QuiltRicky wrote:
Jeff is a real faggot asshole. I hope that he get anal-raped!
Sounds like QuiltRicky needs some Crawford love!
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Flipping Out: Zoila's Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard
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JustNotThatIntoYou |
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Posts: 203 (07/22/08 9:48 PM) |
I am thinking porn and a little Facebook honey...why would he check his facebook account 150 times in 3 days?
I haven't seent the last episode - getting through the last few right now. |
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Posts: 499 (07/22/08 11:23 PM) Registered user |
Am I going to be the only person here who dislikes Chris Keslar very much on this show? He always has these expressions on his face that has his right side
always lifted up, which annoys the hell out of me. Plus, the attitude about taking the bus? He could have taken a taxi, but the bus seems like the much cheaper
choice, and he can't complain like that, unless he was in a rinky dink bus that was the size of a van with one door missing, going like crazy through the
streets of Taxco, Mexico, then he can talk.
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 276 (07/22/08 11:24 PM) |
pussycow wrote: 11... and step mom I believe.
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 3008 (07/23/08 12:20 AM) Registered user |
I also think Lorie is her step-mom. She doesn't look anything like her.
Fun episode. Um, LA is not like New York or Chicago. People don't take the bus. I would have bitched too. |
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 280 (07/23/08 12:36 AM) |
I used to take the bus in LA.... before I moved out to this shithole.
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 548 (07/23/08 6:36 AM) Registered user |
Random Musings:
- Jeff not as 'ocd-y' this year. Sure, he rearranged the apartment, but what happened to '10% sprite, 76% lemonade, 14% ice tea'? - Chris Keslar - he's 31? Dude looks 41. - The bus - so you have to take the bus, tough shit. Deal. This was staged. If the Range Rover was going in the dealer, he would get a loaner. I used to have a Discovery years ago - the dealer always gave us a loaner. And trust me, that shit was in the shop alot. If it was a bodyshop, then Jeff's insurance would cover a rental. This was contrived. Even still, ya gotta take the bus, big fuckin' deal. Not to mention that after Chris takes the Range Rover in, they show Jeff and Jenni talking ... in the Range Rover (could be shot at different times, but I pick up on that shit). - 11 Year Old Daughter - I'd punch her in the fucking skull. Little yenta diva in training. Get fucking real. - Lorie - I don't know, I think she's kinda hot in an 'Irish chick from Columbus, Ohio kinda way'. Her last scene was CLEARLY acting - the 'gotta have crown molding'. I watched it back a few times. Her response was so affected. - Courtney's House - what's her deal? How's this chick have so much coin? That house will end up being $11M. That's MAJOR cash. Courtney is about 40 and fugly. I thought those big Hollywood producer/exec times all married hot ass. Courtney looks like some fugly soccer mom bitch I'd see at any Target on a Wednesday afternoon. - Real Estate Agents - ok, apparently every real estate agent is a gay dude. Shit, there will like 10 of 'em (and that one hot chick). However, ALL were wearing sunglasses indoors. Any person who wears sunglasses indoors needs to be bitchslapped. Hard. - Zoila - got nuttin' but love for her. I loved when she 'ganged up' on Chris. Awesome. 'Chef pay de treeple on holiday....'. LOVE it. - 'Does your apartment have a pool' - bummer, I thought we were gonna see Jenni in a bikini to see what's up. No more mention of Chris Elwood though.... |
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Posts: 549 (07/23/08 6:41 AM) Registered user |
Carboys Desire wrote: Zoila takes the bus! :) So does Guadalupe, Horacio, Blanca, Shaquanda and Bon Qui Qui. That's his issue - can be takin' the bus with the
commoners.
So, the conclusion - Lorie was a young wannabee actress and married the producer guy (not a hot shit one - its Encino for christ sake). The 11 year old was from his first marriage which means that more than likely, his ex-wife has custody. That means 11 year girl is probably only there for weekend visits. And she's all pissy on orange and tank top cubbies? I'd bust her in the head. All speculation on my part, but that's what makes life interesting. |
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 550 (07/23/08 6:42 AM) Registered user |
GlamsSlam wrote: Hi sweetheart, I'm home. EVERY board on the internet is less gay than sucks. :)
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 551 (07/23/08 6:44 AM) Registered user |
JustNotThatIntoYou wrote: Yep, my gut is he's got strange on the side. Facebook was the communication tool.
