I got it already. I haven't read it yet but thanks a lot, Nick!!

Oh yeah... I'm super confused with in and on. Hahahaha!!

I'm gonna post it tomorrow since I have no more time tonight. And by the way, the pit stop greeter is not my best friend anymore. She said that she would kill me if I do that. Duh -- Hahahaha!!

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EPISODE 4:

LEG 3: BOHOL, PHILIPPINES

"Will this be shown on TV?" - Local Driver to Shan

PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE ASIA…

12 teams set out from Hong Kong and flew 1,045 miles to Cebu, Philippines…

Jason immediately took charge of the team by booking a direct flight that unknowingly surged them ahead of the pack.

James: Jason, that's too risky.
Jason: James, I want you to just be quiet please. I need to take over this leg. Just this single leg… Just this one… Trust me.
James: Fine.

But eventually conflicted with James in his decision of not U-TURNING Gabrielle & Lena…

James: I thought we're a team.
Jason: We are.
James: Your being too nice will not help us here, Jason.
Jason: I'm not being too nice!! I just feel that we don't need it!
James: Shut up!

While some teams strummed their best in the ROADBLOCK, Sam Won & Jo Young squared off with a cab driver…

Driver: Here we are. 100 pesos.
Jo Young: No way!! You just toured us around the city to increase our fare! You're a swindler!
Driver: I need my 100 pesos!
Jo Young: I said no!!

Cici & Shebie used the U-TURN to seal the elimination of their old rivals, Susie & Andy…

Cici: This really makes my heart bleed. **Sarcastic**
Shebie: Honestly, it's time to delete the things that are making this race ugly. We are U-TURNING Susie & Andy. If in case you don't know them, they are the fuglies.

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Andy: I knew it, Mum.
Susie: Let's go back. We can do this, son.
Andy: Those beauty queens with varicose veins in their faces suck.

But failed since it was the wrong decision of Alexis & Kim in the airport that stuck them behind…

Alexis: It's too risky, Kim.
Kim: We could still search for better flights if we don't get to that flight. We need to be ahead of the other teams.
Alexis: All right.

In the end, Jason & James received a surprising first place finish…

Allan: Jason & James…
You are team no. 1!

James: Aaaahhh! Are you serious? Oh my gosh!
Jason: I knew it. I felt it in my heart! We did it, James! **hugs James**

And Alexis & Kim couldn't catch up and they came in last…

Allan: I am sorry to tell you that you have been both eliminated from the race.

Alexis: We know that.
Kim: And we accept it with all of our hearts.

Now, 11 teams remain, who will be eliminated NEXT?

**TEAMS INTRO**

12 TEAMS OF 2

Patty & Ayah: Friends from Hong Kong **In swimming pool**
Uma & Cass: Dating from the Philippines **Biking**
Sam Won & Jo Young: Dating from South Korea **Taekwondo kicks**
Alexis & Kim: Dating On and Off from Indonesia **Playing Tak row**
Cyrix & Myakka: Cosplayers from Japan **Doing Animé Moves**
Gabrielle & Lina: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines**Jogging**
Cici & Shebie: Beauty Queens from India **Doing Catwalk**
Susie & Andy: Mother/Son from Taiwan **Kayaking**
Jason & James: Best Friends from Malaysia**Driving golf cart**
Shan & Chin: Basketball Teammates from Singapore **Playing Basketball**
Jane & Don Joseph: Dating Everesters from Malaysia **Hiking**
John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand **Riding horses**

Allan: This is Cebu, the Queen City of Southern Philippines. And in the heart of this booming city, Taoist Temple...
This temple built by the Taoist Chinese was the 2^nd pit stop in a race around world.
Teams arrive here during the last leg for a mandatory rest period. The 11 teams waiting here have no idea what's in store for them…
Will Jason & James' recent disagreement continue to build up or will it lead to another first place finish?
And how can the beauty queens' decision of U-TURNING Susie & Andy affect their game?

Jason & James who were the first to arrive at 4:23 PM…

James: Aaaahhh! Are you serious? Oh my gosh!
Jason: I knew it. I felt it in my heart! We did it, James! **hugs James**

Will depart at 4:23 AM.

