Episode seven - "Hand in your torch and whatever else you might be carrying"
Previously on Survivor: Though Greg was gone, Lesley would not let Ashley and Stacy forget about what she learned. Ashley and Stacy both sensed that they were in for it ["Well at least she's talking to us now, yesterday she couldn't even look at us, but now I think Ashley and I are about to get the lecture from hell, or about hell, or whatever."- Stacy (Confessional)] as the tribe headed back to camp, Lesley furiously lectured Ashley and Stacy about how they were bad people who belonged in Hell. Lesley leaves the girls feeling shook up and ashamed of themselves ["I don't even believe in hell or heaven or any of that shit, but now I find out that's where I'm going when I die, and it's suddenly real to me and there's no way Stacy and I can be saved, we're going to Hell whether we like it or not."- Ashley (Confessional)] At Perez, Erick expected he'd feel better, but ended up feeling even worse ["Not only did my pain get worse, but it pretty much migrated, theirs not a single muscle in my body that doesn't hurt like hell. I'm just going to try to tough it out, because the last thing I want is to be a burden to my tribe." - Erick (confessional)] And Jaime was getting more and more worried ["I gotta tell ya, Erick can try to tell me that he's not sick, but I'm not fooled, he actually looks sick, like the walking dead even. His skin's almost so pale you can see his vanes, I don't think that's normal, and he has these huge hemorrhages all over him. I've never been sea sick, but I know enough about it, I know it doesn't cause hemorrhages. What's going on? And why isn't he telling me? Omigod what if he has? Cancer!"- Jaime (confessional)]
At the reward challenge, Perez once again won, but with Jaime worrying about Erick, and with Courtney worrying about her lack of friends, the tribe was not in a very celebratory mood.
The mood wasn't much better at Sanchez, but losing the reward was the furthest from anyone's mind [Seriously, how are Ashley and I supposed to do any kind of challenge, when all we can think about is that we are bad people who are going to hell?"- Stacy (confessional)] Meanwhile Dolly sensed that Lesley upset the girls, and wanted to confront Lesley, though she planned out what she was going to say over and over in her head, she did not succeed. ["I completely choked right there, I just feel like such a pathetic loser, I had it all planned out in my head, and then all I was able to say was 'Hi'" - Dolly (confessional)] Without succeeding, Dolly decided she'd hold her conversation with Lesley off until after the next challenge, that would give her some time to think. Unfortunately during the challenge, Dolly was so busy thinking about it, that her head was not in the game, and she was partly responsible for the tribe's loss. Once again the loss was the least of the tribe's worries. Dolly was finally able to get up the courage to talk to Lesley, only to be told that she too was a bad person who was going to Hell. Dolly got everyone to vote Lesley out with her, but Lesley didn't even try to save herself. ["I here them talking about me, I know every single one of them is about to vote me out, and you know what? I don't give a shit, I'd much rather get voted out, than have to stay around with a bunch of evil demons, In fact, I'm going to write my own name down, I know that's not something most people do, but believe me, if you had to live with these people, you'd want out of there too. I'm willing to make a sacrifice. These people can try to make me look like I'm the bad person, but I know very well that I'm not." - Lesley confessional] at tribal council, Lesley didn't even wait to be voted off, and officially quit the game; twelve are left who will be voted out tonight?
Theme song order: Sanchez: Brady, Todd, Stacy, Lesley, Dolly, Osten, Ashley, James, Greg, Perez Jaime, Peih Gee, Erick, Courtney, Frosti, Dave, Wanda, Yauman, Christa
"It's the funniest thing" Ashley said in a confessional, "but as soon as Lesley's gone, Hell doesn't seem real anymore, in fact, Hell? What the hell." She giggled. "Let me tell you" She said, "It's such a relief to have Lesley gone." She breathed in a sigh of relief.
"Hey Stacy" She said in her sexy voice. "Now, we're free to do what ever we want, and that complete bitch Lesley is not here to ruin it for us."
