They can show me these three things every week for the entire season, and it won't get old.
1. The Punching Wall. Nothing beats a haughty-faced contestant's intro, followed seconds later by a pop in the kisser (or multiple pops in the kisser and/or other parts of the anatomy, including down there).
2. The Big Balls. Will. Never. Get. Old. There are simply too many ways for contestants to bounce, slide, carom, ricochet (etc.) around the big balls course, some shrieking/screaming their way into the water.
3. The Sweeper. They can add brushes. Or not. They can add potato sacks. Or not. They can add dodge balls. Or not. Or whatever gimmicks, or not. The face plants when contestants boink off the platforms, the pirouettes of contestants precariously maintaining their balance (sometimes to fall on their own before the next pass of the sweeper). All. Too. Funny.
I'm even liking the Dreadmill. It makes fun of itself with stupid stuff like "razor blades .. no, foam" and "attacks" from inflated sea critters.
The only part of the show that moves a bit slow is the final round of 4. And yes, a female contestant can win; she just has to work the spinner to perfection.
1. The Punching Wall. Nothing beats a haughty-faced contestant's intro, followed seconds later by a pop in the kisser (or multiple pops in the kisser and/or other parts of the anatomy, including down there).
2. The Big Balls. Will. Never. Get. Old. There are simply too many ways for contestants to bounce, slide, carom, ricochet (etc.) around the big balls course, some shrieking/screaming their way into the water.
3. The Sweeper. They can add brushes. Or not. They can add potato sacks. Or not. They can add dodge balls. Or not. Or whatever gimmicks, or not. The face plants when contestants boink off the platforms, the pirouettes of contestants precariously maintaining their balance (sometimes to fall on their own before the next pass of the sweeper). All. Too. Funny.
I'm even liking the Dreadmill. It makes fun of itself with stupid stuff like "razor blades .. no, foam" and "attacks" from inflated sea critters.
The only part of the show that moves a bit slow is the final round of 4. And yes, a female contestant can win; she just has to work the spinner to perfection.
