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Parker's Betty Boop kicked the collective asses of all the other stylists. Even if his model looks more like Toot from "Drawn Together."



The winning Wilma was great, but red hair plus bun does not equal Wilma Flintstone, whereas Parker's inspiration would have been evident to random strangers on the street.



Why the fuck were the judges talking about Lucy's "innocence"? Bitch was hell on wheels, stealing her brother's security blanket, charging a nickel for psychiatric advice when she's a practicing sadist, and damned near murdering Charlie Brown every time she yanks that damned football away.

And the losing Lucy... is she aware of how fugly she is?



Did she honestly think a new hair style would call attention away from her hatchet face? My poor dog tried to lick the TV screen, obviously thinking she'd thrown up.

Every time Jaclyn Smith says "hair show," it sounds like a euphemism for something genuinely filthy. Like flashing the beaver.

Yay to Rene's erect nipples. But where was his sweet, tight ass tonight?

What is wrong with Kim Vo's face? He looks like the offspring of Chuckie and a Ken doll.



And Oshun. Hideous, stereotypical, Oshun.Did he get his certification from a correspondence course? Could he have been more stupid? Were the Bravo casting agents on vacation, and were the VH1 casting agents subbing? Based on the spelling of his name, he must have been a reject from I Love New York.