"Yeah" Stacy scoffed, "I can't believe I actually took that seriously or even cared, fuck I don't want to go to heaven, blech."
Ashley leaned next to Stacy, "Okay, something's totally wrong here" She said in a confessional, "It's like the sparks are totally gone, a few days ago, I thought Stacy was just this amazing person, but now, hmm, meh"
Ashley slowly pulled herself away.
"What the fuck?" Stacy asked.
"Uh, nothing" Ashley stammered, "I'm just tired I guess"
"Huh" Stacy said in a confessional, "She says she's just tired, well bull shit, I know what's going on, I know when she say's she's 'just tired' she means she's 'just tired' of me. So typical" She rolled her eyes and scoffed. "I don't know if this has anything to do with what happened with Lesley, but we were doing so well before, what's happened?" A single tear rolled down her cheek.
"So I'm looking over at Stacy" Ashley said in a confessional, "And I can tell that I really hurt her feelings, I would explain if I could, but I can't I don't know why I'm just not attracted to her anymore, I mean she's pretty and everything, but it kind of seems like, I give and give and she just takes, she doesn't give anything back." Her eyes wondered to Dolly.
"I hate to say it" She continued, "But I think I'm becoming attracted to another woman. I guess with Stacy I was kind of basing everything on looks, but Dolly just has a great personality, she's funny, she's cute, she's always good to talk to, I know she's kind of quiet, but she's a really good listener all of those qualities, Stacy kind of lacked."
Ashley right away marched over to Dolly. "Hey"
She said sounding sexy.
"This is probably the first time, in a long time" Dolly said in a confessional, "That Ashley is by
herself and not with Stacy, "They've kind of become one entity for a while in fact."
"Hey Ashley" Dolly said, "So where's Stacy?" She asked. "Oh her?" Ashley said nonchalantly waving it off. "I don't know somewhere."
"Ashley pretty much seems to be saying 'Stacy? Who?'" Dolly said in a confessional, "I kind of feel bad for Stacy" She said, "She's a bitch and everything, pardon my language, but I didn't notice her doing anything to cause Ashley to stop liking her."
"Did you and Stacy get in a fight or something?" Dolly wanted to know.
"Um no" Ashley said nonchalantly, "We didn't" She pulled Dolly aside. "Okay look" She said, "Here's the deal, I don't want to hurt her feelings or anything, but the girl's really not my type. Me and her? We're just too different, I mean I'm sure she's a nice person and everything, but the thing is, I don't know what she's really like, I don't know the first thing about her, because she never tells me anything. I thought I'd learn more about her, but all I learned was that she's a huge disappointment"
"That's not very nice" Dolly said lamely.
"No" Ashley agreed, "It's really not, I mean I still do like her a lot, she's a really cool person."
She gave a syrupy smile. "Actually, I don't know if she's a cool person or not" She admitted, "But, oh shit I don't know anymore."
She gave Dolly another one of her caramel smiles. "Don't tell her we had this conversation though okay?" She said, "I know you wouldn't you're such a sweet person." She quickly stroked her hair and walked off.
"That" Dolly said in a confessional, "That was just weird, was she? Flirting with me? I've never been so attracted to anyone, as I am to Ashley right now, she's like a drug or something, once you're with her, you can't get enough of her, not that I know, I've never done drugs. But at the same time, I feel bad for Stacy; she's way more attractive then me, and I thought her and Ashley were so good together. " Stacy had come out of the shelter and had seen Ashley hanging with Dolly.
"Nice" She said in a confessional, "Just nice" She unhappily slouched her shoulders, and scowled. "I am not blind or deaf, I can see and hear exactly what's going on, Ashley's tired of me" Her voice came out bitter and angry, "She obviously wants someone new and different, and better" ++!#% streamed down her face, she angrily wiped them away. "Well fine" She said bitterly, "I can deal with the loss, Ashley was just annoying anyway. But at the same time, as pathetic as it may sound, she was the closest thing I had to a friend out here." She buried her head in her knees and sobbed.
