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David Cook, immediately following his Idol victory, will be signed to Sony/BMG, with the label thinking he'll be the next Chris Daughtry.

His management team, 19e, will hook him up with a band, ala Daughtry, and pimp/promote them til everyone becomes sick of them.

David's Nickelback/Creed-wannabe debute album will be pretty successful - selling around 2x platinum, but his sales will be "disappointing" when compared to Daughtry. His three singles will find success on the radio and Billboard charts. For the whole year, every tween on this face of the earth will have wet fantasies about Cook. David will also take home a couple of awards - no Grammys, for he loses out when he disses AI (see Daughtry) - and the critics will be sucking his dick all over the place. David and his band will also tour at small venues, packing in rather nicely-sized crowds.

But then, David will realize that his music sucks ass, and will try to take a completely different route with his sophomore album. His ego will grow this year and he'll feel as though he's too good for his label's direction, so he'll try to turn his album into some craptastic emo-wannabe shit or some Christian rock shit. Basically, his second album will not be as mainstream as his first. Everyone will hate it - from the critics to the fans. And his album will flop hard on the charts. His one single will get little to no radio plays, and he'll earn zero award nominations for it.

When his next tour flops even worse than the album, his band will get fed up with his attitude and quit the group. David's management and label - desperate to put him in a good light - will try to play it off as David has always wanted to go solo. And then what do you know? The following year, David will release a solo effort. But the album will be total crap and by then, nobody will care about him anyway. David's solo album fails and he gets dropped from his label after several attempts to find him a new band.

David will finally fall off the face of the earth after trying to earn a few extra fifteen minutes by whoring himself out to the media. For the next few years he'll be hooking up with all the trashy tabloid Hollywood chics and partying everywhere - geting drunk and stoned. Years later, a former fan will spot a thirtysomething-year-old drunk and overweight Cook trying to relive his glory days by performing at a local karoake bar in his hometown of Kansas City. The girl will sell the video she took to TMZ. TMZ will air the video of him on their show and post it on their website. They'll mock him mercefully and the media will turn him into the laughing stock of the world.

Yes, I actually took the time to think this through. What can I say? I'm bored today.