The Survivor Sucks Glossary.
This is the definitive guide to Survivor Sucks terminology.
Feel Free to add your own words, definitions and origins as you can best remember them USING THIS FORMAT.
WORD
D: Definition
O: Origin
Please correct my mistakes as well. And make any suggestions for additions and changes you'd like.
This glossary will be updated to reflect all submissions.
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________ is the new _________
D: Something is the new something
O: From fashion and trend reporting, i.e. "grey is the new black"
< >
D:Lesser Than. Greater Than.
O: Derived from middle school pre-algebra (which is the highest level of mathematics achieved for the majority of sucks posters) this means something is better or worse than something else depending on the symbol displayed.
O: Math
!1!11!!!!1!
D: ?
O: out there
ADMIN
Definition: Short for Administrator.
Origin: Keystroke conservation.
A___V!!1!
D: Indicated to state that there has been another victory by someone, whose initials would go in the blanks.
O: The Chews. (Whatever that means).
ADORED (When Used in HE/WE ADORED YOU)
D: Appropriate for use with anyone who has died or left the boards.
O: Inky2 in the Val thread: "naa, he adored you" 
O: Inky. Used in ____ - We adored you.
AGREEANCE
D: A totally common word some feel we must claim. The original explanation for this is as follows: "Come, come my friend I beg to differ...This term was born on Survivor, from the mouth of the "intellectually" endowed Sarah (Queen of De Nile)
Sucks can rightfully claim it!
D. To be in total agreement
O. Queen Sarah
APPRECIATION THREAD
D: A thread that has positive posts about a certain subject
O: General board lingo.
ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT __________ SUCKED?
D: Snarky wording for a dis-appreciation thread.
O: Started by in the ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT RUBEN SUCKED (which he did) thread at the AI forum making a point about the strict administration of the American Idol forum at the time.
ASKEERT -
D: To be afraid.
O: TC or JDD or any number of old-school teasers.
Repopularized of late at Sucks by Pseudo. The term comes from 'Grapes of Wrath'.
AVVY / AVVIE
D: "Sucks" for avatar
O: unknown, possibly beyond Sucks
BANE
D: "Sucks" for ban
O: unknown. Possibly B.art.
BELEVE:
D: "Sucks" for believe. Usu. used when paying respects to Uncle Camerman.
O: someone in the Uncle thread
BEST/WORST.(something).EVER.
D: Definitive interjection used to accentuate a qualitative opinion, usu. of a tv episode.
O: Ancient satire of the ezboard motto "Helping.People.Connect." The saying did come from simpsons, but the dots in between the words came from helping.perople.connect.
BITCH, PLEASE:
D: Feminized version of "N***a, please."
O: Black people. Introduced by Macksy. Popularized by the "Bitch Who Refused To Clap For Boomie" thread.
BLACK GRETCHEN
D: A particularly confusing video-cap, usually referring only to its origin...
O: During S1, E3, the opening sequence footage showed nine players around tribal council..."Rich, Rudy, Kelly, Sue, Sean, Colleen, Jenna, Greg and...um....that must be Gervase! It's clearly a black guy!" "...no, look at that hat! I think I see Gretchen under that gay looking hat!" "Hmmm....which is it?????" And so Black Gretchen was born.
(For the record, it was Gervase.)
BOARD THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE LINKED TO IN MY PROFILE
D: Board that most definitely IS linked to in a profile.
O: Snarky response to Sucks' policy on not discussing or spamming for other boards. (For instance, the author of this thread could not talk about the fabulous board that may or may not be linked to in my profile where nobody is banned or drilled ever).
BOARDCIDE -
D: To declare you are ending involvement at a particular board.
O: suicide, homicide, pesticide, etc. cide=to kill
ergo boardicide
BOOMIE, BOOMQUISHA SANTIAGO:
D: Sucks nickname for American Idol contestant Jennifer Hudson who had a rich "booming" voice.
O: Jeane came up with Boomquisha, Macksy promoted it and Will was the first to shorten it to Boomie.
BOOMIE'S IN HAIR:
D: Lesser used cousin of "Frenchie's In Rent".
O: Well, she was.
BOOT ICON
D: A random image that replaces the headshot of the latest eliminated reality show contestant.
O: First used in the Sucks forum in '02.
BRAIN/HEART/GUT
D: Term used in the reality television discussion world to describe who think, feel and sense will be leaving the show that night.
O: Survivor Speculation
B R A I N F A R T:
D: Psychic flatulence; taking a random thought that pops into your head and creating a thread from it.
O: What Mister Slippery would post before banning fucktards starting threads about a stray word uttered on Big Brother or American Idol
BUMPIRE
D: one who bumps threads, formerly the job of the departed Jeane, now apparently it's Loki's (hi!)
O: someone somewhere. Credit most likely goes to Bulletin Bored. Previous synonym was "Bumperboy". There was also an older ghostnic called Mista Bumper
BURNETTARIAN:
D: A follower of the pagan Sucks cult which worships in the Monster Island thread "Admit it - Mark Burnett is your GOD!"
O: you'd have to look up who started the thread. The specific term may have been coined by imawackjob.
CANOOKIA:
D: Sucks for Canada - the country up north that is what America was supposed to be. Also used CANOOKIANS, CANOOKS.