"Stacy?" Ashley asked, "Are you okay? Please don't take any of this personally."
Stacy refused to look up.
"Honey, please talk to me." She said, "You're driving me nuts."
Stacy looked up. Her eyes were red and it was clear that she had been crying.
"I don't want to talk to you right now" Stacy said. She stomped off.
"SHIT!" Ashley cried in a confessional, "I think she knows what's going on, now what? What am I supposed to say now?"
"Stacy wait up" She called. Stacy turned around, and scowled hard. Ashley gave her a caramel smile hoping to be forgiven.
"She can pretend things are okay with us" Stacy said in a confessional, "But I know better."
"Stacy" Ashley begged, "I didn't mean to upset you"
Stacy turned around and walked away.
"Stacy" Ashley begged again.
"Wouldn't you rather have someone different?" Stacy snapped, "You know something better."
Ashley looked genuinely confused. "What's that supposed to mean?" She asked. "Very funny" Stacy snapped.
"Stacy" Ashley said looking into her eyes. "I would never want anyone better or different."
Stacy looked into Ashley's eyes.
"Ashley can make herself look so convincing" Stacy said in a confessional, "And I hate that about her."
"So we're cool?" Ashley asked sweetly.
"I guess" Stacy said managing a small smile.
At Perez the whole tribe seemed to be in a bad mood. "I can't stand seeing my tribe like this" Yauman said in a confessional, "They've just all been sulking around, I don't want to be nosy or anything, but I want to know what's going on, and I think the best way, would be if we all sat around and talked about what's bothering everyone, we haven't really talked like that since Wanda was here, and I think it's time we start that again."
"Group meeting everybody" Yauman called.
"Great" Courtney scoffed in a confessional, "He's starting to sound like the new Wanda"
Everyone reluctantly joined Yauman.
"Okay you guys spill" He said, "We never talk to each other anymore, and I know everyone has problems, and it would make everyone feel better if we talked about them."
"Yay" Courtney said giving the camera a thumbs up, "This is going to be so much fun. NOT!"
"Just the other day I admired Yauman" Erick said in a confessional, "Because, he hadn't even tried to be nosy." He sighed heavily. "Now there's no way out of it."
"Okay" Yauman said, "Who should I start with? Erick, you look terrible, you are all right?"
"I'm fine" Erick said, "There's nothing wrong with me" He giggled nervously. Jaime groaned loudly. "That is so not true" She moaned, "I've been worrying about him so much lately that I can't eat or sleep."
"I'm fine" Erick said, "Honestly."
"Erick" Yauman said, "If something's wrong you need to tell us, this is what we're doing right now."
"Please pick on someone else" Erick pleaded in a confessional, "I can't take any more of this"
"Nothing's wrong" Erick said trying to sound convincing. "Well okay" Yauman said, "You're obviously not well, but if you want to let yourself suffer, than that is your choice"
"That was a really creepy thing Yauman just said" Jaime said in a confessional, "Why would anyone choose to suffer, why would he even offer it as a choice. I think I'm going to be sick! Just where does Yauman get off being such a creep?"
"Yauman!" Jaime snapped. "It's his choice" Yauman said again.
"Why can't everyone be more like Yauman?" Erick asked in a confessional, "If I wasn't feeling so terrible right now, I'd be relieved, I almost forgot what it's like to feel good."
"Well, I'm willing to talk" Christa offered. "Thanks Christa" Yauman said. Christa cleared her throat. "I have been accused of being a mean girl" She said, Courtney rolled her eyes.
"Well she is" Courtney complained. "She said," her lip began to quiver, "She said, she didn't want to be my friend."
"Okay than" Christa said, "Not that, that's not mean, but I've been really nice to her this whole time, I always tried to be her friend, the only reason why I said I didn't want to be her friend was because obviously she didn't want me to be her friend. And for another thing, she's told me a number of times that she didn't want to be my friend, so according to her logic, that would make her a mean girl."
