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Pahrump Mania |
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She probably broke down and admitted it happened, but swore it'll never happen again, and they ran off to Vegas and got married.
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Sloansalad |
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"I just flew in from Vegas, and boy is the mole on my left asscheek tired!"
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Wild Jazie |
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Anyone know if 'OgakorAreMorons' was one of Snarky Marks ghosties ?
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NotAnAnderson |
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"You think Cindy Crawford's mole is sexy, you should see the mole on my left asscheek, it brings all the boys to the yard."
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redundantly redundant |
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onlooker delay |
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OgakorAreMorons wrote: She is only marrying you to gain legal status. CASE SOLVED! |
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hwamf |
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"Oh, you're thinking of having tuna sald, I'm thinking about the mole on my left asscheek."
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NotAnAnderson |
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Well, sure, when you do it, it flows.
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Mister Barky Von Schnauzer |
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Knock, Knock Who's there? Moley Moley who? Moley, moley on my left ass cheek. Fred Savage in Austin Powers and I have the same kind of mole, only mine is on my left ass cheek and his is on his face........oh wait. |
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NotAnAnderson |
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:dimple:
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The Virgin Murray |
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A factory worker with a mole on her ass who may or may not like to sneak out of the house to blow strangers and this guy thinks she's irreplaceable.
Is the greater NY area running out of girls or something? |
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Pahrump Mania |
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A factory worker with a mole on her ass who may or may not like to sneak out of the house to blow strangers and this guy thinks she's irreplaceable.Okay, some comments make me laugh, but this one made me laugh so hard that I scared my wife, kids, and pets. |
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OgakorAreMorons |
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The Virgin Murray wrote:Here I thought you, at the very least, were be able to comprehend the psyche of a distraught lover. The Virgin Murray wrote:As if working in a factory and having a flat little mole on your ass cheek are grounds for a bad catch. Looks wise: -Was a model in mexico -Has the biggest, sexiest anime type eyes I've ever seen on a girl -Beautiful cocoa colored caboose that is big and stretchmarkless -Has brown eyelights -Resembles Pocahantas at times. -The aerioli of both breasts are equally shaped and sized(first time I've ever encountered such a thing) Mind wise: -Hilarious and makes small perceptive comments about everything that are funny(especially when said in her baby voiced accent) -Shows unconditional love. When I was in the hospital with water intoxication from diabetes insipidus for a week. She slept on a cot next to me for the week I was in there. -Has her future all mapped out in what she wants in life. -Very family oriented, and awesome with kids. -Has hilarious facial expressions when she's surprised or mad -Has a horrible temper with people which makes me laugh at times I could go on, but anyways, I've said enough.
That night didn't go exactly as I planned. I expected to meet them all and I had my questions ready, but oddly the boyfriend of her friend couldn't make it. When I asked when he could reschedule, he didn't want to and said how busy he was going to be and that he will get back with me. Now, we've never met before and he has never talked to me, he has no reason to avoid me. That was a red flag for me, and at that point I decided I wasn't going to get anywhere with her or her friends. That night I told her I can't be something I'm not right now. I can't pretend everything is okay and just dismiss whats going on in my head. I told her I wanted time apart until I got my answers. Unless she confesses or I get proof of her innocence or guilt, I can't drop it and tell her I love her or have sex or whatever. She told me to call her when I come back to my senses, but then today there were flowers outside on my porch with a card that says "To the man I'll love forever". At this point, I'm not walking away until I get a confession or find out first hand either way(which will either get a confession or prove her innocence). Last night I was also a little manipulative. During my confession of needing some time away, I told her that no matter what happens we still have a future together, I just want to know the truth so we can move forward. I said there is nothing, no act that could ever take us apart. But I was lying through my death. I want to lull her into a confession, at this point I don't care if I cause a struggle here, but as long as I'm going crazy, if I can instill that same paranoia and fear in her that she caused me to go through, all the better. I will not walk quietly into that good night. |
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MMMadcow |
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Call the florist and ask if she ordered three other floral arrangements.
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shadowdiana |
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Wow.
You are a manipulative little freak. Guess you two like to play mind games on each other....must mean you are meant to be together! You kinda deserve each other |
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Sloansalad |
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We really should have had some sort of betting pool on when he was going to claim "she was a model."
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OgakorAreMorons |
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Sloansalad wrote: As hard as it is to believe, she was. I have all her pictures. it was for some mexican store catalogue thing though several years ago. I have no reason
to exaggerate.
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Suspiciously Anonymous |
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Link Please |
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You left out "she just loves to give head."
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OgakorAreMorons |
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shadowdiana wrote: In this situation, I think it's only fitting. Her little lie about going out that night is like a drunk driver. The act itself is bad, but the damage
that can be done while driving drunk(or lying about going out) can be huge. In this case, if she is innocence, everything that is happening has put her in the
headlights of controversy. If she didn't lie, none of this would be happening. I think she should take some of the emotional distress in this case.
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