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shadycat |
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I guess while Paula's plane was delayed she used the extra time to partake of a few pharmaceuticals.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Angelica Puente, 17, Kenosha WI.
Her dad is really strict. They don't always get along. Got to the point where she moved out. A: He's not a bad person. There's this one Martina McBride song he liked. (I cannot understand a thing she's saying through all this blubbering ... ) In the audition room ... This is her first audition, ever. Simon: Imagine Randy in a bikini. The Power Of Love. (Her voice is okay, but her melisma is kickin' and she's got that yodel-thang goin' on.) Simon: How many times have you heard that version. Angelica: A lot. Randy: It's almost like a mimic. Get your own style. Paula: Something unintelligible. HOLLYWOOD! They call Dad from the anteroom (on Ryan's cell?) |
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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LOL...Ol' Daddy sounded like he could give two shits.
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The Marquesan Godfather |
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Paula pulls out a TOUCHDOWN! after the break!
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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shadycat wrote:
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she314 |
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hossc |
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David Cook: Douchebag.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Daughtry, Feels Like Tonight plays in the background, as apparently we enter a ROCKER segment.
David Cook, 24, Tulsa. What's with the reptilian spike in his hair?? Living On A Prayer Not a compelling rendition for me, but then, his interpretation isn't the style of music I like to begin with. They think it's good. Randy: Work on some persona. Move. Some emotions. But yeah, I liked it. Three YES's. HOLLYWOOD. |
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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WTF is Paula on tonight?!
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The Marquesan Godfather |
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hiccups from drinking
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hossc |
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Capitle |
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I'd rather have heard Paula hiccup 100 more times than that.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Johnny Escamilla, 18, Scottsbluff, NE.
Wears a sequined gold jacket. Here comes the James Brown routine. Paula lets out the world's biggest HIC! hiccup in history. Is this show showcasing her drunkenness? Shout. Okay, he can't sing. But his dancing is interesting in a "let's see what odd movement he makes now" kind of way. That voice HAS to go. Paula starts tousling her hair. Simon: Everything, I hated. jacket, singing, dancing, everything. Johnny: Well that's how I perform in Scottsbluff. All three: NO. Paula: I'll have to pass. (Paula is about to pass out!) |
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Princess Melissa Lansing |
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The board's dead tonight...probably cause this is not a good audition show. Nobody has made me just go WOW and shit, and nobody's bad enough for me to
laugh. It's pretty sad when Paula's the , ahem, "bright spot".
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Parade of horrid auditions:
Stuck In The Middle With You. |
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shadycat |
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Even the montage of bad auditions was not that funny tonight.
Can the Homecoming Queen save the night? |
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hossc |
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Oh holy fuck on a stick..can we finally have our first OPENLY gay during the show contestant?
Bout time! |
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StarrEise |
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YaY for Big Gay Leo!!!!
He's a good singer. I hope he goes far. |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Last audition, Leo Marlowe, 23.
From "the smallest town in Iowa." Says Mom raised "a queen, too bad it wasn't one of her daughters." A Song For You by Donny Hathaway. Meh. Paula is feeling him, though. Simon: I like your voice, you're open, I like you. Randy: I like you! Nice guy! Paula, jumping up: TOUCHDOWN! (muffled due to speech impediment caused by ingestion of foreign substances) HOLLYWOOD. Paula, falling all over the table: I .. like .. him .. Ryan: 19 golden tickets from Omaha. |
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QuiltRicky |
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YAYAYAYA for Leo- Home Coming Queen! |
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