Courtney burst into ++!#%. "You don't understand anything" She choked out, "I have a lot of problems, I have every excuse to be mean."
Christa bit down on her lip. "You just have bad self esteem" She spat out bitterly, "It just makes you feel so much better to be mean to other people doesn't it?"
"See you're being mean again" Courtney cried. She crossed her arms across her chest.
"I'm done having this conversation" Christa said she took off in ++!#%.
"Wow" Jaime said sarcastically, "That worked out so well, looks like everyone's problems are solved."
"We got tree mail" Christa announced. "How convenient huh?"
"It says today we get a special reward, that is a once in a life time thing, but first you have to get through the challenge"
"Come on in Survivors" Jeff said as the tribes met, " First things first, Perez you're getting your first look at the new Sanchez tribe, Lesley was voted out last night at Tribal council, "So let's get to today's challenge, each tribe will paddle in a canoe. On your way back, you must collect three supply crates. Each time you paddle over a crate, one tribe member will attach a long rope to the crate. You'll then pull the crates in, untie them, and transfer them to a wooden sled that will be pulled by four tribe members. The other tribe member will ride on the sled and will light a series of five woks as you race up the beach. Once you've lit the fifth torch, you'll carry the crates from your sled to your tribe mat; then open them to find six puzzle pole pieces and a flag. First three tribes correctly assemble their puzzle pole with their flag, and raise it, win. This is for reward and immunity, "Some of you may have read Guatemala Fic's Survivor Belize" Jeff announced "Belize Puh'Lease!" Ashley said and than laughed hysterically "And this challenge might sound suspiciously familiar, but here's the deal, I promised you a special reward. The winning tribe wins a day trip to Belize, where you will go to a real Belizean market.
Ashley nudged Stacy, "We should win this" She said, "Since you're the only one here who's you know been to Belize"
"I'm not even going to respond" Stacy said rolling her eyes. "Wow, is she really that dumb?" She asked the camera. "Seriously"
"Alright" Jeff said let's get started, "Perez, you're sitting four people out this time, and remember you can't sit the same people out in back to back challenges, so that mean's Jaime, Erick and Yauman have to participate, since Sanchez is now at four member's you need one other person.
Christa raised her hand.
"I am in no mood what so ever to do this challenge" Erick said in a confessional, "You know how I said the other day that my pain shot up 50 billion levels." ++!#% streamed down his face, "Well since then its shot up like another two 50 billion levels, if I do this challenge, I'm going to die, well first I'll probably puke my guts out and than die, because you know I won't have any gut's left." He tried to laugh.
Jaime was continuing to stare furiously, "And that pain has shot up another 50 billion levels too, she's so annoying. But at the same time I love her to death. I know she means well, I'd probably do the same for her."
"Okay I'll admit it" Frosti said in a confessional, "I am worried about Erick doing this challenge, because I know he get's sea sick easily, you know even when he's not in a boat, besides, he's not looking so good, and well I don't really think sea sickness is his issue right now."
"On your marks get set go!" (Sanchez wins)
"Good Job Sanchez" Jeff said, "You have won both a trip to Belize and the immunity; however, you are not safe from tribal council." Jeff raised his eyebrow. "Yes that's right" He said, "It's that time again, the time when we have a double boot, since Perez lost, they will be going to tribal council first, than, they will sit in on your tribal council."
"Damn" Ashley said in a confessional, "But at least we get to go to Belize, YEAH!!! Take that Perez!"
"Sanchez" Jeff said "A helicopter will come for you momentarily, Perez, I'm sorry I have nothing for you, you may head back to camp and I'll see you at tribal council.
"Let me tell you" Ashley said in a confessional, "I am ecstatically happy, I just can't wait long enough; I want the helicopter to come RIGHT NOW! I'm so jittery. It's kind of a let down that we're going to tribal council tonight again, but who care's we get to go to Belize!"
She kept staring ahead, "Omigod, it's coming its COMING!" She shrieked. "Omigod! The Helicopter you guys."