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Posts: 825 (07/23/08 8:33 AM) |
the little girl cracked me up with that phone message. even Jeff was laughing. that whole thing was great. and then we had the weirdo pyschic doing an
exorcism.
 at Jeff "I was wondering how much extra that would cost me." I loved this epi after the major drama breakup from last week.
so the mom was acting about the crown molding? I didn't pick up on that, but I did get pretty sick of hearing about it. you can tell she was none to pleased with getting all functional things like a roof and new a/c system as opposed to pretty decorative things like crown molding and twirly things (I assume topiary plants). but the sweetest, endearing, most touching thing of all when Jeff is saying he's no ones bitch and then turns to Jenni and says "except for yours." I love that guy for that. |
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victalac |
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Posts: 1146 (07/23/08 9:06 AM) Registered user |
"gonna see Jenni in a bikini"
She's an actress. Shouldn't be too hard to find. Or is she one of those "good girl" actresses in Hollywood- you know, the ones who don;t "do" swimsuits? |
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pussycow |
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Posts: 2762 (07/23/08 9:18 AM) |
yeah later last night I figured that Lori (Laurie?) was probably a step. Girl is still a bitch-in-training though. Poor Lori probably gets put through the
ringer by her. "Lori, we are going to have to re-think this grilled cheese sandwich"
That message was still funny as hell though I agree with MWF that Lori is kinda hot. She's got a nice little bod on her that you could throw around in bed. |
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 552 (07/23/08 9:19 AM) Registered user |
victalac wrote: Please do the research and find it for me. I'm too busy burning sage around my house because the old ghost is pissed. Man, how could I forget the 'exorcism' - what a fuckin' nutjob. Apparently ghosts make you cough like you just pulled a big bonghit.
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Comrade Jerrifan |
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Posts: 216 (07/23/08 9:22 AM) Registered user |
MrWhiteFolks wrote: I hate him so much |
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QuiltRicky |
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Posts: 290 (07/23/08 9:34 AM) |
Joan Crawford wrote: Yes I need a wire hanger to poke out Jeff's fat lips! I am gay too but Jeff's personality turned me off! |
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Posts: 4900 (07/23/08 9:50 AM) Registered User |
am I the only one that thinks a little girl can have her room any color she wants??
Jeff is such a control freak that he makes decisions for her and who's apartment was that he was going thru? |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 3010 (07/23/08 11:42 AM) Registered user |
MsJulieR wrote: No, you are not the only one. Clearly the family has money to hire Jeff Lewis remodel a house and it is not unreasonable for the girl to pick whatever colour she wants and it is not unreasonable for her to second guess the colour once it is on the wall...she is 11 afterall. Sheesh! I think people are shocked because her vocabulary is better than their own. Even Jeff was giving her props that she was able to make him her bitch. Give the girl some credit...she owned him! The apartment was a tenant's in the house that Jeff is buying/bought a 50% share in...it was explained earlier in the episode. I don't think they ever showed the tenant to us though. Back to the bus thing...Zoila probably rides the bus, sure, but I'm just sayin'...I lived in LA for 12 years and taking the bus was never an option. Actually, living in LA and not owning a car is not really an option for any 'professional' person. I suppose that's where Chris' dilemna is...he thinks he is a professional person but he isn't. Well wait, he probably drives his own car to Jeff's, so that's not it. The problem was that he was dropping the car off. In that case, I'm still with him...either the dealership should provide a loaner, or someone should pick him up. Or I'd take a taxi. The bus...no....not gonna do it. Chicago, New York City, even San Francisco...yes....but LA....NO! I honestly would walk first.
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Posts: 1147 (07/23/08 12:20 PM) Registered user |
That little girl was designed to show the warm and lovable side of our psychotic, neatly dressed hero. But next week, the girl goes missing...
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Posts: 10366 (07/23/08 12:38 PM) Registered User |
...and she's found at Valley Oak wedged in a cubby.
Jeff at that woman's condo: "It's so nice of us to do this for her." LOL |
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