Joaqenix ranks his Most Loved & Most Hated reality people! (revived <3)

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Quiddity		#21	[-]
Posts: 2873 (07/04/08 9:14 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Joaqenix wrote: The precious virgin at number 24 on my faves list shouldn't need any introduction to anyone who has ever watched a CBS reality TV show.... 24th Most Loved: Alison Irwin (BB 4 - Runner Up, TAR 5 - Tenth Place, BB 7 - Fourteenth Place) Oh man, I really love this crazy bitch. One of the biggest mistakes in BB:AS was when the diary room didn't rig the game to keep Alison in the game. Just think of all the crazy shit she could have gotten herself into. Speaking of things she got herself into, she'll always be memorable for hiding in a pot for no apparent reason. see Quiddity(sp?)'s avatar Even though Alison didn't last long in All-Stars, she challenge-whored her way all the way to the finals in BB4, and actual-whored her way there as well. <3 Alison wasn't exactly America's Sweetheart with her nonstop cursing and bitchiness, but she was def Joaqenix's Sweetheart, so I think we know who the real winner is here. Also, how can't you love someone who points out that their last name is "Win-ir" backwards. <333 oh yeah, she was also on TAR for two episodes, but I don't remember anything about that besides her being on it with that beefcake she was cheating on 24/7 during BB. Extra points there, cause she is one of those special mediawhores you transcend series. Very rare. But she won't be the last on the list. =o Tomorrow my weightism rears its ugly head on the hated list and my favo Flav girl from Season 3 on the love side! Alislut!!! <33333333333333333 Not that that's any surprise coming from me. Thanks for the plug! :P I don't think there's a bigger contrast you can find out there between her and the boring nobody that you included in the same post. Curse Janelle for all eternity for getting her evicted first. Janelle's just jealous that she wasn't the best looking one in the house with her around. -_- Last Edited By: Quiddity 07/04/08 9:21 AM. Edited 1 times.
Joaqenix		#22	[-]
Posts: 1567 (07/04/08 9:41 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	chapera rocks wrote: Tell us more about your interaction with Becky plz! She was just the least friendly bitch ever. I'm sure they meet some weird ass people, but although I post here, I'm surprisingly normal. My interaction with Becky did involve others who may be positively/negatively affected as well, so stay tuned! But yeah she sucked a lot. So much so that my friend felt the need to tag her as "cunt with herpes" in the facebook photos. It was deserved. I hope the scented candle goddess Lucinda is number 1! Well, either her or Dorothy from the Mole 2. <3 There will definitely be Lucindeeownage on this list! <3 But like the American public, I forgot the Mole existed when I was doing this list, so no Dorothy, sorry 23s and 22s in a hot second.
Joaqenix		#23	[-]
Posts: 1569 (07/04/08 11:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ok time for the 23s! first up is the first fattie on my hated list... Twenty-Third Most Hated: Whitney Thompson (Top Model 10 - Winner) barf, Whitney. There aren't too many chicks on my hated list cause ultimately chicks > guys, but you will notice a common trend of hatred for fat bitches on my list. And Whitney was one of the worst. Yeah I might not like fatties, but is it so wrong to think that only skinny beautiful people should be famous? Enough of this "real woman" or "normal sized" bullshit. Bitch was LARGE. and in charge. And truly, Whitney was always a fatass. Look at this sonogram taken while her mom was 8 months pregnant: eek! and then this is the best Tyra's tranny makeover team could do for her big debut after the show: That face just screams "shove a hotdog (or twelve) in my mouth. BLARG!". Whitney is the definition of an eatbeast. Sick. Whitney Thompson isn't even the only fatWhitney on the history of Top Model! ugh, I think all Whitneys must weigh a thousand pounds. Anyhow, Whitney WAS a bitch, which I normally love, but she just wasn't very funny, and was a fake twatface. So Whitney hatred! Still, I hate 22 people more than Whitney, so gratz Whitney! Up next is my 23rd most loved reality TV person, and its another person from one of the Flavor & spinoffs... good guess cardswin5! Twenty-Third Most Loved: Seezinz Ownage indeed! Seezinz (Flavor of Love 3 - Fourth Place) dayum look at that bootay! Seezinz was truly a goddess amongst a season full of hilarious bitches like Tree of Truth and Shytownage, but only Seezinz will be gracing this list (from her season anyways). So why Seezinz over Tree and Shy? Well first off, Seezinz was in almost every episode except the last, and spent her entire time pwning this retard: aka: thats a face only a mother (or Flav) can love. Seezinz and Sinceer spent the ENTIRE season talking shit about each other in confessionals, and it was all so hilariously random since there was never any obvious reason for their hatred, besides Sinceer being a jealous fuggo. Anyhow, I digress. So Seezinz was just hilarious. Although lots of people hated Season 3 of Flavor of Love, it really turned out to be amazing if you stuck with it, and Seezinz was responsible for lots of the best parts. For example, Myammee was one of Flav's top bitches, cause she had huge tits. This random girl Rayna who was kicked off early in the show apparently couldn't get over it and called the house and had a friend pretend to be Myammee's pimp. Seezinz knew about it and never told anyone and Myammee ended up getting kicked off cause of it. I think. It was sorta confusing and I didn't really care that much, just so long as Seezinzownage was going on. Seezinz was just so great and played the game like it was Survivor or something. Totally manipulative in a great way. Her name was also apparently Autumn Joi, which is just so hilarious and whitebread, cause Seezinz basically was a white girl with a huge ass. <3 Seezinzownage!!! I couldn't find any great Seezinz youtubes, but anyone who has them, feel free to add them to this Seezinz love fest! no spoilers for the next two, cause I think I may be moving one of them up the list.
