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Shigned Shealed Delivad, I'M YOURSH! I'M YOURSH IM YOURSH BYEAHHHHHHHHHHH.

Taakesh MA Bref AWAYyyyyyYYY itsh de feelins i git about uuuuu, deeeeeep inshide.... AND I CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT DESHCRIBEEEEE! Yeah YEHA YEAH!!!1111

Shummmertiiiiiiiiiime, and de livin ish, eashy, fish are jumpan and de cotton dis high!!!111 ur daddysh rish! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHSBSDCH


Randy: Yo Mantasia! Dat was the best peformance eva on dis show!

MPC: Bitch fuckin please!

None of your "jokes" are classics. If you even want to call them jokes.

You sure talk big for a stupid piece of shit. The only true joke in this thread is that fat crack whore Mantasia.

For scientific purposes, and the fact that no one knows what the bloody fuck the lyrics were to that song Mantasia sang on Idol. I thought I'd give my own interpretation of what the the fuck that banshee is screaming. Here it goes:

Music Starts*

Here we go, everybody in the building get up on ur feet come
put yo hands together like this
here we go

LISHUN

You go creepin in at sixsh in da morrning
like aint nobody suppose knoo
say u been workin get in bed smellin like a fresh bar of shoap
ashk somebollah juice juice to get back get mad get some cheese
a light on ur mind and an arguement ish the lasht thing u need
oh loe loe loe
get on ur way
thatsh all u had to shay, yeah yeah yeah
ehhhhh EHHH EHHHHHHHHH
YEAH
one day everythin gon change
that u would do me wrong
here we go x3
*Proceed chicken dance*
I aint yellin and tellin ur met tellin how i heard u gettin down
in the theatre wash sishter girl oop ooom on shum otha shide of town
i aint no pillar dsfjhsdfjsd walkin right into me
in no way am i gonna let her off
YEAH
LORD LORD LORD EVERYBODYYY
THATSH ALL U HAD TO SHAY
YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *girl laughs*
thish pickin nuthin but game
one day
oh lord
wha chu shaying
here we go
*Random loser guy with a fucked up hat starts singing*
im telling that i refuse to let it go down
right i see u in my head i see u goin through me and make a fool out of u
and ur the only one
*loser leaves*
oh YEAHHHHHHHHH *more people laugh*
oh lord
one day everything gonna chayay-yay-yayange
here we go
everybody come on
*mantasia claps*
lord
oh lord
that you would do me wrong
OOOOOO
*cue the shitty dancing where Mantasia shows us her massive ass that has it's own gravitational pull*
*Simon gives the biggest WTF face ever*
*End music*
*Everybody boos and laughs at the gigantic failure*