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Posts: 70 (06/11/08 8:41 PM) Registered user |
I though Beethoven dedicated a bunch to Holly Luauya. Must like Hawaiians.
Got a joke for you: Q: what do insomniac agnostic dyslexics do? A: They sit up all night wondering if there really is a Nahtanoj! |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 3927 (06/12/08 9:50 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Why is this thread in this worthless forum?
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 71 (06/12/08 10:55 PM) Registered user |
Riliss has a point. Since Jonathan does occasionally post, shouldn't this work its way back to the main Sux forums? The old Bob Dawg thread is back.
Perhaps if we ask Trixie nicely....
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CFmomma |
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Posts: 2942 (06/13/08 7:19 AM) MESS member |
Agreeance. The other survivors post in Sucks, so it stands to reason, this thread belongs there again.
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Posts: 800 (06/13/08 9:03 PM)
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I am just here to dedicate my 800th lovely post to our Lord, His Majesty Mister Jonathan Christ! Amen!
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 75 (06/14/08 11:23 PM) Registered user |
Woe be to the thread that makes it to page two. Bumping this holy baby so that my fellow Preferents (aka Jonathiests) can continue worship.
Our Father, Who played Survivor Jonathan be thy name, Through bollocks to come, Thy will be done, In Micronesia, as it was in Cook Islands, Give us this day, our million dollars, and let usOutthink, Outlast and Outplay our opponents, Yea, though we walk through the valley of Clubbage, we shall fear no Cirie, For thine is the best quotes, the quick wit and strategy that we admire, Amen |
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 839 (06/15/08 3:15 AM)
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*Bump for JC love! <3
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 521 (06/16/08 1:06 PM) Registered User |
PJ--that prayer deserves to become part of our holy worship! Apostle Schlong, it should go in our Holy Book.
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 3540 (06/19/08 1:13 PM) Registered User |
PanamaJane wrote: Praise be! |
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 522 (06/19/08 2:25 PM) Registered User |
Why am I feeling the dream I had recently is coming true?
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 939 (06/21/08 3:29 PM)
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melicatsmom wrote: Gosh, I hope not. 
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 76 (06/22/08 9:48 PM) Registered user |
Just a quick dedication "OhHolyJonathanIdedicatethismysevetysixthpostinthyHolyNameAMEN" and *bump* from page two obscurity.
*genuflects* PS: Lord Jonathan, woldst thou know this week's winning lottery numbers, perchance? Before they're drawn, I mean. And I don't need Powerball or the other 49 states, just Misery's. Split it with you if I win; thanks in advance. Amen. |
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 523 (06/24/08 12:41 PM) Registered User |
Our Father, who I want to be in Gabon,
*that's not as good as Panama Jane's prayer, but it's what I could come up with. |
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 77 (06/26/08 7:09 PM) Registered user |
I disagree: your prayer is great! The *bump* is included in the text, making it both subtle and effective. Huzzah!
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harvestmoon |
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Posts: 55 (06/30/08 10:02 AM) |
So here's a question. How are we supposed to be content to watch Survivor ever again knowing it will be Jonathan-less? I'm not sure I can be
bothered with new people, knowing none of them will be him. Unless there really will be hippos. I might could watch for hippos.
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 524 (06/30/08 1:24 PM) Registered User |
The book comes out in the fall, HarvestMoon, I suspect just in time for Halloween since it's about horror films.
As for a Jonathan-less Survivor....I know that it will be difficult, but we could always discover a new Apostle among the ranks. One of the Holy Prophets who in future generations will point toward Jonathan. |
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 78 (07/01/08 5:19 PM) Registered user |
Amen, Melicatsmom. Besides, whom amongst us knows what lies in the future (besides JP, of course. Hey! JP is PJ backwards. I wonder if we're related. Or
Dyslexic) There is always a chance for a Stephame-ish plot twist that involves Jonathan. Or something could happen to Probst and they need a temp to fill in.
Or whatever.
Somebody say something provocative or flame somebody so this thread perks back up. Pagong, Buffy and SuperJude; you guys are pretty good with the come-backs. Should I post something n00bish and take one for the team? |
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melicatsmom |
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Posts: 525 (07/02/08 1:22 AM) Registered User |
You don't suppose Penner's waiting with a sharp stick in his hand to poke in Peachy's knee, do you?
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 1096 (07/02/08 7:21 AM)
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PanamaJane |
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Posts: 79 (07/03/08 1:25 PM) Registered user |
**jumps up and down and claps hands** Oh! I just love Dan Berry! We should start like, a church for him, or something, and like, Jonathan Penner and
BobbyJohnGoesApeshit could be the first apos... aposs...appossells, or something.
*girlish giggle* We lurv you, Dan! |
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