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merkyl

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(07/16/08 10:15 AM)

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I'd start with the Ikea restaurant.

Dr Weems

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(07/16/08 10:16 AM)

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TC wrote:
what the fuck is that?

TC...I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T SEE YOUTUBE AT WORK.

tELECOMMUTING PRINCESS MUCH?

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(07/16/08 10:18 AM)

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I left out some very important details to the story, as this version sounded more interesting.

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(07/16/08 10:19 AM)

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Actually, I lie. The WHOLE version is much better, but I'm far too lazy to tell it.

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(07/16/08 10:24 AM)

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MMM...CRAYFISH

Buy your tickets today for our summer Crayfish Party!

The IKEA Restaurant and Cafe invites you to join us for an all-you-can-eat Crayfish Party, Tuesday, July 22 and Thursday, July 24 from 6pm to 9pm.

This traditional Swedish Crayfish feast includes delicious cheeses, crispbread, and soup or salad that everyone can eat with festive bibs and hats on! Bar service will also be available. Proper ID is required.

Adults: $11.99
Children 12 and under: $5.99
Children 5 and under: FREE

(Beverages and dessert are not included)

Purchase tickets for the Crayfish Party in advance from the IKEA Restaurant and Cafe on the upper level. Seating is limited so buy your tickets in order to secure your spot!

I am SO there!

merkyl

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(07/16/08 10:28 AM)

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(07/16/08 10:28 AM)

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I CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR THE FESTIVE BIBS AND HATS!!!!

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(07/16/08 10:30 AM)

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I think they're only called crayfish when you dissect them in biology class.

So already, ew.

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(07/16/08 10:31 AM)

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Or if you're a F.AG!

Hamdingers

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(07/16/08 10:31 AM)

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WHY WOULD IKEA LIE?!?!?

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(07/16/08 10:44 AM)

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Because they're foreigners.

"FOREIGNERS? I fuckin HATE foreigners!!!"

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(07/16/08 11:01 AM)

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So it was this sorta deal, right?

July Calendar of Events

FUN DAY OUT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

We have so many activities planned for July that you will have to keep coming back.

'Mamma Mia!The Movie
IKEA's I Do, I Do, I Do' Want to see 'Mama Mia! The Movie' Ticket Giveaway Contest! Saturday, July 12, 2008.

To celebrate the upcoming release of "Mama Mia! The Movie" on July 18th, IKEA and Universal Pictures are hosting a private, advanced screening of "Mama Mia! The Movie" exclusive to IKEA customers on July 17th at the AMC Loews Georgetown 14.

Win tickets to the Private Movie Premier on Saturday, July 12
Karaoke Sing-A-Long at IKEA Woodbridge
What:Participate in a "Mama Mia! The Movie" -themed karoake sing-along
When:Satuday, July 12th at 12:00
Where:IKEA Woodbridge Restaurant
Why:To win 2 FREE tickets to the advance screening on July 17th!

Join us in the Restaurant every Tuesday, for FAMILY NIGHT!4:00-8:00PM. Kids eat Free with the purchase of an adult meal.

Baby Please

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(07/16/08 11:05 AM)

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ssts

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(07/16/08 11:12 AM)

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IKEA Conshohocken/Philadelphia

HURRY! GET YER GORM!

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(07/16/08 11:15 AM)

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In my defense, the whole thing was an accident.

But I really don't need a defense, as I have no shame.

TC

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(07/16/08 11:21 AM)

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You accidentally know the words to this shitty shitty annoying song?

And hammy is a creepy stalker. So not cool to try to find out where HIO lives that way.

Last Edited By: TC 07/16/08 11:23 AM. Edited 1 times.