Not REAL retards. That'd be pretty retarded.
I'm talking about people who no matter how many times you tell them they can not:
Copy and Paste (OMG EDIT MENU OR CRTL+C/V BITCH!)
Save Web Images (Right-click biotch! The answer is almost ALWAYS right-click! GAH!!!!)
Proofread Anything (And they're not nasty foreigners like loki!!!!)
These are also the same people that when a website is down, they act like it's my fault like I caused youtube to blow up or something.
Instead of playing Solitaire/Minesweeper and checking on their My.Space all day, they need to read some basic computer knowledge tutorials.
Speaking of, does anyone know of any? I'm seriously thinking about asking my boss if I can have a mandatory Computer Dumbass Class for these people.
Is my office especially dumb, or are most places like this? They're just completely hopeless. I've had to "fix" two sets of speakers this week alone because ... they weren't plugged in. ("OMG, I CAN"T HEAR MY ITUNES! I NEED NEW SPEAKERS!!! - Me: "Shut up, biotch! Plug this shit in next time!")
I'm turning into the bitter computer geek here and I need help!!!
I'm talking about people who no matter how many times you tell them they can not:
Copy and Paste (OMG EDIT MENU OR CRTL+C/V BITCH!)
Save Web Images (Right-click biotch! The answer is almost ALWAYS right-click! GAH!!!!)
Proofread Anything (And they're not nasty foreigners like loki!!!!)
These are also the same people that when a website is down, they act like it's my fault like I caused youtube to blow up or something.
Instead of playing Solitaire/Minesweeper and checking on their My.Space all day, they need to read some basic computer knowledge tutorials.
Speaking of, does anyone know of any? I'm seriously thinking about asking my boss if I can have a mandatory Computer Dumbass Class for these people.
Is my office especially dumb, or are most places like this? They're just completely hopeless. I've had to "fix" two sets of speakers this week alone because ... they weren't plugged in. ("OMG, I CAN"T HEAR MY ITUNES! I NEED NEW SPEAKERS!!! - Me: "Shut up, biotch! Plug this shit in next time!")
I'm turning into the bitter computer geek here and I need help!!!
