Joaqenix ranks his Most Loved & Most Hated reality people! (revived <3)

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Joaqenix		#41	[-]
Posts: 1580 (07/05/08 7:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	daggers44 wrote: My favourite Jen quote and the only one I can remember... "Elizabeth is indecisive to the point of paralysis." Oh yeah thats what I meant! "Grow up Elizabeth. You do NOT want to bring me into the sandbox with you." "Was it a wise business decision when you DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE to create a bridal salon, while I graduated top of my class at Yale and went on to work at the most affluent law firm in the entire world? You don't even know what a lawyer does!" x infinity. The college dropout part was especially hilarious. And yeah, Make Me a Supermodel really was so boring and stupid, I don't know why I bothered finishing it either. At the end I was tricked into rooting for Holly, even though really I hated all of them. Every time someone bitches about ANTM casting based on personality and not modeling, I plan on pointing them to MMAS. Anyhow 21s up later.
chapera rocks		#42	[-]
Posts: 9229 (07/06/08 1:00 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Danielle from cycle 6?
Joaqenix		#43	[-]
Posts: 1586 (07/06/08 10:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Twenty-First Most Hated: Kevin Shaw (Apprentice UK 4 - Eleventh Place) So I'm pretty sure Gilmore is the only other person in Clubs who watched this amazing show, but whatever. Btw, everyone who likes the Apprentice really should check out the UK version. Unlike their version of Survivor, this one has high production values, and a great cast (at least in the fourth season, its the only one I've seen). Sir Alan, their version of Trump, is also WAY less annoying than Trump, and actually listens in the boardroom, unlike Trump who will pick one thing to harp on and then fire someone. But the boardrooms are still vicious and funny. Anyhow, Kevin sucked so much.� He only made it to the sixth episode, but that was six episodes too long for me. He was horrid in every was imaginable, and led to some great people like Ian getting fired before him. Apparently he "reckons he is fun to be around and excels when challenged" when in fact, he seemed horrid to be around, and failed miserably at everything imaginable. There was a restaurant task one time where Kevin decided to be the cook and like forgot to put tomatoes in their pasta sauce or something. It was totally ridiculous. Fuck, I hate him. I'm not quite sure how he ever got on the show in the first place, as his job was a "bank manager" which sounds pretty pathetic when compared to a great job title like "Risk Manager" or something heavenly like that. Anyways, he sucked end of story. Now for the next person on the loved list, the first person from Top Model to make an appearance on the loved list... good guess CR, but itsssss.... Twenty-First Most Loved: Elyse Sewell (America's Next Top Model 1 - Third Place) I dunno how people feel about Elyse in general, some might think shes over-rated, but really shes not at all. Elyse was the first "quirky" girl to ever be on Top Model, but also the best ever. She took some stunning pictures, such as the one above, and this one below: Just compare those to the photos of that cow Whitney I posted before, and remind yourself that Whitney WON and Elyse got third place. wtf? also, this is a youtube of one of her hottest shots, but I gave up looking for a picture of it: Anyone who hasn't seen the first season on Top Model is seriously missing out, cause along with The Apprentice season 2, its one of the best single seasons of a reality show ever. The girls were all big characters, and actually pretty for the most part, Janice was a judge, Nigel WASN'T a judge, Tyra was skinny and not crazy...pretty much everything was great. Elyse is also now insanely successful in Asia, so thats great as well, seeing as most Top Model girls vanish into the abyss from where they came after the show. Also, she was dating one of The Shins which is <3 because they're one of my most favo bands...but then he beat her and shit, so I think that love affair is over. Wife-beating = </3. The best thing Elyse ever said was when she called Giselle a "fucking worthless cunt" . I'm pretty sure no one since then has called someone a worthless cunt on Top Model, besides me calling almost every other person who has ever been on the show since Elyse a fucking worthless cunt. This youtube is pretty great at showing a lot of Elyse's funniest lines, but you've really gotta wait until the end where she just goes off on everyone in the house and says some funny shit, including the cunt part. Honestly, that may be the greatest confessional in the history of reality television, so that alone would have gotten her a high placing on my list.� <3 Elyse <3 Spoilers for the next two, including one that is likely to infuriate! Spoiler [+] one of the Survivors with one of the most delusional fan bases EVER that is likely to piss people off when they read this, if any of their fantards is actually reading this, but I don't care because I HATE him and he sucks, and a Survivor winner on my loved list
kenc333		#44	[-]
Posts: 2340 (07/06/08 11:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My guesses for the next two... Spoiler [+] Jonathan Penner? and Spoiler [+] Sandra?