O:
CAKER
D:Proves that I'm unworthy to do this glossary.
O: Anti.
CALLING YOU OUT
D: an attention whore gesture to make a private conflict public. Example: Incandescent Raven I'm calling you out!
O: But the formalism of the official "calling out" thread is practiced here, akin to slapping your nemesis face with your glove. Pistols or swords, monsieur Raven? I accept your challenge!
CENTURION
D: Grabs the 100th, 200th ... 3600th post in a thread
O: RS? (Aklaboing?)
CHARY
D: to be cautious or wary of
O: A poster by the name of ARWENMASTER created a thread on SUCKS saying 'You all should be chary of criticizing the Survivors' or something and folks started posting pictures of words/names that were similar to chary (like Cherry, charo). The thread should be in MI.
CHENBOT:
D: Much like Gorebot - this term discribes the cold and calculated physicality of television personality Julie Chen.
O: Les Moonves's icy embrace.
CHEW, UBERCHEW
D: Member of a cybergang founded in 2001. Known for its mischief-making and unique flaming. Splinterboard known as the Mexican Jail. Imploded in incident termed "Chewnobyl" circa 2003.
O: Named after founders 2manchew and uberJuked
CHOP, PHOTOCHOP
D: To combine several pictoral elements into a single shot often with humorous results.
O: Peeps with mad skills.
CJAT:
D: The familiar name of the Sucks chatroom.
O: Typo made on second day of chat by RobeyT.
CODEX
D: A poster's memoirs or board history. Often used specifically referring to griftd's Secret Codex of the Spoiler Boards, in MI.
O: Used in ancient times for describing historical and religious texts.
CSN
D. Cum Stained Notebook
O. A phrase imported from Splinterboard posters that is almost universally recognized these days as a euphemism for committing information about posters to memory for later nefarious use. bob2559 reports that it was coined by TC66 in reference to his ability to remember details from older posts. She stated that he must be keeping a notebook/dossier on posters. It has become synonymous for having a good memory of board silliness. (credit Alkabong at RS for this one, this is word for word from her Laptkian phrasebook for newbies and foriegners thread)
CUKE:
D: Short for Cucumber
O: From Beagle Planet's obsession with cucumbers, a vegetable often recognized for resembling a penis.
CWEEPY:
D: sucks for creepy
O: indeed originated with Christy in S6
DASAR GOBLOK
D: unknown.
O: a flamed newbie who presumably resided in a non-English-speaking country
DEADZONE
D: To ignore a poster.
O: Likely from the Stephen King novel The Dead Zone.
DOUBLE DARIK
D: The act of mistakenly posting a thread or reply twice or more.
O: Darik Porescha.
EDGIC
D: Editing and logic.
O: Spoiler technique.
EDIRT:
D: Sucks for EDIT.
O: Typo
EDIRT-BUMP
D: Editing a post in order to bump a topic to the top - often the edit is a blank space, a blank line or a period, so as not to alter the gist of the original post.
O: Prolly B.art.
EMOTIFUCKER / EMOTIFUKKER
D: "Sucks" for emoticon
O: unknown
EYE
D: Substitute for the pronoun "I" or part of words that are pronounced like "I" (e.g. try = treye, dying = deyeing)
O: TGBWWTEP Appreciation Thread
FAKE OR LEGIT?
D: challenge to determine legitimacy of usually obvious fake spolier rumor, or a conspiracy theorey accusation of producer manipulation in reality TV
O: SEE: The Flaming Wood Was Planted By CBS in MONSTER ISLAND.
FaMo:
D: Short for FAVORITE MOMENT.
O: From a variety of threads posing the question - "What was your favorite moment of the _______ @ Sucks Era?" The original thread was "What was your favorite moment of the GDiva @ Sucks era?", referring to a period before the start of S5 in which Ghandia (as GDiva) began posting far more than she should have, got in trouble, and had her posts erased. The info she spilled helped the spoilers nail the pre-merge boots of S5.
FER SHURE:
D: For Sure
O: A Beagleism for the term.
FLAME
D: To insult someone on a message board.
O: Not us, that's for sure.
FLAMING WOOD:
D: Imitating a awkwardly worded post (see Monster Island)
O: gLennLovecoLLeen inquiring about the possibility of a burning piece of wood from Survivor 2 being planted by CBS.
FLOME
D: obligatory misspelling of 'flame', verbal tirade. Used generally to mock a particularly bad flame as in "nice spelling flome".
O: ?
FRENCHIE'S IN RENT:
D: A typical reply for when someone starts a thread about old news.
O: From the AI forum, when eighty gadzillion threads were started about Frenchie Davis appearing in the Broadway production of "Rent."
FUCKTARD -
D: One who surpasses retard status and is propelled into a superior realm of stupidity.
O: Unknown
GAE:
D: Sucks for GAY.
O: Possible typo.
GERVASE X:
D: A false spoiler (or spolier if you will) where someone found pictures of the S1 cast with X's on everyone's picture except Gervase's. It was then rumored that Gervase won S1.
O: CAPLOCK discovered this.
GHOST, GHOSTIE:
D: A fake secondary (or more) username created by a poster widely known by another Nic.
O: Probably Invented by B.art A.nderson. Before SUCKS, 'ghosties' in EZland were known as ALIASES.
GOOBERPIE:
D: Vagina
O: Beagleism for the object most foreign to him.
