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Days Worth Of Pee wrote:

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I NEED to know Kathy's thoughts on the following things:

1. Debb Eaton
2. chainsaws
3. tampon use in general or just in Microneaisa.

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be as detailed as possible.

1) I had a stepson with my 3rd husband, and never in a jazillion years would the thought of sleeping with him ever occur. So I think she's gotta be pretty messed up. Although, not as messed up if it was actually her own son.......so 1+ point, but that's it

2) Way quicker than hand saws. But noisier

3) I'm perimenopausal, so when you get your period, if your not diligent, it can look like a murder scene in your pants. So I brought about 90 supers, 40 regulars, and 20 lites. The day we hit the beach, my period starts and I think Thank God I'm am prepared!! (btw, they give a nasty cardboard box with smelly beads in the bottom to put the used ones in.....most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed. Especially with all the rain, it was a mushy, bloody mess) Anyhoo, lo and behold, I get the lightest period since 7th grade, and now I have ALL these tampons.

So I start taking some supers out of my bag from the medbox and hiding them in my bag, down my swimsuit top (cuz y'all know how much room I had in there!) and my pants pocket. Reason being, I don't know if you know this, but coconut is God's natural laxative. And not a gentle laxative either. One of those I'll rip your intestines out sideways in a nanosecond type of laxative. We called it Cocobutt. The crap in your pants if you sneeze, laxative.

I started to use my tampons as toilet paper. Leaves don't clean shit off your ass at all. Too slippery. And if and when a person finally got dry, you didn't want to get wet to clean off in the ocean. I told the girls Nat, Parv, Eliza and Alexis about it, and next thing you know I'm the tampon dealer. "Hey Kb, I gotta do a dookie. Got a tampon?" Nat went out in the storm to poo, gave her tampons, she came back and said:

"I took a shit by the "No Tribe Allowed" sign and I didn't even bury it" teehee

When I knew I was going I told them to raid my tampons before the crew took it away. Parv got my shirt, Alexis got my pants and underwear. And they all took my tampons.

The end

PagongSchlong wrote:

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Kathy, you should talk to "pro" wrestling promoter extraordinaire, Billy Garcia about booking a "fake" wrestling match with Jason Siska Douche so you can "fake" beat the shit out of him!

Unfortunately for Jason, it wouldn't be "fake beat the shit out him"

I fight dirty. His hair would end up in clumps on the mat after I would rip it out of his huge ego-inflated skull

Days Worth Of Pee wrote:

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Kathy did everything go well at the cooter doctor? You don't have cancer do you?

My cooter is just fine. Alot older and flappier than in my youth, but still enjoyable. (just wait til you have to push a watermelon through your vajayjay. You'll know what I mean. But it's not like my husband is dipping his weiner in a warm bucket of water, if you get my drift)