Jason & James: Best Friends from Malaysia [1^st to Depart at 4:23 AM]

**Jason & James rip 'n clue**

Jason: Signup for 1 of 2 fast-craft ferries that will take you to a mystery island!

Allan: Teams must now travel by taxi to Cebu City Harbor and signup for 1 of 2 fast-craft ferries that will take them 45 miles to Cebu's neighboring island-province, Bohol. The first ferry, which is 1 hour ahead of the second ferry, will leave at 7:30 AM and will carry only 6 teams.

Once they arrive in Bohol, they must take a taxi 7 miles to Baclayon Church where they'll find their next clue.

[Opening Confessional]
Jason: Last leg was like a dream and a nightmare rolled into one. You know, I never expected that we would come in first but I also never expected to be bickering with James. I'd rather lose the race than to lose my best friend. But of course, I still want to win the race… with my best friend. **Laughs**

Jason: Mystery island, oh… This is so Survivor-esque. **Laughs**
James: Nice word, heh.

**Jason & James arrive at the harbor and signup for the first ferry**

[Talking to the camera] James: Right now, we're in the first ferry and we're waiting for 5 more teams. This is a good start for us and we're expecting another first place finish.
Jason: Yeah. Who knows? **Both laugh**

Jane & Don Joseph: Dating Everesters from Malaysia [2^nd to Depart at 4:55 AM]

Don Joseph: …that will take you to a mystery island! Wow! I think it's time for us to show our survival skills.

[Opening Confessional]
Don Joseph: Being second place means you are second in rank but it also means a team is beating you. Nobody wants to be beaten. I don't want to be beaten. I'm not pleased right now, because of that.

Don Joseph: The Koreans are right behind us. Hurry!
Jane: I am!

Sam Won & Jo Young: Dating from South Korea [3^rd to Depart at 4:56 AM]

Sam Won: …to a mystery island! Cool!
Jo Young: That's really cool!

[Opening Confessional]
Jo Young: I think the reason why we're still in the top 3 is that we know how to balance our competitiveness and our concern for our relationship. That's basically the secret to be ahead of so many other teams.

Gabrielle & Lena: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines [4^th to Depart at 5:11 AM]

Gabrielle: Let's go, Mama Len.

[Opening Confessional]
Gabrielle: We're fourth but we're still the underdogs. Being the underdog isn't all that bad, they just seem to keep hanging on. **Laughs**

Shan & Chin: Basketball Teammates from Singapore [5^th to Depart at 5:29 AM]

Shan: to a mystery island! Whoa! That's awesome!

[Opening Confessional]
Shan: Chin & I lack the sense of connection and teamwork. We're basketball teammates but even in that sport, we lack teamwork. I'm not really sure if we're going to achieve it here. **Laughs**

John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand [6^th to Depart at 5:34 AM]

Kevin: The first ferry will carry only 6 teams…
John: We're team no. 6! Lucky number 6!

[Opening Confessional]
Kevin: Dad and I have been trying our best to stay cool, steady, and friendly. I think we're doing great so far in those aspects. I'm not just really sure how long we're going to keep up that attitude since we both know that we're hotheaded and impetuous.

**All 5 teams signup for the first ferry**

Patty & Ayah: Friends from Hong Kong [7^th to Depart at 5:51 AM]

Patty: The first ferry will carry only 6 teams…
Ayah: Shoot.

[Opening Confessional]
Patty: In the first season of The Amazing Race, an all-female team won and a team from Hong Kong team came second. We are both of those and we're hoping to be able to achieve what they've done and eventually, the $500,000 would be in our hands. **Laughs**

Cyrix & Myakka: Sisters/Cosplayers from Japan [8^th to Depart at 5:55 AM] **In their Naruto costume**

Cyrix: You have $30 for this leg of the race.

