Sweethearts
1 Kevin/Drew-Forget about their performance in All-stars. They gave us some poignant (They're looking right through our souls) and hilarious material(I
think my left testicle is rolling around the streets of Beijing). They're nice guys in real life too!
2. Oswald/Danny-Who doesn't want to go shopping with them? or chase Phil around the block?
3. Charla-Even that asshole Boston Rob says that Charla is a sweet pie.
4. David/Mary-Would you rather root for the mactor alliance or doe-eyed country bumpkins?
5. John Vito/Jill-
6. Goth team-mmmm, both Azaria and Nick says that they are fake camera whores.
7. Kris/Jon- I wasn't bummed when Team Stepford-Long distance couple lost.
8. Jon/Al-I don't understand why fans are so ga ga over the clowns. Jon/Al suck the oxygen from the show with their unfunny clown jokes.
Assholes
1. Kendra-Teams have nicer words to say about a douchebag wifebeater than the racist puppet from SAW.
2. Boston Rob-He play the asshole role well by not stopping for Brian/Greg and whining about the race being fixed.
3. Nate/Jen- I would like to thank the local that send these entitled mactors on a wild goose chase. Nathan-"Waaaaaaaaaa, Ron/Christina are very
lucky since the last two legs
have been in Asia. Christina can speak both Japanese and Chinese. They just breeze right through it." I would like to thank the local that send these
entitled mactors on a wild goose chase.
4. Eric/Jeremy-They ruined TAR 9 and Amazing race All-stars.
5. Colin-I'm packing it! 
6. Weavers-God does not give a shit about the Amazing race.
7. Bert/Ernie- One of the teams that you love to hate. They broke their alliance with himbo lawyers, brag about Paris, and taught future teams how to block.
8. Jonathan-TV Guide Magazine reveals who the top 10 Reality TV villians and Jonathan is second on the list. He's too pathetic to hate.
9. Beauty Queens-OMG BLONDES YIELD OBNOXIOUS DATING COUPLE, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!