finishthemoff		#45	[-]
Posts: 9048 (07/06/08 11:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nice.
SonOfAbraxas		#46	[-]
Posts: 4760 (07/06/08 11:39 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMGOSH ELYSE! I loved her! And I'm jumpin' on the Alison Irwin Hot Tamale Train! Loved her and Jun. Seriously. BBUS4 was NOT the worst season ever, and it's thanks to these two Goddesses. BB2 BB3 BB6 BBAS BB4 BB5 BB8 BB1 BB9 For realz, yo! Four is right in the middle! If you take Jun and Ali out, though. Uhoh.
ZombieLinda		#47	[-]
Posts: 4311 (07/06/08 11:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Elyse <3 I've gone back and forth on her though since she is such an arrogant "I'm better and smarter than everyone in the world" cuntess. She was good tv, but I normally hate people like that. I actually thought Adrianne was funnier, and Robyn too, even though her funnies were mostly unintentional. Pre-emptive Moronathan hatred
ModernDayClyde		#48	[-]
Posts: 574 (07/06/08 11:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SonOfAbraxas wrote: BBUS4 was NOT the worst season ever, and it's thanks to these two Goddesses. I totally agree. BB4 was not the worst season, but I think that I would put BB8 above BB4. That is the only difference I saw between my favorites and your list.
SonOfAbraxas		#49	[-]
Posts: 4763 (07/06/08 12:04 PM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, honestly 8 really wasn't that bad, thinking about it. So yeah, make that switch, - better yet we'll tie 4 and 8. YAY!
ModernDayClyde		#50	[-]
Posts: 575 (07/06/08 12:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think that's a good compromise. 5, 1, and 9 can just stay at the bottom of the heap though.
spnintendo		#51	[-]
Posts: 3614 (07/06/08 1:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Elyse <3 <3 <3 She's the reason ANTM wasn't a flop when it first came out. =O
SurvivorFanGP		#52	[-]
Posts: 8613 (07/06/08 2:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Elyse's bitchy rant in her confessional will foreva' be the highlight of ANTM <3 <3 <3
NatalieCunialLulz		#53	[-]
Posts: 2214 (07/06/08 4:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ELYSE <33333333333333333333333333333
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#54	[-]
Posts: 12529 (07/07/08 7:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LUCINDAOWNAGE SHALL REIGN SUPREME. EXTREME KEVIN HATRED.
