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Some pathetic "talent" gets showcased before our next real audition.

Next ... Sarah Whittaker.
Used to be a pro wrestler.
She had a Brit accent when she wrestled/acted/whatevia'd.
And she can scare the dogshit out of you when she shrieks.
She clobbers Seacrest in a demonstration!
Happy Go Lucky Me or summat sounds horrid.
Comically horrid, though.
Simon: This is like the soundtrack to this town. It sums up the whole day. I don't mean this rudely, but you're really strange.
Sarah: I really like it!
Randy: I love your laugh. Muhuhahaha!!
Not going to Hollywood ... of course.
She storms through the door.
Ryan asks why she's not going to Hollywood??

Ryan and Paula swap seats for awhile.
Paula goes outside and makes nicey with the waiting contestants.
Ryan sits next to Simon.

Samantha Sidley, 22.
I Don't Know Why.
Nice enough voice for a very, very shy girl with an apparent lack of confidence.
Ryan: I like your voice, but I think you need to work on your self-confidence. Don't move around so much on the Seal.
Paula: Since when does it MATTER!?
Simon makes Ryan leave so that Paula can resume judging.
Ryan: I would have said YES. I hope it goes your way.
Randy: Ryan! OTHER DOOR! OTHER DOOR! RYAN GOT THE WRONG DOOR!
Paula: You can sing. Your showmanship needs work.
All: YES.
HOLLYWOOD.