GOREBOT:
D: An emotionless style of administration.
O: Introduced by B.art. The saying pokes fun at Al Gore, the man who won the 2000 Untied States presidential election. He was often noted as having a cold, robotic demeanor.
GREEN APPLE:
D: ?
O: ?
GROMLESS:
D: "Sucks" for GORMLESS.
O: Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull.
HAWT:
D: "Sucks" for HOT.
O: Hot sounds hotter in a Bostonian accent.
H.EART:
D: "Sucks" verb expressing love or adoration.
O: too old for me.
I NEED A LIFE / I NEED A HOBBY:
D: The two most common subnics assigned to the most annoying fucktards. Their posts are restricted to 10 posts per day / 20 posts per day, respectively. See Also: SUBNIC.
O: The Sucks Admins and Mods.
IDOIT:
D: Sucks for IDIOT.
O: coined by michealrules and if you don't know that you are a caker and a newf.
(PULLING A) JARHI
D: refers to a post with unintelligible grammar
O: see thread in MI
'JES SAYIN'
D: Sucks for JUST SAYING.
O: It's cutesey.
KLAZZY, THIS IZ KLAZZY
D: Something that is ghetto - but unrecognized as ghetto from the crowd that supports or admires it.
O: Uttered during American Idol's electrifying third season by a homeless woman named Fantasia. When she and her bastard child (chomping viciously on her teet neep) climbed on the stage out of nowhere and emoted a rendition of 'Shummertye' from 'Porgy and Bess' - it made all the baby mamas cry. She eventually went on to earn a sympathy win for the season and this saying has stuck as a SUCKS staple.
LARVAE BOOB:
D: A fake (Photoshopped) picture of a lotus seed pod superimposed over a woman's breast to make it look like larva were growing inside of it.
O: Foxy Pink creating a thread called "What is the nastiest thing you've seen online?" followed by all Sucksters simultaneosuly vomiting all over their keyboards.
lbf
D: Laughing Blue Fucker
O: Keystroke asigned to
this emoticon.
LORD AND MASTER
D: Title given to Brian Heidik, i.e. Lord and Master Brian Heidik, for winning "Survivor: Thailand" in what some consider a brilliant fashion.
O: Originated by tedhighway in "The Lord and Master Brian Heidik Appreciation Thread" way back in 2003.
LTS:
D: shorthand for the forum known in S3 as "Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!". The forum sported variants of that name specific to the local language of the Survivor season airing at the time.
O: abbreviation origin unknown. Forum named derived from S3's production in Kenyan reserve. "Lions tigers and bears, oh my" is a quote from The Wizard of Oz.
LURVE:
D: sucks for love
O: Annie Hall (The best movie evah!)
MARGIN FUCKER
D: When someone posts a photo or large amounts of unspaced
text - the browser window will expand to an unreasonable size.
O: It just is.
MWAH, :heart, mmmmmmMMMmmmmm
D: see LTS
O: yick
NAKED GHANDIA
D: A style of posting feigning ultimate stupidity for comedic effect.
O: NAKED GHANDIA the poster.
NOE:
D: Sucks for NO. Variations KNOWE and NOOE.
O: Sometimes No just aint enough.
NEWBIE:
D: A new poster. Often coupled with the word FUCKTARD.
O: General message board lingo.
NEWF:
D: ?
O: ?
NOWBIE:
D: Not an oldie or a newbie, just a nowbie.
O:Coined by StarRider btw. NTAUI (not that anyone uses it)
NTTAWWT
D:Not that there's anything wrong with that.
O:From Seinfeld.
OLDBIE
D: Used to mean the S2 and earlier peops. now it's more like anybody that got here before ASS.
O: Bert Henderson?
oooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
D: oooh!
O: From the Canadian meaning Ooooh!
p.aedo
D: Sucks for PEDOPHILE.
O: British slang.
PAGONG:
D: To pick off one by one. Also used: Pagonging, Pagonged.
O: Pagong is used to describe a scenario in which one tribe's members are consecutively eliminated by another tribe immediately following the merge. Generally used to describe any group or alliance which is picked off at any time following the merge, with the intent to highlight the predictability of each successive boot (example: Rotu alliance...Tammy and the General were Pagonged). Pagong was the tribe in S1 which was completely wiped out in order after the merge
PASSIONATE:
D: when thailand clayland made a thread entitled "PASSIONATE" at Sucks main which describes a big, fat woman spotting Big Tom on a road, and lets him ride her car (or prolly the other way around, someone confirm) and the best way to describe the sexual energy between the fat woman and Big Tom would be PASSIONATE.
O: ThailandClayland
PBP:
D: Play By Play.
O: Shorthand
PEROPLE -
D: Sucks for PEOPLE.
O: Coined by the colonrific Dawnie during her dramatic boardcide.
PERTITION
D: Sucks for P.ETITION
O: Censored due to overusage - Pertition took P.etition's place as a word.
PROLLY:
D: Sucks for PROBABLY.
O: ?
pRon
D: "Sucks" for PORN. Often coupled with the word GAE.
O: Not B.art A.nderson as often claimed. It was introduced as a masking tool to prevent people from logging your involvement in less than reputable activities. Much like the original intent behind 1337 speak itself.