"Wow" Stacy said in a confessional, "Someone forgot to take their Ritalin this morning, and I'll give you a hint, it wasn't me, Dolly or Brady, so that only leaves one of us."
The Helicopter landed on the sand. By now everyone was excited. "Climb on in" The pilot exclaimed. Everyone excitedly hurried into the Helicopter.
"So Stacy" Ashley said, "This is going to be your second time, you need to show us your camp site, what was it called? Savu-Savu! That is such a cool word I just love the feel of it Savu-Savu, you have to show us Savu-Savu."
"Okay" Stacy said, "For one thing I wasn't really in Belize that was a fictional story that someone posted on Survivor Sucks, FICTIONAL. And for another thing, shut up."
"It's going to be so nice being away from camp for once" Dolly said in a confessional, "I'm almost over whelmed with relief" She looked out the window. "This is so pretty; I think I'm going to cry it's so beautiful."
"When I said I was going to puke my guts out" Erick said in a confessional, "I didn't think I'd actually mean literally 'puke my guts out', but I think I pretty much puked them all out, my stomach, kidneys, intestines you name it, pretty much everything, so now my insides hurt just as much as everything else." He leaned over and threw up some more.
"Are you' sea sick' again?" Jaime asked sounding annoyed.
Erick wiped his mouth. "Yeah, I kind of get sea sick a lot; it's kind of always been a problem for me."
Jaime rolled here eyes. "Oh mhmm" She said "I understand perfectly"
"You do?" Erick asked.
"No, not really!" Jaime said and stomped off.
"I can't ever get a moment alone" Erick said in a confessional, "Jaime just about always finds me anywhere, well any way I just got done puking all my guts out, I'm going to go die now. Literally"
"Yay" Ashley cheered as the Helicopter landed, "We're finally here, Stacy you have to show us Savu-Savu"
"No" Stacy said, "I don't think I have to. I don't think that's even close to where we are anyway."
"Well than" Ashley said, "Let's shop till we drop" She laughed loudly.
"I just love everything about the Belizean Market" Ashley said in a confessional, "every time I see anything I'm all' I've got to have this'"
"Ashley is being really embarrassing" Stacy said in a confessional, "She's pretty much taking everything she can get her hand on, if she gets's caught, I'll just tell people that I don't know her."
"Oooh" Ashley said curiously, "What do we have here."
She gingerly picked up a bag of white powder and tried to read the label. "Well what do you know?" She said in a confessional, "It's written in some other language, oh well you'd have to be a total idiot not to know what this is. Drugs. I'm going to have some fun tonight. "Par - Tay!"
"Ashley, it's about time to go" Dolly said. Ashley flinched in surprise, and hid the packet of white powder in her buff.
"What already?" Ashley asked.
"We've been here for like 3 hours" Dolly said.
"Wow" Ashley said, "Time fly's"
Ashley looked around nervously. "I really hope they don't start searching me" She said in a confessional.
"Ashley you okay?" Dolly asked.
"Listen," Said Ashley, "Can you keep a secret."
"What kind of secret" Dolly asked.
Ashley continued looking around. "I'll tell you when we get back to camp" She said hastily.
"Ashley seems troubled" Dolly said in a confessional, "It must be pretty bad, if she has to wait until we get back to camp to tell me."
As soon as they got back to camp, Ashley was true to her word, she pulled Dolly aside. "Okay" She said, "Here goes" She took a deep breath, and released the white substance from her buff.
Dolly's eyes widened.
"I know you won't tell anyone" Ashley said pleadingly, "Because you're such a good friend."
"I seriously didn't know what to say about that" Dolly said in a confessional, "Ashley has a lot of guts, I could never do something like that."
"And you didn't get caught?" Dolly asked in awe.
"There was no way I could have" Ashley said giving her a quick wink, "I acted fast and hid it somewhere people would never look." She opened the bag, "So are supposed to smoke this or sniff this?" She asked, "Oh who cares, I'll just sniff it." "Awe!" She said as she sniffed it in. "Dolly, you have got to try this"
"Um oh" Dolly said in surprise, "I don't know."
