Me vs. Jennaconda : June 2, 2003, then others arrived & KoM crapped out

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Me vs. Jennaconda : June 2, 2003, then others arrived & KoM crapped out

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I'd just bought my first wifi laptop, and was in my garden playing with it --this two weeks after the Amazon had concluded.

I had just bought my first wifi laptop, a now-old Dell 8500. I was playing with it in my garden and did a quick driv-by on Sucks expecting to check in on the Matthead support groups, only to to find that who should've just signed on was none other than Jennaconda.

(I later learned she was typing from a hotel in Miami the night before her Playboy shoot with Heidi)

I was all alone -- literally all alone with her -- until some fanboys joined in briefly, and later KoM who hated her but not as much a he and we hated Penny joined in but proved to be coward, and a Bart ancestor behaved like, well, a Bart ancestor.

I thought you all might like to read it.

(Props to me? Calling her crass. Plus calling her out on the sex toy stuff.)

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 9:04 pm)
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Re: Same score

Im back all..fire away if you want.
Jenna

Piranhahaha
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(6/2/03 9:15 pm)
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Re: Same score

Wow. Welcome.

I posted this on the previous page:

Allright Jenna, if you're coming back and you want some non-LTS questions, here ya go.

There were reports that you had appeared in Stuff (?) magazine modelling swimsuits, and where you gave an interview professing your fondness of using sex toys. Was this true? Did they put words in your mouth? If true, while that's pretty advanced sexual behavior for a 20-year old, what the hell were you thinking in yapping about it in public? No fear that your parents/future hubby might see it?

Second, while you deserve mad props for stringing together the final IC's and having the good sense to not disintegrate like Colby Donaldson, it struck me that you were using your mom's illness as a crutch to win over Matt -- I don't recall you using the word cancer itself, but that whole business of you needing the money more seemed to be a direct allusion to it. Does using your mom's illness to win make you feel even a little bit guilty?

Anyhow, that was one hell of a season. Thx for keeping us from falling asleep like Thailand.

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 9:20 pm)
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stuff-I was young, well younger than I am now when I did that interview. I was talking alittle out of my ass (what a shocker . And my parents did see it, I felt bad.
my mom- I did not use her illness as a way to win-like jeanne said. Actually some of the jury almost did not want to vote for me when I said I needed the money more. Every person (well almost all of them) there at one point used the "poor me I need the money" thing. Ask them. I do not think that had one bit to do with it.
Thanks for enjoying our season. 7 should be great!
Jenna

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(6/2/03 9:53 pm)
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And the Stuff magazine question....?

That had to have hurt your daddy -- really seems like a nice guy.

Do you feel like you've profited off your mom's illness?

And you LTS candyasses go back to your revolting Neverland

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 9:57 pm)
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~I have admitted many times and including the reunion show I was a snobby, bitch, all that and more. I have learned SOOOOOOOOO much.
~I have never, nor will profit of my moms illness. No money in the world can bring her health back.
Jenna

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Well, please understand all of us hope the best for your mom!

But you really came across as playing the pity card on it. I think that's exactly what you did, I think you knew what you were doing, and I think that since everyone had seen Matt's mom, you knew it would work.

Cheap, cheap, cheap.
Crass, crass, crass.

Anyhow, I hope the $1M helps her survive (and yeah I note the loaded tones of using that verb in this context).

Any enlightenment on why you excluded Christy from the bathing beauty sequence? As has been documented in here, she has her issues, but it seemed like an unneccessary slight.

And did you consider excluding Shawna, who although gorgeous, is not perhaps swimsuit material like you and Heidi?

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 10:11 pm)
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Christy was asked to come take a bath with us and she said no.
Sticks
Its about winning 1 million not about who is the cutest or has the nicest ass

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I hereby withdraw my toddler by the ocean insult earlier -- this is *REALLY* cool chattin' with you.

Dave: did you figure him for a "rocket scientist" before he had the opportunity to tell you? The guy seemed to come across as a bit of a muttonhead in the early stages of the game.

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Yep, me too now on stooped questions:

Alex's behaviour at the reunion: cranked up on caffeine like he was with you in the Amazon, or was there another influence involved?