Us Kids Know		#24	[-]
Posts: 6766 (07/04/08 1:15 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Romance <3 <3 <3 I especially love that they basically recast him in season 2 with Unsure. If they had just said "we're bringing Romance back for a second chance" I wouldn't have known it was a different person. Boo on Whitney hatred though. She was hilarious.
daggers44		#25	[-]
Posts: 842 (07/04/08 3:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love Becky! Tell me how she was being mean!
cardswin5		#26	[-]
Posts: 618 (07/04/08 10:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG I was right. I own all. I can't guess without spoilers though.
cardswin5		#27	[-]
Posts: 619 (07/04/08 10:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	daggers44 wrote: I love Becky! Tell me how she was being mean! That's not true. She did nothing while she was on Survivor and only had about 2 confessionals shown the entire time. So she's either a bitch like Joaqenix says or she's just as boring as everyone else thinks. Either way its impossible to love Becky.
ModernDayClyde		#28	[-]
Posts: 541 (07/04/08 10:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Little late on the Alison love, but hey Alison love never has an expiration date so here it is. Ali <33333333333
SurvivorFanGP		#29	[-]
Posts: 8600 (07/04/08 11:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Freakin' Whitney. I didn't think Tyra would actually crown two mediocre contestants back to back. Does this mean the amazing ANYA <333 makes the list?! =O
Romber Rulz		#30	[-]
Posts: 1824 (07/04/08 11:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I loved Whitney. I better not see Toccara on your hated list or there will be hell to pay.
jensamember36		#31	[-]
Posts: 1223 (07/05/08 1:54 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ALISON!!!! stupid jase if only he had gone with the plan it could have been awesomeness!!
Joaqenix		#32	[-]
Posts: 1576 (07/05/08 9:07 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Romber Rulz wrote: I loved Whitney. I better not see Toccara on your hated list or there will be hell to pay. Don't worry, ANTM 3 is actually the only season I've never seen, so Toccara will be on neither of my lists. Does this mean the amazing ANYA <333 makes the list?! =O Spoiler [+] no, sorry maybe if it was Top 50 most loved or somethin. There are two great ANTM ladies on my loved list though <3 Anyhow I'll put the 22s up in a bit, I'm still semi-hungover
ZombieLinda		#33	[-]
Posts: 4294 (07/05/08 10:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<3 your avatar
Joaqenix		#34	[-]
Posts: 1578 (07/05/08 12:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	thanks! <3 Lisa <3 And now for my... Twenty-second Most Hated: Frankie Delgado (Make Me a Supermodel - Seventh Place) so I know most of you probably didn't watch this show, but wow, Frankie blew a lot of ass on it. He was like 5'2'' and had one of the most grating voices known to man, and some fug ass Farrah Fawcett hairdo. FIERCE!� Although even when they cut his hair, he still was one of the shittiest models ever. Such as right here: Even fiercer?� So yeah, Frankie sucked a lot. But one of his biggest offenses against me personally was when he derailed the glorious ownage that was Katyownage. :( Katy was MMAS's "plus-sized" contestant I guess, which in terms of this show meant Size 2, and not Size 20 like on Top Model. Anyways, Katy was a beautiful goddess who happened to like eating lots of cake and shit, which happens to the best of us amirite? So Katy was in the bottom 3 with Ronnie, the fraus and homos fave, so you knew he would be safe, and Frankie. There was apparently no possible way America would want to keep Frankie around past the wonderfulness of Katy, but they did. :( Katy was cruelly cut loose in Ep. 5 in her fourth bottom 3 appearance. She was really on her way to rival fellow bottom 3 queens Kristy Lee Cook and Syesha whatever. After beating out Katy, Frankie and his bros continued to be complete douches while the homos who watch Bravo sent girl after girl home. But really, I only cared about his slaying of Katy. And for that, coupled with his douchey personality and fugliness, I can never forgive Frankie. If you wanna see The Fall