FIERCE! Totally outshines that other bitch!
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The Purple Parrot |
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Why is no one talking about Dogleisha's shot!?!?
FIERCE! Totally outshines that other bitch! |
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AlexDSSF |
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Now, why can't American Idol's opening credits go something like that?! ANTM's credits are quite good and perhaps the only salvageable thing about
this show.
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AMBERFREAK |
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Predictions, who will get the fabulous pee'd-on-snow-blonde Jade makeover?
It makes her look so much softer and younger, no? |
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AidanAcello |
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^^ lol!! That girl has old lady droopy eyes. Oh and I want that Miss Porky Pig pez dispenser NOW. |
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HewanKelwahFan |
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^ ^ ^
She reminds me of a rundown poor man's Naima. |
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eternaljoy |
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Why'd Kim have to quit!?
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eternaljoy |
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Oh and Paulina is like the best judge they've ever had. ever.
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Cassidy666 |
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First episode in and the two most boring girls go out!
All the girls I liked from my post-audition review are still in it! Unfortunately, Aimee has turned blah for me. But I'm totally loving Claire, so much
more than I thought I would. Her personality is fun and hilarious and she's really into it. Loved her hand fling when Kim quit. I can definitely see her
becoming a fixture giving great confessionals. And I just realized who she reminded me of. Karina Lombard!
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Mun Yew |
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sugarrhill |
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Paulina is no Janice or even Kimora. She's better than Twiggy so far. And she looks absolutely stunning, though she probably doesn't eat though.
That makes me kind of sad for her. Anyway, I thought he critiques were going to be more visceral. She still seemed a bit too sweet for my tastes, but anyone
is an improvement on bland ass Twiggy.
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erniebop |
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i think paulina is allowing the "models" to grow. i can imagine she will be more tough every week. on a side note, i cannot imagine paulina being
a judge for more than one cycle. she still looks like a model and tyra's ego is too big to compete with her. or if paulina stays, tyra will get her ass
to they gym.
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erniebop |
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fierce! .. and I'm actually glad they took out the previous winners, they were taking up too much.. especially when they keep adding more.and just in time to hide any evidence of saleisha winning. |
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AMBERFREAK |
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IT'S TIME FOR MAKEOVERS Y'ALL!!! You have such pretty hair Anya, but we want to make you a little more elegant, a little more edgy, like Victoria Beckham:
Claire, you tend to look a little harsh and old, so we are going to give you something that will soften your features, like a nice honey (read, urine) colored hair:
Allison, you look like the pretty girl next door. But we want to make you sexier, a little more mysterious with Cabo braids:
A-MISS, you certainly are A-MISS with that hairdo. We are going to elevate your look by giving you a long (waives arms) BLOND weave! But to make you more edgy, we will color the tips with Koolaid:
Fatima, you have a very rich heritage. So we decided to give you an ancient, yet classic look from where you come from. We are giving you Cleopatra hair (What, she is Somalian? You mean that is not the same as Egyptian? Oh well, what's done is done):
Stacy-Ann. Your skin is just amazzing! So, we decide to compliment your skin with a vibrant red color and bangs:
Aimee, you are so cute. We like your hair color and length, but we thought that we would add some more hair to make it look fuller and healthier (ie, we forgot about you until you showed up today):
Kat-er-zeina, we thought your hair would look great blond and wavy, like Farrah Fawcett:
Dominique, you have such a strong (overmasculine) face. We thought we would accentuate it by giving you a short do:
Lauren, you are such a rocker. So, we decided to give you a rocker mullet:
Piggy...I mean, Whitney. We decided you needed a very angular, bubble gum pink hairdo. We are going to shave your head and give you this wig I bought at the dollar store:
This leaves us to Marvita. This makeover has NEVER.been.done.in....Top...Model...history. We are giving you.... A FACE TRANSPLANT:
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seaguy |
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spnintendo |
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Ewwwwww. Tranny much? |
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Lovejonze |
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I don't think Paulina is too thin, it's just an optical illusion being next to that cow Tyra. On Dancing with the Stars, she was one of the larger
women.
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TexasDurango7 |
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That Marvita makeover needs to happen immediately! And Amis looks like a MAN!
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chronic |
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Oh, I definitely noticed how teeny tiny Paulina's waist was when she came into the judging room. I mean, obviously you have to have that particular build,
but doesn't seem she's gained an ounce since her modelling days. She looked so fab though. I really enjoyed her, and yeah, big improvement over Twiggy
so far!
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SurvivorFanGP |
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OMG! |
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