PROST:
D: Intentional typo for "post"
O: Bart Anderson (example: Only 89 more prosts until R E T I R E M E N T)
PUSSYEDIT:
D: Editing a post in order to cover up something you said that you later regret.
O: (unknown)
PWNED, OWNED:
D: SUcks for OWNED meaning to be put in one's place.
O: A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."
QUOTEGASM
D: A post that consists almost exclusively of a series of quotes. most often used as a way to remove context from an opponent's arguments during a ridiculous political debate.
O: Arnold MacProbst
QUOTESKIP
D: Ignoring someone's post by quoting the post directly above them. Often used to insult the poster you are quoteskipping.
O: squashthebeef
READ THE STICKY
D: The only thing poor Oki has any time to post now adays.
O: The fucktards who don't read the sticky.
RED X
D: A symbol that appears when an over eager poster doesn't bother to check if his image is suitable for posting on a message board.
O: Internet Explorer.
RL
D: Real Life
O: Shorthand
ROCKS THE BOOTYPOP:
D: "Sucks" for "It's A Good Thing"
O: Beagleism for the phrase.
ROMBER:
D: Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich; more specifically their tight alliance during All-Star Survivor and eventual engagement.
O: Someone on the Sucks forum.
SAD.GRIM.PATHETIC
D: Meaning something is Pathetic, grim and sad.
O: with variants sad.grim.pizzathetic. and sad.grim.pa.thet.ic. When he first started using the B.Anderson nics he would close each post with "sad", and later "grim", and later combined them.
s.ia:
D: Sorry, in advance.
O: Keystroke conservation.
SILASED:
D: Verb meaning to be fucked by silas resulting in odd facial expressions
example: britney looks she's being silased in that pic
O: Photochop game where a pic of Silas crotchthrusting at a charity event is placed next to pic whose connection might make it humorous. Originally goes back to when someone gets fucked by a tribe switch in Survivor, like Silas did
SPLINTERVERSE:
D: The vast number of boards that are offshoots from Survivor Sucks.
O: The VERSE comes from the word UNIVERSE. The SPLINTERVERSE is like the 'universe' of SUCKS and the splinterboards.
SPOLIER
D: Alternate spelling of "spoiler." May signify a doubtful spoiler.
O: Kingmarkburnett. He was just starting a new thread in reference to a deleted one. Spolier often defines a hoax spoiler, but Camerites insist that it is spelled correctly and that it refers to the only true spoilers.
S.S.T.S
D: Snickering Softly To Self
O: Keystroke conservation coined by Trho.
STOP WITH THE LAME (insert Survivor location) NICS ALREADY!
D: A thread for registered nics that are a pun of the latest Survivor season location.
O: It began as "Stop With The Lame Africa Nics Already!" in the Survivor Sucks forum
SUBNIC
D: Saying placed directly under the username. Usually to denote one is a fucktard. Ie: Ferris.
O: EZ feature.
SUCKSTERD:A person who posts at Sucks regularly
O:?
SUMMAT:
D: Popular alternate to the word SOMETHING
O: Popular British slang embraced by Sucks.
THREE MUST DIE
D: Indicates that some form of conspiracy is afoot, meant to create paranoia
O: Vanillaslave
t.ia
D: Thanks In Advance.
O: Keystroke conservation.
T.UBGIRL
D: A violently disgusting photo of some woman shooting some liquid out of some part of her body in a bathtub. The posting of this photo results in immediate banning.
O: The depths of hell. It's first appearance was___?
TWATWAFFLE:
D: Spotted once in Africa in 2001 and again in Panama in 2004, this being is characterized by stupid hairstyles, an excessive amount of tattoos and piercings, whines and cries like a little girl, and is a hypocrite and a sore loser.
O: IMissColleen's name for Lex Van Den Berghe
VIDCAPS
D: Taking a single still shot of a television program - often to be analyzed at further length and detail.
O: duh, video capture program
WENIS:
D: "Sucks" for PENIS.
O: A reference from the obscure cult sitcom 'Friends'.
WHATEVA, WHATEVIA:
D: "Sucks" for WHATEVER. It shows a disdain or disinterest in the matter at hand. A phrase uttered by legendary board creation Whatevia Santiago. (See Monster Island) An alternative to 'Bitch, Please'.
WHITE PIXEL:
D: Mysterious dot on each EZ board page.
O: The vast right wing conspiracy placed it there to watch us.
w00t!
D: An expression of excitment.
O: "w00t" was originally an trunicated expression common among players of Dungeons and Dragons tabletop role-playing game for "Wow, loot!" Thus the term passed into the net-culture where it thrived in video game communities and lost its original meaning and is used simply as a term of excitement.
You've been reported to EZlegal. by me. just now.
D: being reported to EZlegal. by someone. just then.
O: Coolranchduhreetoes (just call him CRD) to Omniponnit (I think) over the use of a javascript trick. (the one that inserts your username into a thread, if memory serves correctly)
Y.W.I.A.
D: You're welcome in advance.
O: Keystroke conservation.
Yy,yaY,yY
D:Different spellings of the word "yay"
O:Snowball coined the term when YAY was banned at the jail.
YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE FOR...
D: Used to indicate mock outrage generally designed to ensnare unwitting newbies.
O: B. Anderson in "You People Are Terrible for What you say about Zoe" currently residing on MI.
