hossc wrote:
- Parvati will be the wife of a successful New Orleans funeral director, one James, who markets their biz by allowing the mournful women to rub his still rock hard abs while Parv flirts with the bereaved males.
- Jason Siska runs one of those roadside chainsaw carved totem, bear and other wooden lawn ornaments businesses. He couldn't believe they were not real at first.
- Erik owns a Tattoo parlor AND Muscle head Gym. He hasn't shown a profit in years, since his loot is being embezzled by the four women taking care of his bookkeeping.
- Amanda is retired as a C-list actress and model, spending the rest of her life running a Womyn only bed and breakfast with her life partner, who she met on a Survivor fansite.
- Ozzy is still cleaning toilets, this time as head janitor at a San Diego middle school.
- Natalie is a Dental Hygenist
- Krazy Kathy used the money she earned with her Survivor tell all to purchase the Survivor Sucks website, booting people left and right and pwning ghosties with aplomb.
- Truck the firefighter is now crippled from years of rampant steroid use, his testicles shriveled to the size of raisins. His home health aid Chet is compassionate, yet has a hard time pushing Truck in his wheelchair, getting yelled at and abused by his patient.
- Mary? Who?
- Cirie is the manager of a Rent-to Own company
- Eliza married a NASA astronaut and is a successful attorney.
- Yau man is dead, for he was old.
- Mikey B. is the host of Wheel of Fortune, in it's 47th season. Vanna is still there.
- Alexis is a married frau , mother of 7 boys with her partner SuperJude, she longs to offer girls advice.
Nicely done there Hossc, I especially like the certain fangirl shout out!
