Open Letter to Canadian Drivers in the US

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Jakob Speed		#21	[-]
Posts: 1522 (06/30/08 10:32 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In Toronto they don't yell at Canookians... black, white and brown all yell at one people. CHINESE FUCKING DRIVERS!!!! It is funny to hear every minority bitch about another one. Ever want to write off your car. Take a drive up or down Spadina Avenue anytime from 9am to 6pm Monday through Saturday. Big shock that it has been revealed a couple of times in the last 10 years that there are possibly a few thousand test results and even licenses sold to mainland Chinese drivers who could not pass or didn't even attempt to take the basic test. Sold by crooked Ministry of Transportation staff. Last Edited By: Jakob Speed 06/30/08 10:36 AM. Edited 1 times.
Buggles73		#22	[-]
Posts: 26455 (06/30/08 10:32 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Actually freeways are a lot of fun. Kind of like roller coasters, that rush you get knowing you could die spectacularly at any moment. Especuially in Houston where people drive like every day is Deathrace 2000.
Penelope McBagpipe		#23	[-]
Posts: 3169 (06/30/08 10:33 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What's worse than ANY shitty driving canadian is the arrogant fucks from down there that drive up through NS in the summer ( when you saw massachusawhatever plates, you KNEW that was trouble, sometimes they had SKIIS on their cars in July the stupid fucks) The line up for the P.E.I. ferry was 2 hours long at least in the summer. A whole trailer load full of yanks (mass plates, natch) pulled over along the shoulder and started driving past everybody who was already sitting in this line up forever. My brother in law flips out (hates yanks, like really), runs up to their window and gave them a talking to. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK YOU CAN COME UP HERE AND PULL THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE YANKS, FUCK YOU, TURN THIS PIECE OF SHIT AROUND AND GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE He was applauded by about 4 different cars on his walk back.
Link Please		#24	[-]
Posts: 629 (06/30/08 10:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	survivorjb2003 wrote: At least one Canadian dies in Maine every tourist season by murder. They are usually killed in Old Orchard Beach and sometimes their bodies are found underneath the Pier. You'd think they'd get the hint. Has this continued after Dad went to prison?
ginaf20697		#25	[-]
Posts: 31347 (06/30/08 10:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: What's worse than ANY shitty driving canadian is the arrogant fucks from down there that drive up through NS in the summer ( when you saw massachusawhatever plates, you KNEW that was trouble, sometimes they had SKIIS on their cars in July the stupid fucks) They call them Massholes for a reason, ya know.
ilikelissie		#26	[-]
Posts: 12486 (06/30/08 10:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well, duh.....Massachusetts drivers are the worst anywhere. Fuck them all in the asshole and then throw them on the pile.
survivorjb2003		#27	[-]
Posts: 5741 (06/30/08 10:35 AM) Hellooooo Nurse Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: What's worse than ANY shitty driving canadian is the arrogant fucks from down there that drive up through NS in the summer ( when you saw massachusawhatever plates, you KNEW that was trouble, sometimes they had SKIIS on their cars in July the stupid fucks) The line up for the P.E.I. ferry was 2 hours long at least in the summer. A whole trailer load full of yanks (mass plates, natch) pulled over along the shoulder and started driving past everybody who was already sitting in this line up forever. My brother in law flips out (hates yanks, like really), runs up to their window and gave them a talking to. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK YOU CAN COME UP HERE AND PULL THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE YANKS, FUCK YOU, TURN THIS PIECE OF SHIT AROUND AND GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE He was applauded by about 4 different cars on his walk back. Sounds like the Canookian was a little sensy. But Massholes in general suck at life anyway. Look at Powers.
ginaf20697		#28	[-]
Posts: 31348 (06/30/08 10:36 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jersey drivers are worse than Massholes. Massholes are just idiots whereas NJ drivers are stupid crazy.
drinkinghotchocolate		#29	[-]
Posts: 29973 (06/30/08 10:37 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	In Toronto they don't yell at Canookians... black, white and brown all yell at one people. CHINESE FUCKING DRIVERS!!!! It is funny to hear every minority bitch about another one. I've heard this about Vancouver too. A friend of mine lives there, and says she's tempted to take the off ramp to nowhere if she's zooming along next to two Chinese women drivers
ilikelissie		#30	[-]
Posts: 12487 (06/30/08 10:38 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I lived in NJ for 5 years and never noticed the drivers to be all that awful. They're worse in the Bay Area.
r		#31	[-]
Posts: 3270 (06/30/08 10:41 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It is not their fault. In canada the dogs that pull the sleds do most of the driving.
Softtaco		#32	[-]
Posts: 2788 (06/30/08 10:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So wait, going back to the first post. What color does mean GO in Canada? Is it also green, or does a picture of a maple leaf or a beaver spring out of the traffic light, or what?
drinkinghotchocolate		#33	[-]
Posts: 29974 (06/30/08 10:46 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It is not their fault. In canada the dogs that pull the sleds do most of the driving. We'll see whose laughing when gas is $10 a gallon and puppy chow is $5 a week
unpretentious username		#34	[-]
Posts: 18862 (06/30/08 10:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah so...ummmm who was complaining about what now?
drinkinghotchocolate		#35	[-]
Posts: 29975 (06/30/08 10:48 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So wait, going back to the first post. What color does mean GO in Canada? Is it also green, or does a picture of a maple leaf or a beaver spring out of the traffic light, or what? Green = okay to proceed but you've still got plenty of time. If you are in the middle of a good phone conversation or text, no biggie Yellow = speed up. This shit's getting serious Red = NO! GO GO GO!
Penelope McBagpipe		#36	[-]
Posts: 3170 (06/30/08 10:52 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm sorry, but I agree 140,000 percent with the Asian driver thing. They LIVE in the passing lane and not only drive about 20 clicks an hour over there while everybody struggles to jump to the right and swing past them, but also they like to jump on braky. My hubster has thought of some colorful things to call them, none of which I would ever repeat here.
ilikelissie		#37	[-]
Posts: 12489 (06/30/08 10:54 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Reft rane bandits?
unpretentious username		#38	[-]
Posts: 18864 (06/30/08 10:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wait now..let me try inexpelienced dlivers??
survivorjb2003		#39	[-]
Posts: 5744 (06/30/08 11:02 AM) Hellooooo Nurse Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	At least Asians gave us sushi, Chinese food, and hot thin women. Canadians give us nothing but bad driving and mullets.
Penelope McBagpipe		#40	[-]
Posts: 3172 (06/30/08 11:03 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How in hell could you forget CELINE survivor? You're forever indebted to us for that prize.

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