This is the definitive guide to Survivor Sucks terminology.
Feel Free to add your own words, definitions and origins as you can best remember them USING THIS FORMAT.
WORD
D: Definition
O: Origin
Please correct my mistakes as well. And make any suggestions for additions and changes you'd like.
This glossary will be updated to reflect all submissions.
-----------------------------------------------------------
________ is the new _________
D: Something is the new something
O: From fashion and trend reporting, i.e. "grey is the new black"
< >
D:Lesser Than. Greater Than.
O: Derived from middle school pre-algebra (which is the highest level of mathematics achieved for the majority of sucks posters) this means something is better or worse than something else depending on the symbol displayed.
O: Math
!1!11!!!!1!
D: ?
O: out there
ADMIN
Definition: Short for Administrator.
Origin: Keystroke conservation.
A___V!!1!
D: Indicated to state that there has been another victory by someone, whose initials would go in the blanks.
O: The Chews. (Whatever that means).
ADORED (When Used in HE/WE ADORED YOU)
D: Appropriate for use with anyone who has died or left the boards.
O: Inky2 in the Val thread: "naa, he adored you" 
O: Inky. Used in ____ - We adored you.
AGREEANCE
D: A totally common word some feel we must claim. The original explanation for this is as follows: "Come, come my friend I beg to differ...This term was born on Survivor, from the mouth of the "intellectually" endowed Sarah (Queen of De Nile)
Sucks can rightfully claim it!
D. To be in total agreement
O. Queen Sarah
APPRECIATION THREAD
D: A thread that has positive posts about a certain subject
O: General board lingo.
ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT __________ SUCKED?
D: Snarky wording for a dis-appreciation thread.
O: Started by in the ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT RUBEN SUCKED (which he did) thread at the AI forum making a point about the strict administration of the American Idol forum at the time.
ASKEERT -
D: To be afraid.
O: TC or JDD or any number of old-school teasers.
Repopularized of late at Sucks by Pseudo. The term comes from 'Grapes of Wrath'.
AVVY / AVVIE
D: "Sucks" for avatar
O: unknown, possibly beyond Sucks
BANE
D: "Sucks" for ban
O: unknown. Possibly B.art.
BELEVE:
D: "Sucks" for believe. Usu. used when paying respects to Uncle Camerman.
O: someone in the Uncle thread
BEST/WORST.(something).EVER.
D: Definitive interjection used to accentuate a qualitative opinion, usu. of a tv episode.
O: Ancient satire of the ezboard motto "Helping.People.Connect." The saying did come from simpsons, but the dots in between the words came from helping.perople.connect.
BITCH, PLEASE:
D: Feminized version of "N***a, please."
O: Black people. Introduced by Macksy. Popularized by the "Bitch Who Refused To Clap For Boomie" thread.
BLACK GRETCHEN
D: A particularly confusing video-cap, usually referring only to its origin...
O: During S1, E3, the opening sequence footage showed nine players around tribal council..."Rich, Rudy, Kelly, Sue, Sean, Colleen, Jenna, Greg and...um....that must be Gervase! It's clearly a black guy!" "...no, look at that hat! I think I see Gretchen under that gay looking hat!" "Hmmm....which is it?????" And so Black Gretchen was born.
(For the record, it was Gervase.)
BOARD THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE LINKED TO IN MY PROFILE
D: Board that most definitely IS linked to in a profile.
O: Snarky response to Sucks' policy on not discussing or spamming for other boards. (For instance, the author of this thread could not talk about the fabulous board that may or may not be linked to in my profile where nobody is banned or drilled ever).
BOARDCIDE -
D: To declare you are ending involvement at a particular board.
O: suicide, homicide, pesticide, etc. cide=to kill
ergo boardicide
BOOMIE, BOOMQUISHA SANTIAGO:
D: Sucks nickname for American Idol contestant Jennifer Hudson who had a rich "booming" voice.
O: Jeane came up with Boomquisha, Macksy promoted it and Will was the first to shorten it to Boomie.
BOOMIE'S IN HAIR:
D: Lesser used cousin of "Frenchie's In Rent".
O: Well, she was.
BOOT ICON
D: A random image that replaces the headshot of the latest eliminated reality show contestant.
O: First used in the Sucks forum in '02.
BRAIN/HEART/GUT
D: Term used in the reality television discussion world to describe who think, feel and sense will be leaving the show that night.
O: Survivor Speculation
B R A I N F A R T:
D: Psychic flatulence; taking a random thought that pops into your head and creating a thread from it.
O: What Mister Slippery would post before banning fucktards starting threads about a stray word uttered on Big Brother or American Idol
BUMPIRE
D: one who bumps threads, formerly the job of the departed Jeane, now apparently it's Loki's (hi!)
O: someone somewhere. Credit most likely goes to Bulletin Bored. Previous synonym was "Bumperboy". There was also an older ghostnic called Mista Bumper
BURNETTARIAN:
D: A follower of the pagan Sucks cult which worships in the Monster Island thread "Admit it - Mark Burnett is your GOD!"
O: you'd have to look up who started the thread. The specific term may have been coined by imawackjob.
CANOOKIA:
D: Sucks for Canada - the country up north that is what America was supposed to be. Also used CANOOKIANS, CANOOKS.
