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SurvivorArctic |
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EiE, it's his clock. He was making fun of Mypoody ;p
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DeadTwista |
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Was Jesus just another over priced carpenter nailed to a cross? I THINK NOT! Is Blisterings Countdown Timer just another fucking clock? I THINK NOT! Both are
symbols of love and devotion that are worshipped worldwide. While many visit their local church and confess their sins in a confessional, others must wait
until the start of the new BB season to tell all in the Diary Room. Please dont make light of the Holy Countdown Timer or the BB gods may strike us down with a
yet to be determined totally unnecessary twist. Thank you.
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twinklefaery |
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Dear Blistering-ClockGod:
There seems to be a problem with my BB countdown clock and your omnificent powers. I've tried and tried to pray each night asking for time to speed up, but each morning when I check this clock, it is still just running at normal time. Can't you please, oh, please make time run faster so the BB season starts sooner!? Thank you. Sincerely, Twink. P.S. I am willing to make some sort of sacrifice to speed up time. It will be difficult, but I'm prepared to sacrifice sunfart. If you will speed up time, we can throw sunfart at the clock gods or light it on fire or something. |
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Kym |
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Sunfart Sacrifice .....Im in
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Sunfart is a Sucks TREASURE!
Any sacrificing of the Sunfart will anger the gods! |
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Fluffynurse |
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We don't have to go so far as to sacrifice sunfart.
We just push the frozen donkey wheel. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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But the Gods are HONGRY, SoA. You can't deny the Gods if the Gods want Sunfart.
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Speaking of HONGRY, I've gotta go eat my 5th lunch like ManbearPig.
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DeadTwista |
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100% agree with the wise SOA... Talk of a Sunfart sacrifice is blasphemous! The BB gods are considering throwing in another Americas Player for such a
transgression.
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twinklefaery |
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Hey, I'm just going with whatever will please the Gods. I thought perhaps the all knowing knowledgeness that is Sunfart would please the Gods, but heaven
forbid we would displease. Neigh, I say. Neigh. (or is it Nay?)
I throw myself at the mercy of the all knowing SOA. He and only he may chose the appropriate sacrificial lamb. (how's that for ass-kissin?) :) |
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ghostbusted |
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Well, if we can't turn the donkey wheel perhaps we need to find Jacob and ask him what to do?
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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WHERE IS THE HOUSE PICS? THE NEW CAST? COME CBS YOU FUCKS WE ARE STARVING WORSE THEN MANBEARPIG AFTER 30 MINUTES OF NO FOOD!! THROW US A BONE
GRODNER YOU SOW!!!
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blistering |
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I'm guessing these last few months without feeds hasn't been easy for you Jani. ;)
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^^^
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ZippyDoDa |
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Janie, Janie, Janie...Try to get control of yourself!! Have some wine, it is 5:00 somewhere
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ghostbusted |
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ZippyDoDa wrote: This post sounds like it could apply to Janelle. |
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Crappysucks |
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^^ Yeah, you would know...
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Evel Dick calls into Sheila's Live Chat | ||
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SimplyKimberly |
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JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: BB10 hasn't even begun and you're breaking out the big fonts Jani? But yeah, a little morsel of info would be nice right about now.
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BobBob77 |
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When do they usually put out info, I really cant remember.
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