of Katy, check out this: :( I know that was more pro-Katy than anti-Frankie, but Frankie sucked A LOT, trust me. Up next is a fierce robotic Asian slayer! Twenty-Second Most Loved: Jennifer Massey (The Apprentice 2 - Second Place) oh Jennbot! <3333 Jenn was one of the best Apprentii from season 2, among TONS of amazing Apprentii. The best part about Jenn was that she had little to no involvement in all the drama that was always surrounding her, but it still never stopped. Her main nemesis was Ivana, which was mainly on the part of Ivana. This is really another Sinceer/Seezinz pairing, except Ivana is 1000x cooler than Sinceer. I think Jenn was also one of the only harpies who didn't participate in the public lynching of whoever was Public Enemy #1 each week at the girls' boardrooms, but I don't really remember. Either way I <3 her! Anyways, Jenn sorta shirked responsibility and was only PM once early in the season, but if anyone ever took her into the boardroom, that was when shit went DOWN. I wish I still remembered all the classic quotes she said about people, and please fill in whatever you all remember. Her shining moment was probably when she skewered Elizabeth before Elizabeth was fired. She was tossing out zingers like "borderline paralysis" to describe Elizabeth and many other -worthy things. I seriously wish I could remember everything she said, but AGAIN youtube is letting me down. Jenn was also involved in my favo boardroom ever, mentioned before, when she was duking it out with Sandy and basically explaining why Sandy was an illiterate retard who should be fired. Of course Trump was thinking with his dick and fired that dork Andy instead. Sadly, Trump wasn't thinking with his dick when he fired poor Jenn in the finale, and hired Kelly, who promptly disappeared into the abyss of... I couldn't find out what Jenn is doing now, probably her prototype model was retired and another fierce fembot is out kicking ass, but I'm pretty sure whatever shes doing is better than selling Trump Ice, so Jenn is ultimately the winner here. That and her icy bitchiness get her #22 on my most loved list, congrats Jennbot! If only Apprentice could have maintained the amazing casting of the first two seasons, but it really didn't sadly. :( p.s. please DON'T ever visit jennifermassey.com, as you may be frightened by the massive amounts of fugliness emanating off your screen. At first I was afraid Jenn had let herself go, but that was, of course, not the case. Spoilers for the next two: Spoiler [+] a major douchetard from Apprentice UK, and one of the best/funniest models ever on ANTM Last Edited By: Joaqenix 07/05/08 12:55 PM. Edited 1 times.
Romber Rulz		#35	[-]
Posts: 1829 (07/05/08 1:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jennifer Massey!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333
ZombieLinda		#36	[-]
Posts: 4296 (07/05/08 1:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Katyownage was the only good thing about that boring ass show. I can't believe I kept watching it after she left. JENBOT XTREME LOVE "Grow up Elizabeth. You do NOT want to bring me into the sandbox with you." "Was it a wise business decision when you DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE to create a bridal salon, while I graduated top of my class at Yale and went on to work at the most affluent law firm in the entire world? You don't even know what a lawyer does!" "Sandy does not have the intellectual horsepower to run one of your companies." And then she started challenging Sandy to spit out all these random facts, like how many employees Trump has. Of course she couldn't, but Jen could because she sat at a computer memorizing random statistics about Trump's companies right before she went there. <3 She really destroyed everyone. It was kind of sad really, especially when it was just her and Kelley and he just sat there taking her verbal pummelage, yet still won by a mile. "Kelley is manipulative, two-faced, and doesn't have the leadership skillz to be one of your figureheads!" Kelley: =O
daggers44		#37	[-]
Posts: 844 (07/05/08 1:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My favourite Jen quote and the only one I can remember... "Elizabeth is indecisive to the point of paralysis."