O:
CAKER
D:Proves that I'm unworthy to do this glossary.
O: Anti.
CALLING YOU OUT
D: an attention whore gesture to make a private conflict public. Example: Incandescent Raven I'm calling you out!
O: But the formalism of the official "calling out" thread is practiced here, akin to slapping your nemesis face with your glove. Pistols or swords, monsieur Raven? I accept your challenge!
CENTURION
D: Grabs the 100th, 200th ... 3600th post in a thread
O: RS? (Aklaboing?)
CHARY
D: to be cautious or wary of
O: A poster by the name of ARWENMASTER created a thread on SUCKS saying 'You all should be chary of criticizing the Survivors' or something and folks started posting pictures of words/names that were similar to chary (like Cherry, charo). The thread should be in MI.
CHENBOT:
D: Much like Gorebot - this term discribes the cold and calculated physicality of television personality Julie Chen.
O: Les Moonves's icy embrace.
CHEW, UBERCHEW
D: Member of a cybergang founded in 2001. Known for its mischief-making and unique flaming. Splinterboard known as the Mexican Jail. Imploded in incident termed "Chewnobyl" circa 2003.
O: Named after founders 2manchew and uberJuked
CHOP, PHOTOCHOP
D: To combine several pictoral elements into a single shot often with humorous results.
O: Peeps with mad skills.
CJAT:
D: The familiar name of the Sucks chatroom.
O: Typo made on second day of chat by RobeyT.
CODEX
D: A poster's memoirs or board history. Often used specifically referring to griftd's Secret Codex of the Spoiler Boards, in MI.
O: Used in ancient times for describing historical and religious texts.
CSN
D. Cum Stained Notebook
O. A phrase imported from Splinterboard posters that is almost universally recognized these days as a euphemism for committing information about posters to memory for later nefarious use. bob2559 reports that it was coined by TC66 in reference to his ability to remember details from older posts. She stated that he must be keeping a notebook/dossier on posters. It has become synonymous for having a good memory of board silliness. (credit Alkabong at RS for this one, this is word for word from her Laptkian phrasebook for newbies and foriegners thread)
CUKE:
D: Short for Cucumber
O: From Beagle Planet's obsession with cucumbers, a vegetable often recognized for resembling a penis.
CWEEPY:
D: sucks for creepy
O: indeed originated with Christy in S6
DASAR GOBLOK
D: unknown.
O: a flamed newbie who presumably resided in a non-English-speaking country
DEADZONE
D: To ignore a poster.
O: Likely from the Stephen King novel The Dead Zone.
DOUBLE DARIK
D: The act of mistakenly posting a thread or reply twice or more.
O: Darik Porescha.
EDGIC
D: Editing and logic.
O: Spoiler technique.
EDIRT:
D: Sucks for EDIT.
O: Typo
EDIRT-BUMP
D: Editing a post in order to bump a topic to the top - often the edit is a blank space, a blank line or a period, so as not to alter the gist of the original post.
O: Prolly B.art.
EMOTIFUCKER / EMOTIFUKKER
D: "Sucks" for emoticon
O: unknown
EYE
D: Substitute for the pronoun "I" or part of words that are pronounced like "I" (e.g. try = treye, dying = deyeing)
O: TGBWWTEP Appreciation Thread
FAKE OR LEGIT?
D: challenge to determine legitimacy of usually obvious fake spolier rumor, or a conspiracy theorey accusation of producer manipulation in reality TV
O: SEE: The Flaming Wood Was Planted By CBS in MONSTER ISLAND.
FaMo:
D: Short for FAVORITE MOMENT.
O: From a variety of threads posing the question - "What was your favorite moment of the _______ @ Sucks Era?" The original thread was "What was your favorite moment of the GDiva @ Sucks era?", referring to a period before the start of S5 in which Ghandia (as GDiva) began posting far more than she should have, got in trouble, and had her posts erased. The info she spilled helped the spoilers nail the pre-merge boots of S5.
FER SHURE:
D: For Sure
O: A Beagleism for the term.
FLAME
D: To insult someone on a message board.
O: Not us, that's for sure.
FLAMING WOOD:
D: Imitating a awkwardly worded post (see Monster Island)
O: gLennLovecoLLeen inquiring about the possibility of a burning piece of wood from Survivor 2 being planted by CBS.
FLOME
D: obligatory misspelling of 'flame', verbal tirade. Used generally to mock a particularly bad flame as in "nice spelling flome".
O: ?
FRENCHIE'S IN RENT:
D: A typical reply for when someone starts a thread about old news.
O: From the AI forum, when eighty gadzillion threads were started about Frenchie Davis appearing in the Broadway production of "Rent."
FUCKTARD -
D: One who surpasses retard status and is propelled into a superior realm of stupidity.
O: Unknown
GAE:
D: Sucks for GAY.
O: Possible typo.
GERVASE X:
D: A false spoiler (or spolier if you will) where someone found pictures of the S1 cast with X's on everyone's picture except Gervase's. It was then rumored that Gervase won S1.
O: CAPLOCK discovered this.
GHOST, GHOSTIE:
D: A fake secondary (or more) username created by a poster widely known by another Nic.
O: Probably Invented by B.art A.nderson. Before SUCKS, 'ghosties' in EZland were known as ALIASES.
GOOBERPIE:
D: Vagina
O: Beagleism for the object most foreign to him.
