan stayed out the of the way, and Jerry tried to insert himself as the peacemaker. So everyone went out to the POV agitated and angry.

This alliance of misfits managed to pull off a POV win. This was the prize POV. Libra made the winning shot. Michelle, Jessie and Memphis were worse than Jerry, APril and Libra. It was some kind of field hockey thing. Michelle ended up in the Uni, and is NOT happy. Jessie got the letter from home, and Memphis got the slop pass and was able to put Jerry on slop. April, Libra and Jerry decided who got what. April won 10K but bribed part of her winnings with Libra and Jerry. She gave Libra 1K (she was allowed to split her 10K) so Libra would not take the POV from Jerry, instead she took the HI trip from Michelle and gave Michelle the Uni. Then April gave Jerry 4K to NOT play the veto.

Michelle was almost ready to quit the game over the uni. She is very unhappy about this and has let it bother her these past 2 days. Memphis has been acting like a dead man walking. Jessie has desperately tried to lay low and stay out of the kunts' way. Jerry has been on low energy because of the slop. So Saturday was kind of boring, but we have been watching everyone squirm.

Now Sunday, hmmm, Keesha and Libra are very unhappy about this situation. They have tried to convince April to let them vote out Jessie since they are Jessie's #1 target and keep in Memphis, who has April as his #1 target. No dice. April hung there 3 hours to save their asses from Michelle. Well, rather than take no for an answer, they stewed about this all day. Renny continued to egg Keesha's paranoia on. Libra is on her period, so she is more miserable than usual, and extra paranoid. Finally Keesha said, let's pull the trigger. Renny was in favor of this. Renny hates Jessie from the first night. They went and got Dan, got Dan to agree to vote out Jessie, and Memphis agreed to not put up Libra or Keesha next week. So Keesha now has 4 votes. April and Ollie are oblivious that the pin has been pulled form the grenade.

Meanwhile, we didn't see this on the feeds but apparently Dan had a LONG talk with Memphis today. Dan is smartly using the information that America voted for Jessie to be his AP task and get him nominated. Easiest money ever earned in the BB house. So Dan is assuming that Jessie is not liked by America and is assuming America will vote him out on Thursday, thus freeing Dan up to make some game moves. So at 1:44 AM eastern time today, the pin was pulled from the grenade.

Here is where we are at 4 AM Monday morning eastern time. Jessie and Michelle are somewhere in the house, last time we saw them, they were in Michelle's bedroom area. Dan is outside talking game to Memphis, discussing how they can use Libra and Keesha to get April and Ollie nominated next week and split up. They would only use the girls for cover and "need to know" for the voting, but they don't plan to discuss long term strategy with them. Up in the HOH bathroom, ollie and april are taking a bath, discussing this whole thing, INCLUDING how they could get screwed about the 4 votes, but not believing that the girls will do that to April after she hung on a wall for 3 hours for them.

Ollie is suggesting that she hold a meeting with the 7 in the alliance and force them to commit to the Memphis votes. April plans to do it, but later in the week, AFTER the pov. She even thinks that Libra as a POV replacement would be a good game move, but not THIS WEEK. Oh April, little do you know, you are going to get punched first instead.

Now the big question is, can the renegade 4 keep a secret until after the POV is not played. Jerry is not going to play it without April's say so, yet April is unwilling to tell Jerry to play it, but she wishes he would. Based on what I am hearing, April KNOWS that she is fucked right now, she just doesn't want to believe it. She is just too much of a pussy to make a bold game move right now. She could probably get Libra on the block tomorrow and get her out of the game and no one would hold it against her right now. But they won't do it. They still think that Dan is their vote to get out Memphis. They are very wrong.

BB just called Dan into the DR, so we will find out who he is supposed to hug tomorrow for 10 seconds. This could be hinky enough to cause some suspicion. Already they have been teasing him about being America's player but he is doing a good job at deflecting it back.

So tomorrow, watch the feeds. The 4 that are planning to swing the vote are already acting differently. If April can just get away from being fucked by Ollie in the HOH long enough to get a pulse on the house before the POV ceremony, this rebellion could be squashed. However, Ollie's and April's complacency in the game right now, they will richly deserve to be blindsided. It helps that I hate BOTH sides of these bitches, that I will be happy when either of them are miserable. Too bad Ollie is so fucking stupid, he really believes he has Dan.

Right now, I give both sides 50 to 50 in the odds they will pull this off. However, if this vote goes as planned right now, I can not begin to tell you how LIT April will be when these bitches turn on her after she hung on that wall for 3 hours. She will realize that Keesha got 2 HOH's in a row, and flat out made April and Ollie the #1 house targets.

The AP task could put Dan more in the driver's seat in this game. He has been unable to play since week 1 when he was caught up in Brian's web. These bitches are going to be SO pissed off at each other, Dan could work with Memphis to get this game lined up. Memphis would probably try to go back and collect Michelle, giving her space to get over her hurt. If those 3 line up, I could get back to enjoying an alliance here. But if this doesn't happen, I am going to enjoy the fallout this week. Good times and feed gold.

So peeps, I am officially eating my words from the HOH endurance competition thread. I was wailing about a fucking boring HOH and a fucking boring predictable outcome this week. I was very, very, very wrong.

Stay tuned.

ETA: 5 AM eastern time. Dan's AP task was to get a 10 second hug from or to a houseguest. Jessie was the choice, and Dan came out there with a crazy story about being worried that Monica would dump him. He is faking crying and everything. This was right after Dan swore on a Bible with Renny in front of Libra and Keesha that he would vote Jessie out. And this personal conversation was after Jessie spilled his guts about playing his game with integrity and he could be proud of himself after the game for playing the game with truth. Dayum, Dan is going to feel like a worm when he votes this guy out After this was over, Jessie left Dan alone in the sauna room. Dan mugged to the cameras and gave a victory first, hilarious

Peace Out.