"You don't do drugs do you?" Ashley asked.
"Guilty" Dolly said in a small voice.
"That's totally cool" Ashley said, "In fact everything about you is cool, you know, you should be a playboy model with me, you're totally the model type."
"Um yeah" Dolly said, "Don't tell Stacy or anything" Ashley said, breathing in more of the drug, "But, well as much as I like her, she's not exactly model material, I mean I don't think they'd accept someone who has that much acne. Even if the camera's can hide it. She's kind of well, how should I put this, a butter face."
"Ashley just kept trashing Stacy" Dolly said in a confessional, "I don't know it kind of made me mad, I don't know why I didn't say anything about it, I guess I just didn't want to ruin the moment. Besides, Ashley's kind of high right now, and it would probably go right over her head."
Ashley was laughing nonstop. "Uh, Ashley?" Dolly asked, "Just how much of that stuff did you take. Ashley just kept laughing. She laid her head back and looked at the scenery from outside of the shelter. "Hey Dolly you like Sea Monkeys?" She asked she laughed uncontrollably. "Sea Monkeys?" Dolly said in a confessional, "Okay now I know she's lost it.
"Um yeah I
guess."
"Well" She said, "See, Monkeys" She said pointing to a couple Monkeys, which were
preached on a tree outside. She once again burst out laughing.
"I think you've had enough!" Dolly said taking the bag from her.
"Mine!" Ashley whined. She leaned her body next to Dolly's
Dolly's eyes widened. "Uh" She said "Okay"
Ashley leaned closer to Dolly. "You look so hot" She said. Dolly flinched.
"Relax" Ashley said "You look a little tense Darling" She massaged her shoulders. "In a weird way I'm actually starting to like this" Dolly said in a confessional"
"Keep it going" Dolly sighed. Before they knew it they were all over each other.
They were suddenly interrupted by loud foot steps. They let go of each other and stopped kissing.
"Uh oh" Dolly said, "What Uh oh?" Ashley asked.
"OH MY GOD!" Stacy shrieked. She stood in the door way with her mouth open. "Um" Ashley said lamely, "See ya Dolly, Stacy wait up!" She ran after Stacy.
"Stacy I can explain" Ashley whined.
"Explain what?" Stacy snapped, she was now crying. "There's nothing to explain, I thought I was just imagining you liked Dolly better than me, but it's true, I trusted you, I thought you really liked me, I can't believe I trusted you" She covered her eyes with her hands. "God I'm stupid"
"Yeah" Ashley agreed, "You are really stupid, good God"
Stacy spun around.
"Don't you dare make yourself look innocent, this is just as much your fault as it is mine, in fact, it's definitely your fault."
"Stacy" Ashley whined, "Gimme another chance, please honey?"
"I gave you another chance" Stacy said bitterly. "And you blew it." ++!#% violently spilled down her cheeks.
"Look" Ashley said, "If this is about the acne comment, I think you'd be a really good model, and I think you'd be really pretty if you used acne cream once in a while, trust me proactive is great, you'd look really good if you used it."
"It's not about the acne comment!" Stacy snapped. "But tell me the truth, spill! Is that why you prefer Dolly to me, because I have acne? Wow you're even shallower than I thought."
Ashley rung her hands furiously "So, you're not planning on voting me out tonight are you?"
"You know what Ashley, that's a great idea, thanks for suggesting it, and why are you slurring your speech anyway?"
"I'm not slurring" Ashley slurred. She swayed to the side. "Please don't be mad at me."
"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL!" Stacy snapped, and than stomped off.
"Well that went well" Ashley said in a confessional, "NOT! I just can't believe its over" She started hyperventilating. "I think I'm having a nervous break down." She rushed into the shelter and searched for her drugs.
"Okay" She said, "I'm just going to get rid of the pain" She took a couple of large sniffs.
