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The Heartbreak Yid |
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black people drive a car like this, where as white people drive a car like this.
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hwamf |
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Ukuleles are often seen in non-standard shapes, such as an oval, usually called a "pineapple" ukulele, or a boat-paddle shape, made popular by the Fluke brand of ukulele, and occasionally a square shape, often made out of an old wooden cigar box. Another unusual size for the ukulele is the Honu, which translates from Hawaiian as "Turtle", has one side looking like a normal ukulele but the other side curved like a pineapple uke. |
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pie123452001 |
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I eat paste.
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StarRider |
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You can sleep with my sister if you can eat this piece of cheese without farting.
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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This is my favorite thread today.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Cirie is posting at Sucks!!!
CIRIE!!! *orgasm |
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pie123452001 |
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Most OT'ers don't give two fucks.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches
tall. |
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Barbie Q McButter |
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GI Joe has bigger balls than Ken.
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bubbs72 |
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Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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dennydoylelives |
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The unassisted triple play is more rare than the perfect game.
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kitty white |
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Tres Gay wrote: Tres Gay is evidently my coworker (or has a frighteningly extensive knowledge of California's workers compensation system) |
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Adolecent Bacon Bits |
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A gun can be used to kill someone.
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Hezbolowme |
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The "57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
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The Balloon Artist |
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When it's all said and done, more will be said than done.
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WeekiWacheeGirl |
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May 21 is the 141st day of the year (142nd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 224 days remaining until the end of the year.
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ColbyRulesAll |
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Please Please Me was the Beatles' first #1 single in the U.K.
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HoboKitty |
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I am easily bored. And easily boring.
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Alien Hatchling |
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Magellan did NOT circumnavigate the globe. He was killed on Mactan island in the Phillipines. Of the 237 men and 5 ships which began the voyage only 18 men and
1 ship completed it.
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Monsieur Muggles |
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While the success of Phase I of the EU-ETS is greatly debated, there is a general sense of satisfaction with the direction that Phase II has progressed so far.
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