[Opening Confessional]
Myakka: I feel that Cyrix and I are on a ladder hanging off of a helicopter. We're slowly going up the ladder all the way to the helicopter, in which the helicopter is winning. But the most important thing this time is to be strong enough not to lose grip of the ladder so that we won't fall and be eliminated. **Laughs**

**Patty & Ayah and Cyrix & Myakka signup for the 2^nd ferry**

[Talking to the camera] Patty: Sad to say, nobody got lost getting here and we're still on the second ferry. That's very bad. **Laughs**
Ayah: Super. We're at least 1 hour behind the other 6 teams.

Cici & Shebie: Beauty Queens from India [9^th to Depart at 6:11 AM]

Cici: You have $0 for this leg of the race.
Shebie: Oh shoot.

[Opening Confessional]
Cici: Shebie and I U-TURNING Susie & Andy doesn't mean we're bad and desperate people. This is a race, we've been in the race twice and this is how it is to be played.

Uma & Cass: Dating from the Philippines [10^th to Depart at 6:21 AM]

[Opening Confessional]
Cass: Being number 10 again sucks but what sucks even more is that we're in the Philippines. It's a shame for us to be ranking so poor in our own country.

Cass: Don't mess up now. We'll still be in the Philippines and I want to be first this time.
Uma: What makes you so sure that we'll still be in the Philippines?
Cass: What do you expect? The ferry will take us to France?!
Uma: Malaysia is an option, you know.
Cass: Is The Amazing Race Asia really that poor they have to use ferries instead of airplanes? Not really.

IN THE HARBOR

**Cici & Shebie and Uma & Cass signup for the second ferry**

7:30 AM

**The first ferry carrying Shan & Chin, Jason & James, Sam Won & Jo Young, Gabrielle & Lena, Jane & Don Joseph and John & Kevin leaves**

Patty & Ayah: Friends from Hong Kong [Still in the harbor]

Ayah: Isn't it heartbreaking, Patty? Seeing the other teams leave while we are still here waiting for another hour?
Patty: We still have 4 teams to outsmart. No worries.
Ayah: Umm…
Patty: Oh. By the way, what's up with the Sailormoons' costumes?
Ayah: I don't know what it is. It's probably a new animé, which, I really don't care about.
Patty: They actually look like gasoline station personnel. **Laughs**

Cici & Shebie: Beauty Queens from India [Still in the harbor]

Cici: Where are the fuglies?
Shebie: Don't tell me you're missing them?
Cici: And why on earth would I miss them?
Shebie: I never know with you!
Cici: Oh well -
Shebie: I can't believe they're still in the race and we are gonna share a ferry with them.
Cici: I know...
Shebie: They are so giving us bad vibes. We might hit an iceberg or something.
Cici: There are no icebergs in the Philippines.
Shebie: With their string of extreme bad or good luck, everything is possible. **Laughs**

Susie & Andy: Mother/Son from Taiwan [Last to Depart at 7:44 AM]

Andy: Let's go, Mom.

[Opening Confessional]
Susie: Last place is a spot we're so comfortable with. We've been in last place for several times in TAR 16 but we managed to overcome it all. It wouldn't be a surprise for us to survive this leg.

**Susie & Andy signup for the second ferry**

Andy: Oh, look. The beauty queens -
Susie: Be a good sport, Son. U-TURN and YIELD are part of the game. We've been YIELDED by the nuns before.
Andy: Yeah, I know.

BOHOL, PHILIPPINES

--FOCUS ON BOHOL'S TOURIST SPOTS AND SIMPLE LIVING OF BOHOLANO PEOPLE-




--FOCUS ON THE FIRST FERRY ARRIVING-

TAGBILARAN CITY HARBOR

Jane & Don Joseph: Dating Everesters from Malaysia

Don Joseph: Here we go! Jane! Over here! Baclayon Church?
Driver: Yes.
**Jane & Don Joseph ride a tricycle instead of a taxi**
**Rattlesnake sound**

John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand [Currently in 1^st Place]

Kevin: Dad! Taxi's over here! Hurry up!
John: Wait up!
Kevin: Baclayon Church?
John: Okay.

Shan & Chin: Basketball Teammates from Singapore [Currently in 2^nd Place]

Shan: We need to go to Baclayon Church.
Driver: All right.