"That's not enough" She said to the camera, than took several more sniffs until all the powder was gone.
"Now that's more like it" Ashley slurred in a confessional. She stumbled out of the shelter, "I think I know what I overdosed on now" She continued, "They're crushed up happy pills" She laughed hysterically, "Happy pills, they're pills that are happy" She laughed again. "Now, I can't even remember what I was unhappy about in the first place."
At Perez, the news of tribal council was on everyone's mind.
"No one likes going to tribal council" Peih Gee said in a confessional, "Well I guess duh, who would? I know Jaime and Dave are going to want to vote me out so I'm definitely on the chopping block. I don't really think anyone's safe here."
Everyone was sitting around the camp site. "So?" Peih Gee asked, "Is everyone looking forward to tribal council?" She rolled her eyes.
"I can't even think about going to tribal council" Erick said in a confessional, "I can barely move right now, let alone walk all the way to tribal council area." He yawned widely. "I'm so tired I feel like I could go into a coma."
"Well I'm definitely looking forward to getting rid of that mean girl Christa" Courtney blurted out.
"For the past couple of days" Dave said in a confessional, "All Courtney's been able to talk about is 'That mean girl Christa, Christa's so mean she said I don't want to be your friend, blah, blah, blah. I think it would be worth it to get rid of Christa just to shut Courtney up. I was going to vote out Peih Gee, but that can wait."
"Not that again" Christa said, "I am SO sick of you referring to me as a mean girl all the time, you know what? Forget everything I said about being your friend or ally or whatever, because you are so getting my vote tonight."
"See what I mean?" Courtney asked tearfully, "Is anyone else with me?"
"If it will shut you up" Dave said.
"I'll vote with you too Courtney" Frosti said, "Christa was wrong to say those things about you, no offense Christa"
"Thank you" Courtney said, "You're a good friend unlike SOME people" She glared at Christa.
"I can not believe I'm hearing this" Christa said in a confessional, "I vowed not to be the pariah this season, and look what's happened, I make one tiny mistake, and I'm hated. Courtney's somehow convincing everyone that I'm a mean girl." ++!#% ran down her cheeks, "It's not fair"
"Come on in Perez" Jeff said as the tribe entered the council area. "Believe it or not, this is only your second tribal council meeting; so are any of you worried about going home?"
"Well" Christa said, "Courtney made it pretty damn obvious that she wanted me gone, and she got a few other people to vote me out, right in front of me, but other than that no, I don't have any worries about being voted out."
"I think we're pretty much all on the chopping block" Peih Gee said, "I know Jaime wants me gone"
"Pretty much" Jaime said glaring at her.
"It's time to vote" Jeff said, Yauman you're up. As soon as everyone wrote there votes Jeff read them out loud.
First Vote
Courtney
Courtney
Christa - Two votes Courtney one vote Christa
Christa - That's two votes Courtney, two votes Christa
Jaime - That's one vote Jaime, two votes Courtney and Two votes Christa
Christa - That's three votes Christa, two votes Courtney, one vote Jaime
Peih Gee - That's one vote Peih Gee, one vote Jaime, two votes Christa and two votes Courtney, the seventh person voted out of Survivor Mexico is………….
Christa, "Christa" Jeff said, "You may hand in your torch, Christa the tribe has spoken."
Jeff turned to everyone else, "Stick around Perez" He said "We're not done yet, we will now bring in the Sanchez tribe, and you guys are going to sit in on their tribal council and observe. Come on in Sanchez"
Ashley was giggling uncontrollably. "She's really out of it" Brady told Jeff, "I don't know what's gotten in her."
"Not out of it I'm not" Ashley slurred, she than continued giggling. Stacy rolled her eyes. "Ashley" Jeff said, "I just have to ask, by the way you were stumbling, and by the way you're slurring you're speech, and by the way you're laughing uncontrollably, are you on something? When you were in Belize did you get into something?"
