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Crystal Nephtyse wrote:

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Women
Mary - Pathetic Didn't learn how to walk or talk until she was 8 but learned really fast, is extremely sickly and has Epilepsy. She is a damsel in distress and everyone bends over backwards for her.
Sue - She is more badass than all the guys.
MarySue - She has no flaws or personality, if she does have flaws no one mentions them
Marry - She is a total bitch but she get's away with it and everyone loves her any way and excuses her for it because she has such a tragic life.
Sue - She is bland like a peice of stale dried up toast, but everyone LOVES her for no reason (she wins)
MarySue - She is perfect in every single way she is smart, good at challanges, has the perfect social game, and is super pretty and she is the nicest person ever, she has OTTPP5 in every episode, which is why she doesn't win
Mareigh - She is really cocky and why shouldn't she be, she's the greatest thing ever.
Soo - She is Korean and just learned to speak English perfectly. She doesn't have an accent at all.
MaigrieSoo - She is also Korean and is a doctor lawyer and teacher but she is only 18 years old.

Men
Garry - He is sickly, and get's evacuated, and it is the saddest thing ever, he is Superhot for an 89 year old.
Stew - He writes poetry and is very emo, he complains constantly about his tragic life, and everyone comforts him.
Gary - He switches off from being INV and UTR but is the most popular character EVER.
Stu - He is a sex god and sleeps with every person on the Island male or female, he often gets away with cheating. He is already married.
GaryStu - He your token black guy and he always complains about it, he is kind of like Martin Luther King. Everyone worships him, and thinks he's inspirational, he always cries about the way white people treated black people in the past.
GarryStew - He is native American and is pretty much just like the black GaryStu except he always lectures people about the unjustice of how white people treated native americans. He is extremly corny.
GaryStew - He plays with integrity.
Gairigh - He is the nicest person ever, and is good at everything, but he is always extremly modest about it, and complains that he sucks at everything, only so people can argue with him and say he's not.
Stewie - He is condecending and has a brittish accent even though he is American, no one questions that though.

and LMAO at both lists.