**Only 1 taxi is left and a race between the Koreans and Jason & James occurs**

**Jason & James emerge victorious**

James: Hurry, James! Come in! Faster!
Sam Won: Can we share taxi, guys? Please… I'm begging you.
Jason: Yeah, of course.

[conf] Jason: There's no doubt in my mind that Sam Won & Jo Young are good people and that's why we allowed them to share the cab with us.
[conf] James: Jason got a lot of excuses when in fact; he just wants to be close to Sam Won… literally. **Laughs**
[conf] Jason: Bitch.
[conf] James: Manwhore.

Gabrielle & Lena: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines [Currently in 6^th Place]

Gabrielle: There's no more cabs, Mama Len!
Lena: I am full of t.ears.
Gabrielle: This is not colo.rful!
[conf] Gabrielle: The town was literally out of taxis. And the town was full of tricycles.

Gabrielle & Lena: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines [Still in Tagbilaran City Harbor]

Lena: Day, unsaon man para makakuha og taxi? (How can we get a taxi?)
Local: Pwede ka mutawag sa ilang opisina kung gusto nimo. (You could contact the taxi operator's office if you want.)
Lena: Okay. Naa kay cell phone? (Do you have a cell phone?)
Local: O pero wa man koy load (Yes but I have no balance.)
Lena: Okay. Salamat.
Local: You're welcome.

Lena: We need to call the operator, Gabes.
Gabrielle: Okay. I guess we have no choice at all. Let's just look for a payphone.

Jane & Don Joseph: Dating Everesters from Malaysia [Riding a Tricycle]

Don Joseph: Shoot! John & Kevin just passed us!
Jane: I saw it.
Don Joseph: This is stupid! This tricycle is as slow as turtle while they're on taxi.
Jane: **Reads the clue again** Oh my goodness! We're supposed to ride a taxi not a tricycle!
Don Joseph: Why didn't you say that earlier?
Jane: I just noticed it now! Let's go!
Don Joseph: Let's go where? Go back? Why should we waste our time on going back, huh?
Jane: We're going to have a 30-minute penalty if we do this. We need to go back!
Don Joseph: Fine.

Gabrielle & Lena: Heiress/Nanny from the Philippines [Talking to the Taxi Operator on the Phone]

Gabrielle: We need a taxi.
Operator: Where are you now?
Gabrielle: In the harbor -
Operator: Okay, ma'am. It will be there within 20 minutes.
Gabrielle: 20 minutes? Can the cab go faster than 20 minutes?
Operator: The driver will try.
Gabrielle: Thank you.
Operator: You're welcome.

BACLAYON CHURCH VICINITY

--FOCUS ON A CLUE BOX AS A TEAM ARRIVES TO GET A CLUE-
--IT'S THE FATHER/SON TEAM-

Kevin: FAST FORWARD.

Allan: This is the 2^nd of only 5 FAST FORWARDS in the entire race. The first team to find and finish the FAST FORWARD may skip all the tasks and proceed directly to the PIT STOP. In this FAST FORWARD, they must travel by jeepney or tricycle to CVSCAFT-TCC, a local technical school. Once here, using only the tools provided, teams have to install a particular electrical series on a board. Once properly done, the master electrician will hand them their FAST FORWARD reward.

This is no easy job for teams since the series use an actual 220 volts. This is not lethal but if not properly handled, the teams could be "electrocuted".

John: Son, should we go for it?
Kevin: Let's read the other clue.
ROUTE INFO:
Kevin: Travel by tricycle or jeepney to Plaza Rizal.

Allan: Teams must now travel by tricycle or jeepney to Plaza Rizal where they have to find the local person in Barong costume, who will hand them their next clue and a mystery item that they have to keep all throughout the leg.

Kevin: Let's not go for the FAST FORWARD.
John: Okay.

**Shan & Chin rip 'n read clue** [Currently in 2^nd Place]

Shan: FAST FORWARD.
Chin: Let's take it.
Shan: It's all about electricity. I don't want to be electrocuted and be impotent.
Chin: That's nonsense, Shan. Let's just do it.
Shan: Fine.

