1) Gets home from work half hour after me, and therefore for some reason thinks I have been sitting home all day doing nothing. He expects dinner to be ready and the Lost DVD to be ready and set to play once he walks in the door. He generally arrives home in a bad move and takes it out on me.
2) One day I was using the big TV to watch something else, he threw a hissy fit and ate dinner in the other room with a smaller TV and thinks he is punishing me by not watching the next DVD.
3) He comes up to me the other day unprovoked about prior Lost conversation and says "I'm like Locke." I said, "ok." He Dad says "Locke is not deep, but he knows stuff. He's been through it all. Just like me." Me: "Ok Dad, ok"
4) When a DVD in the set is complete he is too fucking impatient to put the five-folded DVD case on the table to get the next DVD. He has to open the fucking thing standing up and the case is falling all over the place getting bent up. While engaged in this mess he tells me to get him the next DVD because he is having a hard time putting DVDs in and taking them out of the case. I guess pressing the middle plastic part is too difficult for him.
5) While helping him move the TV stand so the window company could do their job, he says, "Thanks, Boone."
I need to get out of here.