Joaqenix		#38	[-]
Posts: 1580 (07/05/08 7:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	daggers44 wrote: My favourite Jen quote and the only one I can remember... "Elizabeth is indecisive to the point of paralysis." Oh yeah thats what I meant! "Grow up Elizabeth. You do NOT want to bring me into the sandbox with you." "Was it a wise business decision when you DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE to create a bridal salon, while I graduated top of my class at Yale and went on to work at the most affluent law firm in the entire world? You don't even know what a lawyer does!" x infinity. The college dropout part was especially hilarious. And yeah, Make Me a Supermodel really was so boring and stupid, I don't know why I bothered finishing it either. At the end I was tricked into rooting for Holly, even though really I hated all of them. Every time someone bitches about ANTM casting based on personality and not modeling, I plan on pointing them to MMAS. Anyhow 21s up later.
chapera rocks		#39	[-]
Posts: 9229 (07/06/08 1:00 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Danielle from cycle 6?
Joaqenix		#40	[-]
Posts: 1586 (07/06/08 10:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Twenty-First Most Hated: Kevin Shaw (Apprentice UK 4 - Eleventh Place) So I'm pretty sure Gilmore is the only other person in Clubs who watched this amazing show, but whatever. Btw, everyone who likes the Apprentice really should check out the UK version. Unlike their version of Survivor, this one has high production values, and a great cast (at least in the fourth season, its the only one I've seen). Sir Alan, their version of Trump, is also WAY less annoying than Trump, and actually listens in the boardroom, unlike Trump who will pick one thing to harp on and then fire someone. But the boardrooms are still vicious and funny. Anyhow, Kevin sucked so much.� He only made it to the sixth episode, but that was six episodes too long for me. He was horrid in every was imaginable, and led to some great people like Ian getting fired before him. Apparently he "reckons he is fun to be around and excels when challenged" when in fact, he seemed horrid to be around, and failed miserably at everything imaginable. There was a restaurant task one time where Kevin decided to be the cook and like forgot to put tomatoes in their pasta sauce or something. It was totally ridiculous. Fuck, I hate him. I'm not quite sure how he ever got on the show in the first place, as his job was a "bank manager" which sounds pretty pathetic when compared to a great job title like "Risk Manager" or something heavenly like that. Anyways, he sucked end of story. Now for the next person on the loved list, the first person from Top Model to make an appearance on the loved list... good guess CR, but itsssss.... Twenty-First Most Loved: Elyse Sewell (America's Next Top Model 1 - Third Place) I dunno how people feel about Elyse in general, some might think shes over-rated, but really shes not at all. Elyse was the first "quirky" girl to ever be on Top Model, but also the best ever. She took some stunning pictures, such as the one above, and this one below: Just compare those to the photos of that cow Whitney I posted before, and remind yourself that Whitney WON and Elyse got third place. wtf? also, this is a youtube of one of her hottest shots, but I gave up looking for a picture of it: Anyone who hasn't seen the first season on Top Model is seriously missing out, cause along with The Apprentice season 2, its one of the best single seasons of a reality show ever. The girls were all big characters, and actually pretty for the most part, Janice was a judge, Nigel WASN'T a judge, Tyra was skinny and not crazy...pretty much everything was great. Elyse is also now insanely successful in Asia, so thats great as well, seeing as most Top Model girls vanish into the abyss from where they came after the show. Also, she was dating one of The Shins which is <3 because they're one of my most favo bands...but then he beat her and shit, so I think that love affair is over. Wife-beating = </3. The best thing Elyse ever said was when she called Giselle a "fucking worthless cunt" . I'm pretty sure no one since then has called someone a worthless cunt on Top Model, besides me calling almost every other person who has ever been on the show since Elyse a fucking worthless cunt. This youtube is pretty great at showing a lot of Elyse's funniest lines, but you've really gotta wait until the end where she just goes off on everyone in the house and says some funny shit, including the cunt part. Honestly, that may be the greatest confessional in the history of reality television, so that alone would have gotten her a high placing on my list.� <3 Elyse <3 Spoilers for the next two, including one that is likely to infuriate! Spoiler [+] one of the Survivors with one of the most delusional fan bases EVER that is likely to piss people off when they read this, if any of their fantards is actually reading this, but I don't care because I HATE him and he sucks, and a Survivor winner on my loved list

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