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imama's so fat

she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR imama"
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

and finally

imama is so fat

she's got smaller fat gay guys orbiting around her.