Here's a little poem for you assface because you gave me a kudo
There once was a killah named assface
Who couldn't get Ami to first base
She settled for bluranda
Who looks like a panda
But that's why she's gay in the first place
0 Kudo
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The First Annual "Survivor Sucks Flame-O-Rama Roast" Hosted by AK
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Posts: 646 (05/26/08 10:19 AM) Registered user |
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assface killah |
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Posts: 3645 (05/26/08 2:11 PM) Owns stock in Clorox |
OK... I am late but the Roast is closed. Winners will be announced tonight.
Thanks everyone for flaming me... made me feel all warm inside. Hopefully next year we can get someone just as worthy (if not MORE) to flame/roast. Winners will be edited into the first post. |
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Quiddity |
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Posts: 2637 (05/26/08 2:41 PM) Registered User |
If you don't declare me the winner, thou shalt die. That is all! :)
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AllMenAreIslands |
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Posts: 24011 (05/26/08 8:17 PM) Registered user |
I forgot to flame you even though I knew the deadline was extended. Sorry, babe.
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assface killah |
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Posts: 3646 (05/26/08 9:41 PM) Owns stock in Clorox |
It's ok AMAI <3
Quid... I wasn't the only judge... there are other you must kill... sorry! 
Winners have been posted... please see the first post! And thanks again for entertaining me during this boring offseason/weekend ;) |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 8461 (05/26/08 10:04 PM) Not a team player
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2nd!!!! TO GIAA????
I'm LIVID!!! >=0 I thought my incest/abortion flame was understated yet brilliant in its simplicity. |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 2474 (05/26/08 10:09 PM) |
LMAO @ GIAA being the winner. He flamed AK the most.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 33474 (05/26/08 10:13 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
The shorter the flame is, the better it is.
GIAA's flame reads like the damn Bible. Long and preachy! |
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assface killah |
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Posts: 3648 (05/27/08 12:22 AM) Owns stock in Clorox |
To each their own sj... GIAA apparently took a long time to come up with his... I appreciated that. SA I loved yours and I am sorry... but it could be worse...
you could have lost your virginity to GIAA!
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star jumper |
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Posts: 33479 (05/27/08 12:24 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Mine wasn't part of the contest though. I really do think your a lame ass cheapskate.
Have better prizes next time, loser. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 8465 (05/27/08 12:25 AM) Not a team player
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Oh AK...I cannot answer that in any way where the retort won't bite me in the ass! LOL!
I think you meant to say "It could have been worse, I could have helped GIAA lose HIS virginity!" |
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assface killah |
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Posts: 3649 (05/27/08 1:00 AM) Owns stock in Clorox |
star jumper wrote: OMG you are so fucking amazing! Why can't everyone be like you???? Let me see... who is smarter... someone who spends shitloads of money on prizes for some gae ass message board to be given to people whom they do not know... or someone giving away free shit because IT'S JUST A FUCKING MESSAGE BOARD! sj... you are not humorous... but your stupidity is amusing. SA... I figured that a woman like yourself would be more upset to give up their own virginity to someone like GIAA rather than taking his. This did not mean that you have recently given up your virginity... if that clarifies any confusion ;) |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 33480 (05/27/08 1:29 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Who holds a contest with no fucking prizes?
What's the fucking point then? I wish I was in the same room as you. I would throw a giant salad bowl at your head. |
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phoenixtobootcamp |
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Posts: 507 (05/27/08 2:24 AM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote: X Also, she used the word "livid" which gives her 5000000 cool points. I demand recount. |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 11121 (05/27/08 3:20 AM) Registered user |
The voting was fair I'd have to say. My 1-2-3 wasn't exactly as the winners were though my order differed slightly. We all had to give 7inch his due,
even if he seems like another version of Naj :P
-SJ™ |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 33486 (05/27/08 3:30 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Don't you owe me a dinner SuJu?
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 11123 (05/27/08 3:41 AM) Registered user |
star jumper wrote: Sure, hit up LA and I'll buy you dinner, why not?
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star jumper |
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Posts: 33487 (05/27/08 4:06 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
You you gotta pay for airfair too. left my wallet at home.
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKSSSSSSSS!!!! |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 11127 (05/27/08 4:28 AM) Registered user |
Certainly, why would I bother spending money on any number of female's air fare when I can fly a gay dude out here?!?!?!?!
Oh yeah, because I'm not a waffler like NC
Hey it's late, no better time for the cheap shots. -SJ™ |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 33488 (05/27/08 4:30 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Face it SuJu, I am the best you're ever gonna get.
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
