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Posts: 9938 (04/30/08 8:17 PM) Registered user |
This is the greatest show in television history.
I'm going to watch it again later. I was too nervous during the AI results show to pay much attention the first time. |
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Posts: 140 (04/30/08 8:40 PM) I need a life |
scoop0 wrote: Why is the farmer humping his goat in the first pic? Are the girls that bad? |
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Posts: 5380 (04/30/08 8:54 PM) Registered User |
He is much cuter on the show than that picture. His mouth and smile reminds me of Niel Patrick Harris
Christa reminded me of Jodie Foster too |
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unknown08 |
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Posts: 70 (04/30/08 9:29 PM) Registered User |
Yeah, he is less fug in motion.
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"I blow them up before they blow me up"
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 3405 (04/30/08 9:34 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
OMG
JOSIE <3333333333333333333333333 |
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Lovejonze |
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Posts: 5580 (05/01/08 4:25 AM) Registered User |
The Farmer isn't hot at all and he's a dork, so it is funny seeing these women fight over him. Most of them are fug anyway. I'm pulling for
Christa as of now.
There are some downright hags in the cast. Josie is ridiculous but she is going to be entertainment gold. Someone has to inform her that not only are Catholics Christians - they started Christianity. St. Peter? Maybe she hasn't heard of him, but in CCD I was taught that he was the foundation of the church. I also want to see more of that Amazon woman, the lady with the curious eyebrows and the token. The people in this town come from the most unattractive gene pool in America. Where is this place? Can anyone say FREAK SHOW!? And I honestly can't believe that he would consider a black wife. That town looks like it would be racist - I didn't see one black person there.
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Mister Yuck |
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Posts: 2749 (05/01/08 6:59 AM) Registered User |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 3653 (05/01/08 11:46 AM) |
OMG I'm in love with Josie!
"I'm sorry, I just want to start a fund, have it collect interest, and use it to renovate this disaster." "THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END AND THE JEWS, THE CHRISTIANS, AND THE CATHOLICS MUST UNITE AS ONE" "I'm a GOAL digger, like George W. Bush says." "I didn't get any chickens but I have the best legs here so whatever" <3 <3 <3 |
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downtown somewhere in Texas |
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Posts: 332 (05/01/08 1:49 PM) |
Josie is the best.
the girl from dallas is a little scary! |
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Lovejonze |
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Posts: 5593 (05/01/08 1:56 PM) Registered User |
Let's not forget "I feel like a winner because I'm a Republican".
She seems familiar to me. She sort of reminds me of the girl that gave her panties to Matt on the Bachelor. And that is the dumbest elimination process ever. Worse than the rose, worse than Flav's clocks, worse than Bret's backstage pass. Lift your chicken and if you have an egg you stay? |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 3412 (05/01/08 2:10 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Lovejonze wrote: Stacey <3
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Posts: 1017 (05/01/08 2:23 PM) |
Is this re-airing? I missed it last night, and it sounds like an amazing show full of colorful characters.
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Lovejonze |
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Posts: 5600 (05/01/08 2:48 PM) Registered User |
Josie: "A farmer's wife doesn't work, she has people that do it for her. I can spend my days going to polo matches."
This had to have been made by the same people that brought us Crowned. |
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azcanadienne |
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Posts: 2325 (05/01/08 3:09 PM) MESS member |
For the record, the word "gal" is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me
.....but I watched and I laughed, and I'll continue to watch so long as it makes me laugh "Do your uh toilets uh flush like uh normal?"
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hossc |
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Posts: 15115 (05/01/08 3:14 PM) Registered User |
Joaqenix wrote: Don't waste 60 minutes of your life. You'll thank me later. Horrid show, fug "farmer" and Girls. The above mentioned blurbs by that
broad were obviously on her list of prewritten catchphrases. Plus they had the black girl do the "Walk Off" thing that was already a part of The
Bachelor and lampooned unmercifully on The Soup. Make me long for My Big , Fat Obnoxious Fiance ( of which I really want
that dvd! Will?? Ya gots??)
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Downpuppy |
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Posts: 1471 (05/02/08 5:56 PM) Registered user |
Josie's delusions, and Matt's attempt to pretend the producers decision to keep her was his are pretty good. But the obvious fakes just keep piling up
too fast to count -
The uberlame wildflower bouquets Never seeing Matt's farm Never seeing Matt working That overdone set There is so much fakery here that finding out who's in on it will be more fun than mocking the cast. |
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BermudaTriangle |
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Posts: 128 (05/02/08 9:13 PM) Registered User |
Josie's just an actress they cast to make this cow patty seem more interesting. I can't see any of these broads, except maybe the 2 virgins, setlling
down on the farm with this dude. Is this the 1st dating reality show to have 2 virgins on it?
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Downpuppy |
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Posts: 1472 (05/03/08 9:48 AM) Registered user |
This show has the same number of virgins as Rock of Love.
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Posts: 10419 (05/07/08 7:56 PM) Registered User |
He/she meant 2 fake virgins, duh!
"Where is my departing gift?!" Is that an aluminun sided barn? Ghettoest drive-in ever. |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 3735 (05/07/08 8:42 PM) |
BOOOOOO @ Josie leaving. She went out with a bang at least <3 SPINOFF PLEASE!
"Matt is a cheap bastard. Bastard. yeah, bastard" <3 I don't even feel like watching this anymore.. All the other girls suck. Okay, I just saw the preview for next week. It still looks good I guess.
That boring brunette from Chicago seems like a logical winner, with Brooke the psycho "virgin" or the New York bitch with the lip ring coming in 2nd.
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Ten women. One farmer. A bunch of livestock. Is this any way to find true
love? The CW certainly hopes so. The network will unveil its new hog-eat-hog reality show, Farmer Wants a Wife, on Wednesday, April 30, at 9 p.m.,
after America's Next Top Model. The show, which has been a hit in several European countries, will chronicle the romantic journey of a Missouri
farmer who seeks that special someone to hoe around with. His fish-out-of-water female suitors - who hail from the big city - must compete in barn-based
challenges like rounding up chickens. At the end of each elimination ceremony, the contestant without an egg under her assigned hen is sent packing.
