Ashley Madison
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Who is the best parent in OT?
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 Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 2581 (04/14/08 9:39 PM) |
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oncebittentwice |
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Posts: 4617 (04/14/08 9:58 PM) Registered user |
Did you leave your wife for a guy or something cause I'm sure that would make you the best parent in OT.No, no, no that was faux divorce, followed by faux relationship with Pencake... |
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Small Town Ho |
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Posts: 140 (05/03/08 6:21 PM) |
We just signed the kids up for Licking E Coli-covered High Meat lessons.
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 NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 15251 (05/03/08 6:43 PM) >: | |
Thank GOD you bumped this!
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 29302 (05/03/08 6:50 PM) Registered user |
well, person who started this thread, thank you.
eldest miss dmb is at a bachelorette party for one of her sorority sisters tonight, so i'll let ya know how that worked out. she pitched in for a gift bag that includes numbing gel!!! * youngest miss dmb is just back from the mall. her second home. her one true love. yeah, they're something alright. *what's numbing gel for? |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 29303 (05/03/08 6:52 PM) Registered user |
 ::that drum sound they make when someone does a good oneliner::
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 30484 (05/03/08 6:53 PM) Registered user |
I just can't believe I haven't been mentioned yet!
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 29306 (05/03/08 6:59 PM) Registered user |
ooh yeah, ::rimshot::
really though, what the fuck is numbing gel? i didn't get any of that at my bachelorette party. |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 2076 (05/03/08 7:03 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Maybe you use it for a premature ejaculator? I can't think of anything else.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 29308 (05/03/08 7:05 PM) Registered user |
oh no i haven't.
i won't be buying any anyway. it's kinda weird now. i get off work at 9:30 am, so i do all my grocery shopping at target right after work. so, i couldn't buy any dirty stuff, even if i wanted to, because i know all the cashiers and i don't think i want that stuff. i'll be married 25 years in a month. i like my sheets just the way they are (lube free) at this point. |
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StarRider |
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Posts: 17271 (05/03/08 7:44 PM) |
Yea the whole numbing gel thing makes no sense. The last thing i want when i'm fucking is no sensation.
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Peggy Lemming |
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Posts: 1191 (05/03/08 7:45 PM) Registered User |
You've obviously never starred in a world record gang bang video. |
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MMMadcow |
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Posts: 5856 (05/03/08 7:46 PM) Registered User |
Oral sex aid. |
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thailand caffeine |
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Posts: 488 (05/03/08 7:49 PM) |
NOT NightCrawler...
What the fuck... he plays Nintendo and photochops more than spending time with his neglected son |
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trebekah |
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Posts: 438 (05/03/08 8:30 PM) |
holygeeziwannalickm, because he loves his daughter even though she sharted.
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Posts: 4332 (05/03/08 8:31 PM) |
I second the iwannalickim nomination.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 2078 (05/03/08 8:32 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
And he can catch her one handed while she's in mid-air tumbling down the stairs.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 29314 (05/03/08 8:33 PM) Registered user |
ooh that bastard. that shitty kid catchin bastard.
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trebekah |
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Posts: 440 (05/03/08 8:34 PM) |
Don't be bitter, dmb. Could YOU forgive your sharting child?
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trebekah |
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Posts: 441 (05/03/08 8:36 PM) |
It's okay, TC, nobody would nominate you anyway.
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- Survivor Sucks
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- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