Romber Rulz		#55	[-]
Posts: 1857 (07/07/08 7:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Adrianne > Elyse
Joaqenix		#56	[-]
Posts: 1607 (07/07/08 8:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	gj ken! My Twentieth Most Hated is: Jonathan Penner (Survivor: Cook Islands - Seventh Place, Survivor: Micronesia - Fifteenth Place) Oh man. Jonathan is a complete retard, and thats why hes on this list, first and foremost. I HATED him on Cook Islands, a lot. Hes the stereotypical psycho paranoid crazy person a la Eliza except not fun at all. Normally I love crazy people, but Jonathan is unfunny and boring. But unfunny would be ok if he wasn't also a complete RETARD. His strategies never seemed to make any sense whatsoever. The only thing he did which wasn't moronic was when he did the mutiny with Candice, cause he woulda been screwed if Aitu had lost any challenges. But when he did his own mutiny after the merge...oh god. It was just so stupid! He went from at worst, fifth, to at worst, fifth, where one of the other four had a fucking IMMUNITY IDOL. Meaning he could never hope to get Yul out, and Yul was a huge threat to win. Or he could have tried to go up against such strategic geniuses like Nate Gonzalez and <3 Adam Gentry <3 in the finals. It was just so dumb, and I couldn't stand how smug he was about it, as if he had come up with some great strategy: "Oh yay, I moved up from fifth place to umm...fifth place. Oh wait, shit...". Of course, Jonathan's dominance was short-lived and Adam and Parvati out-smarted him with their jury votes strategy after just Nate and Candice had gone, and out the door went Jonathan, which for those of us keeping track, meant he went from a guaranteed fifth place to...seventh. As for Micronesia, I actually liked him a little more than on Cook Islands. He wasn't as obnoxious, so that moved him a bit lower to be honest. If it wasn't for Micronesia, I prob would have had him in my top 5 hated people. Maybe because this time around he was PeopleILikeOwned and StickOwned and he didn't get the opportunity to gain power and be annoying. His fight with Cirie was minorly entertaining, but again, I found him totally annoying and overrated. So he also has one of the most delusional fanbases to ever hit Sucks. The whole Jonathan Christ thing honestly makes me want to barf with how annoying it is. Even now his stupid fantard thread is on the first page of Clubs. Ralph. I always root for the underdog too, so everyone hyping him probably just made me hate him even more. Thankfully everyone's hyping of him has never really resulted in anything, and Jonathan has performed shitty both times he was in the game. <3 Now for the first Survivor winner on my list......... Twentieth Most Loved: Aras Baskauskas (Survivor: Panama - Winner) Aras is a GOD! I dunno if people found him boring or not, but I <3 Aras. First off, hes the only person I've ever correctly picked to win pre-season, but maybe thats cause I always used to pick the most random people to win, like Amber in Australia (altho I guess I was just 6 seasons too soon). He was unlike most of the winners up til that point, cause he was in control and an obvious player in the game, as opposed to a lot of UTR bitches who did nothing and floated to their win. Yawn. Also, Aras was involved in an epic struggle the whole season with someone else who may or may not be appearing on one of these lists ASAP. Exile Island was also one of my fave seasons evar cause of the exciting post-merge and the hilarious Casaya tribe. Aras beating out Terry when it came down the finals was one of the happiest moments of my life, cause Terry Dietz is a douchebag who tried to ruin Exile Island with his "vote off anyone with a personality" shenanigans...but thats a subject for another part of my list =o. Aras seemed like he was different than the typical mactor who normally fulfills his age demographic, but thankfully Aras was just as mactoriffic as any of the others <3 Turns out, Aras is part of the hippest group of reality mactors around, which is a definite plus: <3 mactors <3 When everyone on your speed dial is a millionaire from a CBS reality show that your other best friend cast, you know you're awesome. Aras also deserves lots of love for bringing the "Whaaaaambulance" saying into America's hearts and minds. <3 Oh and the last reason is that Aras is HAWT Dayum girl! Aras really knows how to smile with his eyes Spoilers for the next two! Spoiler [+] Both the hated guy and loved girl are connected by one diseased cooter...ERIKA <3
Romber Rulz		#57	[-]
Posts: 1858 (07/07/08 9:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aras is a sex god.
AMBERFREAK		#58	[-]
Posts: 1780 (07/07/08 9:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Agreed on the Whitney hate! Mouth-breathing bitch... It was funny, however, to see people try to say Whitney wasn't fat in the Top Model thread. How someone could say she probably didn't even weigh over 130 is perhaps the most hilarious and ridiculous statement I have read in a long time! Oh, and Jen M <3333333333333333 Will there be no Gemma Sanderson on this list?
Joaqenix		#59	[-]
Posts: 1608 (07/07/08 9:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Romber Rulz wrote: Aras is a sex god. yummmm < No Gemma Sanderson sorry I forgot about AusNTM actually. I'll give her an honorable mention shoutout <3 Whitney/fatties hatred!
Romber Rulz		#60	[-]
Posts: 1860 (07/07/08 9:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG yum!

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