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Because I am the #1 Fanesha in the Universe, I abandoned the David train after the Today Show and went straight for the ABC studios where Syesha Mercado had an interview and performance on Live with Regis and Kelly (Pat Sajak was guest host).

Sadly, I found myself alone.

There were 4 girls there who were waiting for Cynthia Nixon, and a bunch of the regular paparazzi and autograph hounds who were chatting on the side. I was quite literally the only person in New York who went out of his way to see her.

And so I waited (honorary Fanesha Jodi was with me). But I was very excited because I just might get a picture with Syesha! I was first!

So at 10:25 AM she went out. She had a big golden Nine West bag on her which was fierce. I waved and smiled. She saw the Fanesha 300 sign, laughed and turned around to talk to her handler. I had to wait for a few moments because they were not ready - but when they finally were, all of a sudden a mob of big brawny paparazzi and NON-FANS went in front of me and blocked Syesha!!! Nooooooo! It was awful.

Somehow, one of the autograph hounds realized I was the only true fan there so he let me through. When I got close I asked Syesha if I could get a picture with her, but the handler shouted: "No pictures!" and they walked toward the car while Syesha signed the autograph hound's pictures they will sell on eBay or Times Square. I was crushed. Syesha didn't even look at me. I think she hates me!

Why Syesha? Why have you abandoned the 300? 100,000 votes each Syesha. All I wanted was a picture!