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hossc wrote:

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• Parvati will be the wife of a successful New Orleans funeral director, one James, who markets their biz by allowing the mournful women to rub his still rock hard abs while Parv flirts with the bereaved males.
  
• Jason Siska runs one of those roadside chainsaw carved totem, bear and other wooden lawn ornaments businesses. He couldn't believe they were not real at first.
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• Erik owns a Tattoo parlor AND Muscle head Gym. He hasn't shown a profit in years, since his loot is being embezzled by the four women taking care of his bookkeeping.
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• Amanda is retired as a C-list actress and model, spending the rest of her life running a Womyn only bed and breakfast with her life partner, who she met on a Survivor fansite.
• Ozzy is still cleaning toilets, this time as head janitor at a San Diego middle school.
• Natalie is a Dental Hygenist
• Krazy Kathy used the money she earned with her Survivor tell all to purchase the Survivor Sucks website, booting people left and right and pwning ghosties with aplomb.
• Truck the firefighter is now crippled from years of rampant steroid use, his testicles shriveled to the size of raisins. His home health aid Chet is compassionate, yet has a hard time pushing Truck in his wheelchair, getting yelled at and abused by his patient.
• Mary? Who?
• Cirie is the manager of a Rent-to Own company
• Eliza married a NASA astronaut and is a successful attorney.
• Yau man is dead, for he was old.
• Mikey B. is the host of Wheel of Fortune, in it's 47th season. Vanna is still there.
• Alexis is a married frau , mother of 7 boys with her partner SuperJude, she longs to offer girls advice.
  

Nicely done there Hossc, I especially like the certain fangirl shout out!