**Sam Won & Jo Young and Jason & James rip 'n read clues** [Currently in 3^rd and 4^th Place]

Sam Won: FAST FORWARD. Impossible. Travel by… to receive… and a mysterious item… Let's go! Thank you, guys!

Jason: You're so much welcome… **whispers** Oppa.
James: Bitch.
Jason: Manwhore.
James: Whatever. FAST FORWARD?
Jason: No. I'm actually thrilled with that mystery item.
James: What might it be?
Jason: Immunity Idol?
James: So your Survivor-esque thoughts are still not gone?
Jason: Yeah, apparently. **Laughs**

John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand

John: Where can we get jeepneys?
Local: Over there.
John: Okay. Thank you. Salamat.
Local: Your welcome.

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John: Oh, here it is.
Kevin: When will this go?
Driver: When it's already full with passengers.
John: What? That's impossible.
Kevin: Keep your cool, Dad.

Shan & Chin: Basketball Teammates from Singapore

Chin: Oh there! A tricycle!
Shan: Dude, that could take us like a billion years to get there!
Chin: Come on! There's no jeep in here! Let's just go! And the number is 1313! It's double the luck!
Shan: Okay!
**Shan & Chin hail and ride the tricycle** [Currently in 1^st Place]

Sam Won & Jo Young: Dating from South Korea [Waiting for Passing Jeepneys]

Sam Won: Oh! A jeep is coming!
Jo Young: I hope it's not full.
Sam Won: It isn't!! Whoa!! Let's go!
**Sam Won & Jo Young and Jason & James hail and ride the same jeepney** [Currently in 2^nd and 3^rd Place]

John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand [Still Waiting for the jeepney to be full in the Terminal instead of Waiting on the Street]

John: This is impossible!! This is bull****!!
Kevin: Okay, let's get out of here.
[conf] John: The local told us to wait forever in the terminal when in fact; we can easily wait on the road. That local is stupid.
John: Bull****!! This is stupid!!
[conf] Kevin: Just as I've expected, Dad failed to control his temper. Stress has dominated his character and it's affecting how he handles situations.
John: Damn! The other teams have already gone! Shoot.

Shan & Chin: Basketball Teammates from Singapore [Riding in a Tricycle] [Currently in 1^st 2^nd Place]

Shan: Dude, Barack Obama has already won but we're still here riding a tricycle.
Chin: Shut up!
Shan: Oh look! The teams in the jeepney have already passed us.
Chin: Shut up!
Shan: **To the driver** We are in a race. Can you go faster?
Driver: Okay. Will this be shown on TV?
Shan: Yeah. So hurry up. Maybe you'll be an action star. **Laughs**
Driver: **Smiles and speeds up**

Sam Won & Jo Young and Jason & James [Riding in a jeepney] [Currently in 2^nd and 3^rd 3^rd and 4^th Place]

James: Oh yeah! We just passed Shan & Chin.
Jo Young: Great!

John & Kevin: Father/Son from Thailand [Already riding in another Jeepney] [Currently in 4^th Place]

John: This is better.

TAGBILARAN CITY HARBOR [BOHOL]

Don Joseph: Here we are in the port again! Now, what do you want us to do next?
Jane: Hail a taxi, of course!
Don Joseph: Where's the taxi? That's the big problem.
Jane: There! There's a taxi!

**The taxi hired by Gabrielle & Lena arrives but were stolen by Jane & Don Joseph**

Gabrielle: Wait! That's our taxi! We called it!
Don Joseph: We are the first to see it so this is ours!
Gabrielle: No! We hired it through the phone!
Don Joseph: I don't see your names written on this cab so this is ours.
Driver: They called the office, sir.
Don Joseph: We pay you double! Just go! Go! Go!
**The cab left Gabrielle & Lena behind**

--FOCUS ON GABRIELLE & LENA, JANE & DON JOSEPH AND THE DRIVER-
--SLOW MO AND COMMERCIAL BREAK-