"Yes" Ashley said stupidly, "I didn't"
"Yes you didn't?" Jeff asked sounding confused, "You're sending me mixed messages here Ashley, did you or did you not take anything. "I didn't" Ashley protested. "Honestly, I didn't take anything when we went to Peru or where ever we went"
"I think you mean Belize?" Jeff asked.
"Whatever" Ashley said "They're practically the same country aren't they"
"Why do you say that?" Jeff asked.
"Because got won sick Austin and Candice" She slurred, and than laughed as if that was the funniest thing anyone had ever said.
A couple members of Perez snickered.
"What?" Jeff asked.
"I think she means that, the fan fiction Belize was similar to the season Peru, because Austin got sick and Candice won in both of them, right Ashley?" Dolly offered.
"Say what I just did?" Ashley slurred.
"What did I just say?" Dolly translated lamely. "Honestly she's not on anything; her brain's just probably damaged from all this heat, poor thing"
That made Ashley burst into even more hysterics.
"Damaged her enough to confuse Belize for Peru? They're not even in the same continent."
"Well" Dolly said lamely "I almost always confuse Belize with Brazil, because they have a lot of the same letters, and on paper they look like similar words."
"Stupid is so that" Ashley said, "Yeah" Dolly said looking down, "That is so stupid"
"I'm sorry" Stacy said, "I'm missing something, why is that any stupider than confusing Peru with Belize because" She paused and turned to the members of Perez, "You guys are going to have to forgive me for sounding like a complete idiot, but because" She rolled her eyes, "Got won sick Austin and Candice, I once again apologize for the stupidity. Let me tell you something else, Jeff, Perez, I am not in anyway impressed by this charade Ashley's putting on for us right now, she just doesn't want to confess that she's been a god damn fucking bitch today."
"Talking what are about you?" Ashley slurred. "I think you know what I'm talking about, and you can stop talking like that" Stacy snapped.
"What like talking?" Ashley asked.
"For the last time Ashley" Jeff said, "I know you took something"
"She took something alright" Stacy said furiously, "She took ME for granted. She obviously likes Dolly better than me, and you know what?" Angry ++!#% spilled down her cheeks.
"I don't care anymore, by all means she can have her, they deserve each other."
"What?" Dolly cried
"Admit it" Stacy hissed, "You're just as guilty as she was."
"What's this about?" Brady snapped.
"Nothing" Dolly said hastily.
"You and Ashley were all over each other" Stacy said. Dolly hung her head down embarrassedly.
Brady couldn't think of anything to say.
"Wow" Jeff said, "Well let's get to voting, Dolly you're up" As soon as everyone placed there votes Jeff read them out loud first vote…………
Ashley
Ashley - Two votes Ashley
Jeff squinted at the next vote, something I can't read it looks like a bunch of scribbles.
Ashley smirked loudly. "Bunch of scribbles the tribe has spoken" She slurred. Than burst into more hysterical laughter.
Next vote Jeff read Ashley - That's three votes Ashley, "That's enough to hand in your torch, and while you're at it, hand in whatever else you might be carrying."
Ashley stumbled and lost her balance, causing her to fall flat on her face. Jeff pulled her up from the ground.
"Ashley" He said, "The tribe has spoken"
Ashley clumsily left the tribal council area, and fell on her face several more times.
Dolly made a face. "Ouch" She said, "That's got to hurt."
"Good" Stacy said crossing her arms across her chest. "I hope it did"
"Well" Jeff said, "I'm still not convinced that she wasn't on something, but I guess if she was none of you seemed to know about it. Anyway Perez, and Sanchez, you may both head on back to your camps, I'll see you next time."
Perez's Votes
Yauman - Courtney
Christa - Courtney
Courtney - Christa
Dave - Christa
Peih Gee - Jaime
Erick - Christa
Jaime - Peih Gee
Frosti - Christa
Sanchez's Votes
Dolly - Ashley
Stacy - Ashley
Ashley - asldkfheoifhbakbg
Brady - Ashley
It was lame-o!
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