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PagongSchlong		#2901	[-]
Posts: 3069 (05/11/08 9:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WylDawg wrote: I loved Cirie saying she couldn't've pulled a fast one on Jonathan like they did on Erik. I mean, not much of a compliment since even a hamster would've known better, but the fact that she singled out Jonathan implying he was the smartest male of the season was awsome. Couple that with Parvati's mention of Jonathan trying to vote her out day one, I'd say Penner was getting some much deserved props. Guddam FAIRPLAY! If he would have sided with Penner and voted Parv out first and then left!!! Oh, what could have been. Oh well.
WylDawg		#2902	[-]
Posts: 15427 (05/11/08 9:44 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I almost felt bad for Cirie when she got emotional after getting voted off. Then I reminded myself that she ditched and screwed over King Jonathan, Queen Ami and Princess Eliza in favor of the showmances and I felt all better. Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
Us Kids Know		#2903	[-]
Posts: 5824 (05/11/08 10:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, damn that Cirie. Always trying to win Survivor. What a bitch. I'm glad she was sad about not winning the money for her family <3
finishthemoff		#2904	[-]
Posts: 8472 (05/11/08 10:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	and Cirie's fans are the worst I ever seen since Janelle's.
PagongSchlong		#2905	[-]
Posts: 3077 (05/11/08 10:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Us Kids Know wrote: Yeah, damn that Cirie. Always trying to win Survivor. What a bitch. I'm glad she was sad about not winning the money for her family <3 I know! What a cunt, right?!?!
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#2906	[-]
Posts: 1236 (05/12/08 7:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	To everyone who DID NOT vote for The Christ. You sold out you're Lord. You sold out you're Saviour. And you sold out you're place in Heaven. For what? For James to get a SECOND stack of greenbacks?! I hope it was worth it. Cause James will never buy it all back for you. Amen.
PagongSchlong		#2907	[-]
Posts: 3080 (05/12/08 7:46 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Parvati was just on Regis & Kelly. She admitted to Jonathan being her biggest competitor due to his ability to "mindbend" people. :)
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#2908	[-]
Posts: 1239 (05/12/08 7:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hmm...is it safe to assume that the entire Trinity (and Brady Finta I guess...) will make an appearance in the next season? I mean, why else would Cabon be called Eden?
PanamaJane		#2909	[-]
Posts: 52 (05/12/08 9:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eden? Then Gabon will be the all-nude Survivor! Can't wait to see our Lord au naturel. Is that impious?
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#2910	[-]
Posts: 1245 (05/12/08 9:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, and of course James will be there also to worn the other contestants about eating that damn apple. Its going to be an awesome season fo sho...
StarRider		#2911	[-]
Posts: 17381 (05/12/08 10:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	@ Jonathon sitting in the back row on 5-11-08 BC BC = Before Chet
harvestmoon		#2912	[-]
Posts: 49 (05/12/08 12:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gross. I mean just gross and... gross! Jonathan, I swear I tried to stop it with my mind, but then I remembered it had already happened. I cannot believe the Parv just won a million dollars. How can this have happened? I mean, a really satisfying conclusion to this season wasn't going to happen at any point after Eliza left, and a great one, obviously was shot when that damned stick did it's dirty work, but this was my absolute worst-case scenario when the players were announced. She's just so vile! Plus, she'll just blow the money on white strips and twizzlers or something. But as much as it makes me want to gag, it was the only legitimate choice once they went to F2. Parvati played while Amanda whined. And in the context of the game, vile as she is... I can't say it. Gross. Also: It must have half-killed Eliza to have to vote for her. Honestly I know the Cirie hate in the Church is strong, and I lost my former love for her this season, but objectively it's just wrong after the events of this season that she didn't win.
PagongSchlong		#2913	[-]
Posts: 3086 (05/12/08 12:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	While Parv may indeed be vile, she had been calling the shots for a while. I'll give her props. She deserved that win more than anyone in the final 8 or 9. That said, I'd like a do-over on this Season.
melicatsmom		#2914	[-]
Posts: 507 (05/12/08 1:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well I think Jonathan and we got our Karmic Revenge. The applause for Perverti winning was tepid at best (the audience response is ususally much bigger for the winner), she got ripped a new one at the final TC (Amanda did too, though she did win Ozzy in the end), James got off a good line about Erik, and Erik (bless his stupid little heart) really, really gave a smackdown to the Final Four when he said at the reunion that he didn't have it within him to treat people like crap in order to win.
AidanAcello		#2915	[-]
Posts: 1414 (05/12/08 5:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bobby Jon goes apeshit wrote: Hmm...is it safe to assume that the entire Trinity (and Brady Finta I guess...) will make an appearance in the next season? I mean, why else would Gabon be called Eden? What do you mean you guess? If this "Eden" is like what you envisioned during Elections, Gabon's gonna be SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Undertakeress		#2916	[-]
Posts: 5776 (05/12/08 6:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why did JC not wear his crown or his robes last night He did look good though.
craig		#2917	[-]
Posts: 13104 (05/12/08 7:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now that Parvati won, I can forgive Jonathan his sins against the Raro tribe. You should applaud her gameplay, it had the spirit of Penner about it. She pulled off the Mutiny against Ozzy where Jonathan failed. Who inspired her to be more cyical, less trusting, and a lot more devious the second time around? Who taught her that men are not to be trusted in the game of Survivor? Her nemesis Jonathan.
ParvatiTheShallow		#2918	[-]
Posts: 544 (05/12/08 7:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I agree Craig. what hurt her before made her stronger.
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#2919	[-]
Posts: 1254 (05/12/08 8:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	AidanAcello wrote: What do you mean you guess? If this "Eden" is like what you envisioned during Elections, Gabon's gonna be SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Or... its "Eden" per Jeff's vision and then were all screwed. But hey it has Hippos. Surfing Hippos!
melicatsmom		#2920	[-]
Posts: 508 (05/12/08 10:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, considering Jeff thinks Micronesia is the greatest Survivor edition ever, Jeff's idea of Eden is a landfill in Passaic, NJ.

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