GOREBOT:
D: An emotionless style of administration.
O: Introduced by B.art. The saying pokes fun at Al Gore, the man who won the 2000 Untied States presidential election. He was often noted as having a cold, robotic demeanor.
GREEN APPLE:
D: ?
O: ?
GROMLESS:
D: "Sucks" for GORMLESS.
O: Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull.
HAWT:
D: "Sucks" for HOT.
O: Hot sounds hotter in a Bostonian accent.
H.EART:
D: "Sucks" verb expressing love or adoration.
O: too old for me.
I NEED A LIFE / I NEED A HOBBY:
D: The two most common subnics assigned to the most annoying fucktards. Their posts are restricted to 10 posts per day / 20 posts per day, respectively. See Also: SUBNIC.
O: The Sucks Admins and Mods.
IDOIT:
D: Sucks for IDIOT.
O: coined by michealrules and if you don't know that you are a caker and a newf.
(PULLING A) JARHI
D: refers to a post with unintelligible grammar
O: see thread in MI
'JES SAYIN'
D: Sucks for JUST SAYING.
O: It's cutesey.
KLAZZY, THIS IZ KLAZZY
D: Something that is ghetto - but unrecognized as ghetto from the crowd that supports or admires it.
O: Uttered during American Idol's electrifying third season by a homeless woman named Fantasia. When she and her bastard child (chomping viciously on her teet neep) climbed on the stage out of nowhere and emoted a rendition of 'Shummertye' from 'Porgy and Bess' - it made all the baby mamas cry. She eventually went on to earn a sympathy win for the season and this saying has stuck as a SUCKS staple.
LARVAE BOOB:
D: A fake (Photoshopped) picture of a lotus seed pod superimposed over a woman's breast to make it look like larva were growing inside of it.
O: Foxy Pink creating a thread called "What is the nastiest thing you've seen online?" followed by all Sucksters simultaneosuly vomiting all over their keyboards.
lbf
D: Laughing Blue Fucker
O: Keystroke asigned to
this emoticon.LORD AND MASTER
D: Title given to Brian Heidik, i.e. Lord and Master Brian Heidik, for winning "Survivor: Thailand" in what some consider a brilliant fashion.
O: Originated by tedhighway in "The Lord and Master Brian Heidik Appreciation Thread" way back in 2003.
LTS:
D: shorthand for the forum known in S3 as "Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!". The forum sported variants of that name specific to the local language of the Survivor season airing at the time.
O: abbreviation origin unknown. Forum named derived from S3's production in Kenyan reserve. "Lions tigers and bears, oh my" is a quote from The Wizard of Oz.
LURVE:
D: sucks for love
O: Annie Hall (The best movie evah!)
MARGIN FUCKER
D: When someone posts a photo or large amounts of unspaced
text - the browser window will expand to an unreasonable size.
O: It just is.
MWAH, :heart, mmmmmmMMMmmmmm
D: see LTS
O: yick
NAKED GHANDIA
D: A style of posting feigning ultimate stupidity for comedic effect.
O: NAKED GHANDIA the poster.
NOE:
D: Sucks for NO. Variations KNOWE and NOOE.
O: Sometimes No just aint enough.
NEWBIE:
D: A new poster. Often coupled with the word FUCKTARD.
O: General message board lingo.
NEWF:
D: ?
O: ?
NOWBIE:
D: Not an oldie or a newbie, just a nowbie.
O:Coined by StarRider btw. NTAUI (not that anyone uses it)
NTTAWWT
D:Not that there's anything wrong with that.
O:From Seinfeld.
OLDBIE
D: Used to mean the S2 and earlier peops. now it's more like anybody that got here before ASS.
O: Bert Henderson?
oooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
D: oooh!
O: From the Canadian meaning Ooooh!
p.aedo
D: Sucks for PEDOPHILE.
O: British slang.
PAGONG:
D: To pick off one by one. Also used: Pagonging, Pagonged.
O: Pagong is used to describe a scenario in which one tribe's members are consecutively eliminated by another tribe immediately following the merge. Generally used to describe any group or alliance which is picked off at any time following the merge, with the intent to highlight the predictability of each successive boot (example: Rotu alliance...Tammy and the General were Pagonged). Pagong was the tribe in S1 which was completely wiped out in order after the merge
PASSIONATE:
D: when thailand clayland made a thread entitled "PASSIONATE" at Sucks main which describes a big, fat woman spotting Big Tom on a road, and lets him ride her car (or prolly the other way around, someone confirm) and the best way to describe the sexual energy between the fat woman and Big Tom would be PASSIONATE.
O: ThailandClayland
PBP:
D: Play By Play.
O: Shorthand
PEROPLE -
D: Sucks for PEOPLE.
O: Coined by the colonrific Dawnie during her dramatic boardcide.
PERTITION
D: Sucks for P.ETITION
O: Censored due to overusage - Pertition took P.etition's place as a word.
PROLLY:
D: Sucks for PROBABLY.
O: ?
pRon
D: "Sucks" for PORN. Often coupled with the word GAE.
O: Not B.art A.nderson as often claimed. It was introduced as a masking tool to prevent people from logging your involvement in less than reputable activities. Much like the original intent behind 1337 speak itself.
