What? Matt has a wife? Did he ever mention he has a wife? I must have missed it. Are you sure? He never mentioned anything about a wife during his confessionals.
Agreeance on some people's comments. Matt is the gay, he didn't fool anyone.
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SHEAR GENIUS- Watch it with your Wife
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Posts: 7633 (07/10/08 10:34 AM) Registered User |
Agreeance on the Matt gae.
I live in Dallas, I ought to ck out their salon. NOT. |
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Kenscookie |
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Posts: 5091 (07/10/08 10:47 AM) Registered user |
NeonTetra67 wrote: XXXXXX |
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RobertBestBarbie |
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Posts: 1005 (07/10/08 10:54 AM) Registered user |
chuckersil wrote: Shelley Hack. She was a "Charlie girl" (the cologne) before she was a "Charlie's Angel". And her last name fits...she was about
as wooden an actress as you'd ever find.
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 2735 (07/10/08 10:55 AM) Registered user |
Gross I don't want him on our team. He's straight!
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Posts: 1261 (07/10/08 2:23 PM) |
Nikiza FTW!!! i don't really know why but .... yeah!
oh and WIFE!!!! |
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Posts: 218 (07/10/08 3:03 PM) Registered User |
Yeah, so me and my wife were sitting around last night watching Shear Genius, and I turned to my wife, and I asked my wife, " Wife, why do you think
Matthew keeps saying wife?"
And my wife responded, "Well, I thought he was gay, why is he talking about a wife?".....So i turned back to my wife, and was like " Well, wife.....maybe he is gay, and he just considers his partner to be his wife, even though it is a man, maybe they are the more feminine, so are considered the wife"....My wife thought that was a good point, but my wife was not sure.....So anyways, me and the wife finished watching the show, and continued to listen to Matthew say over and over again......wife.....So, me and the wife decided it was good that he was eliminated, since his wife was at home, and he missed his wife, and maybe he was just better off being home with his wife, instead of away from his wife, missing her......... |
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Posts: 19766 (07/10/08 4:41 PM) Registered user |
I was thinking maybe some terrorists threatened to kill Matt's loved ones if he didn't take every opportunity to mention his wife. What a guy. Such
strength and courage!
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Posts: 8153 (07/10/08 5:22 PM) Registered User |
 hilarious TS!
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Posts: 31470 (07/10/08 5:49 PM) Registered user |
Wasn't the gay from Top Design who had a "wife" also named Matt? Anyway, that is who I thought of once he started his spiel.
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Posts: 2568 (07/10/08 7:02 PM) Registered User |
I think Matt is a graduate of Scared Straight... Texans don't do well with Gays...
I thought shit why didn't I have a drinking game with MY WIFE I would be so slammed right now.... My god the poor woman has no identity.. she is MY WIFE.. what does he do all day Here is MY WIFE, Have you met MY WIFE, Would you like to go to lunch with MY WIFE and I, I have to get to MY WIFE, MY WIFE will be here momentarily.. I bet he doesn't know her name... which may be the case when you get one over the internet. |
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Posts: 2486 (07/10/08 8:15 PM) Registered user |
If there's any justice Matt arrived home to surprise his wife, and she was in bed with the next door neighbor, who's a construction worker.
Daniel has snapped my last gay nerve. Stop humping the legs of every B-level celebrity, you hideous wannabe. The fabulous and glamorous surround themselves with queers who are witty and talented, not messy queens who pee themselves in the presence of mediocrity. Close you eyes and listen to Charlie's voice. It's not Harvey Fierstein, it's Michael Kors. Dee is so trying to get into every woman's panties. Her "I'm gay" shtick is almost as tiresome as Matt's "My wife." I was SO hoping that after they chose dresses, the models wearing them would be fierce drag queens or hot tranny messes. That would have been a red carpet to remember! |
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chuckersil |
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Posts: 623 (07/10/08 8:47 PM) |
RobertBestBarbie wrote: Actually.. I was totally wrong.. it was Cheryl Ladd we called Thunder Thighs... But you're right about Hack. |
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seaguy |
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Posts: 11923 (07/10/08 10:12 PM) Registered User |
Loved both Charlie & Glenn's hairdos, but I thought Glenn should have won. I really have grown to like Charlie. And Meredith was cracking me up this
episode! "His wife must be good in bed. Has to be".
Lots of great characters this season. Yes, I know there is no Tabatha in this group, but I think it's been more entertaining than last season. |
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Posts: 1716 (07/10/08 10:13 PM) |
Any Nekisa love? I adore her.
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seaguy |
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Posts: 11924 (07/10/08 10:14 PM) Registered User |
I never use this word (really) but in this case it suits her...I think she's fabulous.
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Posts: 4528 (07/10/08 11:43 PM) Registered user |
I love that hot tranny mess Meredith. I hope she gets fan favourite.
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Posts: 2505 (07/10/08 11:59 PM) MESS member |
RobertBestBarbie wrote: thank you! yes, I could picture her in those annoying Charlie ads
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 2754 (07/11/08 12:03 AM) Registered user |
Yeah, she sucked.
I still watched though. I never missed an epi. |
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Posts: 52 (07/11/08 1:58 AM) |
I liked Charlie's hairdo, but my favorite was Gail's. She is the one that had the rope style to match her models dress. |
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