As much time as they're wasting chasing this expectant father around, he better end up being a yes to Hollywood.
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Posts: 28 (01/23/08 7:56 PM) |
ginaf20697 wrote: And irresponsibility. |
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Posts: 784 (01/23/08 7:56 PM) Registered User |
I'd never would've brought my daughter to an audition right after I had her. Hell, that's one of the reasons why I *didn't* audition,. Is it
really safe for a newborn to be around that huge assortment of people who haven't bathed in days?!
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Posts: 18720 (01/23/08 7:56 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru
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I'm sorry, but I did NOT understand this commercial where the kid takes the guitar and the red car and sets each on fire.
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Posts: 490 (01/23/08 7:56 PM) |
That is irresponsible as fuck.
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Posts: 622 (01/23/08 7:59 PM) Registered User |
He's 27 years old??? Maybe it's the suit. Good voice though.
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Posts: 29 (01/23/08 8:01 PM) |
So we followed a rejected contestant all over town...
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Posts: 18721 (01/23/08 8:02 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru
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Ryan: 4:00, and the auditions continue.
Tara Smith, 17, sounds horrible and unintelligible. She came out all disappointed. Ryan: The city could be summed up in one word: NO. One brutha was built, and looked like "HUH?" when they said NO.
Cue a song called "No, no, no." Oliver Highman makes it back! He's 27, from NC. Baby girl born at 8:03, Emma Grace. Ryan visits the newborn in the anteroom. Oliver enters the audition room. Get Here. Wow! He's got a Clay Aiken sound goin' on, just 1,000,000 times more vibrato.
He has the same falsetto as Ace Young, though. Simon: Over the top, corny falsetto, old fashioned. Randy: The vibrato is killing you. Paula: You do have a nice voice, but it didn't work in the audition. I want to say yes, but no. All: NO. Rejected, Oliver brings in the baby!
Simon: I feel like this is my baby! Randy: It's an Idol baby! I love that! Ryan: From 10,000 ... Only 23 made it to Hollywood from Charleston, SC. (Montage of shrieking yellow ticket holders.) Woman: Right here, baby! Right here! Next week: NEBRASKA!!! And Ryan takes the center judge's seat. Then Ryan gets hit by some huge woman who resembles Elvira Gulch.
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Posts: 5458 (01/23/08 8:03 PM) Registered user |
Nice to see they're cracking down on the late '90s boyband sound. (Which was getting old back in the first season.)
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Posts: 315 (01/23/08 8:05 PM) Registered User |
Ok, I'm annoyed. 'Cause I wanted to see the guy and/or the bulldog's audition, since it looked liked they're both going to Hollywoood. |
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Posts: 26981 (01/23/08 8:06 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
Somebody stopped me today and asked if I was tried out for Idol.
I just looked up who it was. There are no words.
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Posts: 14443 (01/23/08 8:11 PM) Registered user |
So how long are your nails, Will?
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Will |
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Posts: 26982 (01/23/08 8:14 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
I don't HAVE any nails!
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Posts: 274 (01/23/08 9:46 PM) Registered user |
Princess Melissa Lansing wrote: Yep, next time you get into a verbal sparring match with someone on this board, just picture that they probably look like on of those unfuckables who auditioned. |
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Posts: 275 (01/23/08 9:59 PM) Registered user |
Princess Melissa Lansing wrote: Also, lets do the timeline. She goes into labor - Audition Day One Baby is Born - probably at least 20 hours later for the first kid - would be on Audition Day Two Brings Baby to Audition - AT LEAST 48 hours after the birth before they could be released. So, unless the auditions in South Carolina spanned the course of 5 days, this thing was all staged. Oh, and yeah, it's not smart to bring a baby around all of those insane diseased fucktards. I have twins who were born 4 weeks premature - our pediatrician basically said 'don't bring them out to public places for 4-6 weeks' |
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Posts: 1718 (01/24/08 11:07 AM) Registered User |
Well, I wasn't going to bring it up, but since you did . . . I thought of you instantly. Sorry.
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Posts: 21024 (01/24/08 3:30 PM) Registered user |
They edit this show as if it all happens in 2 days, but it doesn't, right? First some lackeys go through the 1000's of auditioners, picking out the
good and bad. Must take a while. Then the Judges hear the, oh, 60 people that made it that far in the two days the show mentions. Why they cut to shot of
the 1000's as if it were the same 2 days, I'm not sure.
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Posts: 53 (01/27/08 2:29 PM) |
Yeah, that's true and most people don't even think of that part or realize it. There is NO WAY those three could hear all of those auditions in a
month, let alone two days.
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Posts: 54 (01/27/08 2:34 PM) |
That was pretty interesting commentary
While tuning to CNN: A huge fire has broken out on four floors of the very top of the Monte Carlo Resort and Hotel in Las Vegas! Obama projected to win South Carolina! And in a related story and the top story of the hour on CNN and all reporting outlets: South Carolina sucks! About as shocking as Cheney stealing candy from a disabled child. |
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Posts: 55 (01/27/08 2:39 PM) |
Redneck Parade (days later response to post #693)
Funny! Terrific observation. |
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