PROST:
D: Intentional typo for "post"
O: Bart Anderson (example: Only 89 more prosts until R E T I R E M E N T)
PUSSYEDIT:
D: Editing a post in order to cover up something you said that you later regret.
O: (unknown)
PWNED, OWNED:
D: SUcks for OWNED meaning to be put in one's place.
O: A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."
QUOTEGASM
D: A post that consists almost exclusively of a series of quotes. most often used as a way to remove context from an opponent's arguments during a ridiculous political debate.
O: Arnold MacProbst
QUOTESKIP
D: Ignoring someone's post by quoting the post directly above them. Often used to insult the poster you are quoteskipping.
O: squashthebeef
READ THE STICKY
D: The only thing poor Oki has any time to post now adays.
O: The fucktards who don't read the sticky.
RED X
D: A symbol that appears when an over eager poster doesn't bother to check if his image is suitable for posting on a message board.
O: Internet Explorer.
RL
D: Real Life
O: Shorthand
ROCKS THE BOOTYPOP:
D: "Sucks" for "It's A Good Thing"
O: Beagleism for the phrase.
ROMBER:
D: Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich; more specifically their tight alliance during All-Star Survivor and eventual engagement.
O: Someone on the Sucks forum.
SAD.GRIM.PATHETIC
D: Meaning something is Pathetic, grim and sad.
O: with variants sad.grim.pizzathetic. and sad.grim.pa.thet.ic. When he first started using the B.Anderson nics he would close each post with "sad", and later "grim", and later combined them.
s.ia:
D: Sorry, in advance.
O: Keystroke conservation.
SILASED:
D: Verb meaning to be fucked by silas resulting in odd facial expressions
example: britney looks she's being silased in that pic
O: Photochop game where a pic of Silas crotchthrusting at a charity event is placed next to pic whose connection might make it humorous. Originally goes back to when someone gets fucked by a tribe switch in Survivor, like Silas did
SPLINTERVERSE:
D: The vast number of boards that are offshoots from Survivor Sucks.
O: The VERSE comes from the word UNIVERSE. The SPLINTERVERSE is like the 'universe' of SUCKS and the splinterboards.
SPOLIER
D: Alternate spelling of "spoiler." May signify a doubtful spoiler.
O: Kingmarkburnett. He was just starting a new thread in reference to a deleted one. Spolier often defines a hoax spoiler, but Camerites insist that it is spelled correctly and that it refers to the only true spoilers.
S.S.T.S
D: Snickering Softly To Self
O: Keystroke conservation coined by Trho.
STOP WITH THE LAME (insert Survivor location) NICS ALREADY!
D: A thread for registered nics that are a pun of the latest Survivor season location.
O: It began as "Stop With The Lame Africa Nics Already!" in the Survivor Sucks forum
SUBNIC
D: Saying placed directly under the username. Usually to denote one is a fucktard. Ie: Ferris.
O: EZ feature.
SUCKSTERD:A person who posts at Sucks regularly
O:?
SUMMAT:
D: Popular alternate to the word SOMETHING
O: Popular British slang embraced by Sucks.
THREE MUST DIE
D: Indicates that some form of conspiracy is afoot, meant to create paranoia
O: Vanillaslave
t.ia
D: Thanks In Advance.
O: Keystroke conservation.
T.UBGIRL
D: A violently disgusting photo of some woman shooting some liquid out of some part of her body in a bathtub. The posting of this photo results in immediate banning.
O: The depths of hell. It's first appearance was___?
TWATWAFFLE:
D: Spotted once in Africa in 2001 and again in Panama in 2004, this being is characterized by stupid hairstyles, an excessive amount of tattoos and piercings, whines and cries like a little girl, and is a hypocrite and a sore loser.
O: IMissColleen's name for Lex Van Den Berghe
VIDCAPS
D: Taking a single still shot of a television program - often to be analyzed at further length and detail.
O: duh, video capture program
WENIS:
D: "Sucks" for PENIS.
O: A reference from the obscure cult sitcom 'Friends'.
WHATEVA, WHATEVIA:
D: "Sucks" for WHATEVER. It shows a disdain or disinterest in the matter at hand. A phrase uttered by legendary board creation Whatevia Santiago. (See Monster Island) An alternative to 'Bitch, Please'.
WHITE PIXEL:
D: Mysterious dot on each EZ board page.
O: The vast right wing conspiracy placed it there to watch us.
w00t!
D: An expression of excitment.
O: "w00t" was originally an trunicated expression common among players of Dungeons and Dragons tabletop role-playing game for "Wow, loot!" Thus the term passed into the net-culture where it thrived in video game communities and lost its original meaning and is used simply as a term of excitement.
You've been reported to EZlegal. by me. just now.
D: being reported to EZlegal. by someone. just then.
O: Coolranchduhreetoes (just call him CRD) to Omniponnit (I think) over the use of a javascript trick. (the one that inserts your username into a thread, if memory serves correctly)
Y.W.I.A.
D: You're welcome in advance.
O: Keystroke conservation.
Yy,yaY,yY
D:Different spellings of the word "yay"
O:Snowball coined the term when YAY was banned at the jail.
YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE FOR...
D: Used to indicate mock outrage generally designed to ensnare unwitting newbies.
O: B. Anderson in "You People Are Terrible for What you say about Zoe" currently residing on MI.
