my friends have me on a 12 stroke program. It's self guided.
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Posts: 1431 (12/14/07 2:16 AM) Registered user |
Do guys mind if when their women do it they use a very large dildo? Does that make them feel threatened?
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 22118 (05/10/08 1:24 PM) Registered User |
My extensive studies of the human male have led me to conclude that typically, the human male, even if serviced by his mate several times weekly, will still
make masturbation a priority.
It's just what they do. |
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Shag |
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Posts: 4581 (05/10/08 1:28 PM) Registered user |
If you had a choice between masturbating and watching The Wheel of Fortune, what would you pick?
It's just a nice way to kill time. |
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 22120 (05/10/08 1:32 PM) Registered User |
I know a guy who says he punches the clown multiple times a day. Oddly enough, he's still single. Imagine that.
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 3338 (05/10/08 2:16 PM) Registered User |
Don't tell her she's fat = Don't ask him if he beats off
This is the detente of adult relationships |
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Posts: 2737 (05/10/08 2:17 PM) Registered user |
When I was younger there were times when I would go for the decathlon.
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Althea Xegony |
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Posts: 80 (05/10/08 2:42 PM) Registered user |
Have no problem when dh does this, I think it's funny. He does it often, sometimes when i'm sleeping and he just does not feel like waking me up. I
grew up with the 'women aren't supposed to do that' mentality, so it wasn't until recently that I ever even tried. BOB is the only way I can
myself. I seldom do myself, but he's also okay when I do.
Now does it turn me on when he does it in front of me? HELL YES! |
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Posts: 13107 (05/10/08 3:06 PM) faqmaster |
You don't really put up a lot of walls, do you?
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Shag |
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Posts: 4583 (05/10/08 3:13 PM) Registered user |
Or a lot of syntax.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6767 (05/10/08 4:00 PM) |
Althea Xegony wrote:Baby On Board? That's just sick. |
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3299 (05/10/08 4:03 PM) Registered user |
I encourage and like to watch. She says it's hard to find a time when I don't have my hands in my pants, it doesn't bother her at all.
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thriving sobi |
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Posts: 16 (05/10/08 5:05 PM) |
to the person who's minister made hime sign a contract.
Stop going to church. Kick the minister in the ass. Fairy tales are so last century, |
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Romber Rulz |
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Posts: 1377 (05/10/08 5:23 PM) |
Tres Gay wrote: I thought you were a lesbo? |
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Posts: 43 (05/10/08 5:33 PM) |
Hamdingers wrote: Yeah, what does "BOB" mean? I don't mind when my Mr. Spectacular masturbates. Well, every now and then, because he'll jizz on me when I'm sleeping (naked) and I wake up and it's all crusty and I'm like, maaan, I'm already late for work... |
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Posts: 8197 (05/10/08 5:36 PM) Registered user |
bob=battery operated boyfriend/toy
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Posts: 7911 (05/10/08 5:37 PM) Registered User |
he'll jizz on me when I'm sleeping (naked) and I wake up and it's all crusty and I'm like, maaan, I'm already late for work... Have you not yet invested in a loofah? They make quick work of semen-crust. Try it! |
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Posts: 2588 (05/10/08 5:39 PM) Registered user |
ok fine. I will be the one who takes the shit for saying that "yeah, it bugs me sometimes". I couldn't care less if he jerks off 18 times a day
as long as he is fulfilling his husbandly duties. When I go without, it sorta pisses me off.
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fluffyspectacular |
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Posts: 45 (05/10/08 5:44 PM) |
Well THAT'S ^ a different story...
Have you not yet invested in a loofah? I have one...but I have not yet used it for this purpose. I will try it out. |
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Mom HOLIO |
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Posts: 264 (05/10/08 6:01 PM) |
Tres shouldn't use her mommy's computer w/o logging off/on
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