"You're sitting on my hat. Ha, I'm kidding! Touch me?"
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Hamdingers |
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It's better than mine.
"You're sitting on my hat. Ha, I'm kidding! Touch me?" |
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Shag |
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"It"
heh |
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merkyl |
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Shag is 27% more saucy today.
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darlingal |
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merkyl wrote: I hear they have medication for that now.
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Hamdingers |
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I thought it was 'Sassy'. But I'm probably 30% dumber than I was 20 years ago.
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Shag |
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My sauciness is inversely proportional to the degree of douchebaggery present.
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merkyl |
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How many douches in a sass?
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Hamdingers |
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What about teabaggery?
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merkyl |
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Don't confuse the blonde.
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Shag |
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Don't listen to him, he's just pissed that one breast of mine is bigger than his entire brain.
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Hamdingers |
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So you're lopsided? Which one is bigger? We'll probably need pics.
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merkyl |
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Did you hear what A-cup said about you, Hammy?
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darlingal |
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Shag, you are being generous hon... one nipple of yours is bigger than his entire brain.
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Hamdingers |
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Are you gonna take that from darlingal, Merk?
I know I would. :swoon: |
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Shag |
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The other breast can do exponential calculations and watches only French cinema. It's a little pretentious, to be honest.
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merkyl |
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Don't listen to her, she's just pissed that one goiter of hers is bigger than your entire brain.
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Hamdingers |
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I think I dated that breast. I fell asleep during Orphée and she ended up going home with some guy wearing spats.
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darlingal |
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Don't listen to her, she's just pissed that one goiter of hers is bigger than your entire brain. Your mom has the gout, not me. That tiny brain of yours isn't running on all cylinders. I understand. |
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Joe123 |
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STOP THIS NATTERING. AN INNOCENT 13-YEAR OLD HAS DIED!
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TC |
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