More Random Musings after watching epi #2:
- Kim Vo is still the creepiest human being evah. I can't believe he's Vietnamese.
- I suppose Jaclyn Smith is ok, but you mean they couldn't find a younger more hip person? I mean shit, she isnt even relevant as a one-off D lister. Howzabout someone wild and crazy known for hair? Someone like say, Cyndi Lauper? She's loud, obnoxious, has a nice camera presence and has acted, had crazy hair and is ghey friendly.
- Kara? My lord those titties. I'm assuming they are bolt ons, but they are MASSIVE.
- Jeana - I still can't believe this is the ZZ Top girl. I know its 20 years later, she's older and had kids, but her entire body shape changed. Sure, many woman age and just get fat, but she actually went from long, svelte and leggy to looking like Michael Strahan. Seriously, she has a man's body - just look at her shoulders.
- OC Bitches - I thought these bitches were all about image, money and being fabulous. I would expect 'fabulous' people to have 'fabulous' hair already no? Their hair all looked like shit when they came in. And these bitches are nasty. Ok lady, you might have been hot 20 years ago, but now you are just old and creepy. You don't look fierce, you look like a sad old bitch trying to capture your gold digging skank ways of the mid-80s.
- The 'straight' guy Matt was crying like a little girl - perhaps his 'wife' is a 24 year old man from Guatemala named Agador Spartacus?
- Bravo Shows - I don't know why, but they are entertaining as shit. Top Chef, Project Runway, Top Design and this one are literally the same show, but still entertaining.
- French 'consultant' guy - sure, I'd bet the ladies and gay dudes think he's all that, but it may be the worst accent ever. Where the hell is he from? I've spent a lot of time in France and it sounds like no French accent I've ever heard. Perhaps Swiss? Perhaps Belgian? Or perhaps some dipshit French Canadian? It sounds like a cross between Elmer Fudd, Pepe LePew and that fucking Zohan guy I'm apparently not supposed to mess with!
- Kim Vo is still the creepiest human being evah. I can't believe he's Vietnamese.
- I suppose Jaclyn Smith is ok, but you mean they couldn't find a younger more hip person? I mean shit, she isnt even relevant as a one-off D lister. Howzabout someone wild and crazy known for hair? Someone like say, Cyndi Lauper? She's loud, obnoxious, has a nice camera presence and has acted, had crazy hair and is ghey friendly.
- Kara? My lord those titties. I'm assuming they are bolt ons, but they are MASSIVE.
- Jeana - I still can't believe this is the ZZ Top girl. I know its 20 years later, she's older and had kids, but her entire body shape changed. Sure, many woman age and just get fat, but she actually went from long, svelte and leggy to looking like Michael Strahan. Seriously, she has a man's body - just look at her shoulders.
- OC Bitches - I thought these bitches were all about image, money and being fabulous. I would expect 'fabulous' people to have 'fabulous' hair already no? Their hair all looked like shit when they came in. And these bitches are nasty. Ok lady, you might have been hot 20 years ago, but now you are just old and creepy. You don't look fierce, you look like a sad old bitch trying to capture your gold digging skank ways of the mid-80s.
- The 'straight' guy Matt was crying like a little girl - perhaps his 'wife' is a 24 year old man from Guatemala named Agador Spartacus?
- Bravo Shows - I don't know why, but they are entertaining as shit. Top Chef, Project Runway, Top Design and this one are literally the same show, but still entertaining.
- French 'consultant' guy - sure, I'd bet the ladies and gay dudes think he's all that, but it may be the worst accent ever. Where the hell is he from? I've spent a lot of time in France and it sounds like no French accent I've ever heard. Perhaps Swiss? Perhaps Belgian? Or perhaps some dipshit French Canadian? It sounds like a cross between Elmer Fudd, Pepe LePew and that fucking Zohan guy I'm apparently not supposed to mess with!