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 10:20 pm)
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dave:
~Dave always came off very smart to me so it was no surprise about his job. His final question was to see who would talk out of thier ass.
J

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Aw, c'mon, Jenna -- Probst cut Alex off when he rambled about Matt being psycho in the jungle. You even looked concerned!

You confirming that you noticed nothing odd in his behaviour that night?

The initial introduction we had to you was you being unable to untie your canoe from the mother boat. Any blowback from that once you were hanging with the chicks?

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 10:34 pm)
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~ Alex was mad at the reunion show because Matt did get alittle nutty that night. I was not awake but Alex and D where.
J

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Re: Jenna

Jeanne states that you knew you eating the moldy mantioc.

True or false?

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(6/2/03 10:36 pm)
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(That was Shawna who couldn't untie the boat.)

Jenna - What is your favorite "Silas giving an anal to _____" picture?

Piranhahaha
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@#%$ -- luv ya babe, but right now this thread is not about you.

Other guy: go back to LTS, asshole.

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 10:41 pm)
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manioc:
~I would have to say Jeanne is full of crap on that one. We knew it was moldy but we sure as hell did not eat it like that. We pulled the moldy parts out.
~That is my high school boyfriend my senior year. No sex toys guys I was in HS. Gimmie a break I'm not that big of a skeezer. His name is Bob, excellent fisherman. I should of paid attention more. But I learned alittle.
Sticks

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Sorry -- *MATT* got a little nutty that night? Did he provoke Alex b/f the reunion began?

MvE seemed to be the model of restraint.

(My bad on Shawna & the canoe, I stand corrected.)

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(6/2/03 10:47 pm)
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Other guy: go back to LTS, asshole.

que?

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(6/2/03 10:56 pm)
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Awright, let's get back to the S6 winner.

Heidi's boobs were obviously enhanced.

Yours?

Sloan, other guy = MrDucklongdong. Wuv all others.

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 11:02 pm)
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~I have had no plastic surgery at all!

jennaconda
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(6/2/03 11:12 pm)
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~people are nice to me once they meet me. I am not as bad as I was on the show.
~The reason why people say Matt was clueless is because he said it tons of times. If your plan is to be clueless at least tell one person about it.
No lesbo action for me-sorry guys

Piranhahaha
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(6/2/03 11:17 pm)
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Oh no lesbo action?!? How 'bout threesome action -- still stand by that?

And the editing appeared to show you becoming Alex's girlfriend as soon as Shawna got the boot. Sucktonians know this is crap. But the cameras don't lie about you snuggling up to him.

'Splain!

jennaconda
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I did snuggle with Alex but we were only friends-promise!
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Threesome action, Jenna, threesome action -- remember the question, please.

Only friends with Alex? You were visibly and inexplicably pissed when Deena floated bouncing him. Que?

jennaconda Rich and single Posts: 58 (6/2/03 11:25 pm) Reply	Re: Whoa! No threesomes-sorry! And I cant get to the A.nderson lounge send me the link in my in-box and I'll do it tomorrow. This is my last call folks-I am tired
Piranhahaha Registered User Posts: 274 (6/2/03 11:26 pm) Reply \| Edit ezSupporter	Re: Summary of LTS Survivor Comments Quote: The true test of a Survivor winner is still their willingness to post in the A.nderson lounge. Ignore that, ignore the Splinterverse, ignore anywhere else than Sucks. This is the epicenter of hating Jenna Morasca, and I for one think she should feel at home here.
jennaconda Rich and single Posts: 59 (6/2/03 11:27 pm) Reply	Re: Summary of LTS Survivor Comments the hate makes me feel at home! anyway, last call for me I am very tired. It has be soooo fun over here.
Piranhahaha Registered User Posts: 275 (6/2/03 11:28 pm) Reply \| Edit ezSupporter	Re: Summary of LTS Survivor Comments I still can't stand you, but you've done a magnificent job in here tonight. At any point, did you want to physically harm Jeff Probst? Leave it at that and go to bed.

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(6/2/03 11:33 pm)
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ok guys been fun!
No I never wanted to hurt jeff and no one that I know of was gay. I will be back if thats ok, its been very challenging over here-i like that.
you guys rock
see you soon.
Jenna

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I'm grabbing the longboard and heading for an ocean of 80 proof.

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WTF

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I don't understand.

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I was 17 years old back in June 2, 2003 and I was ongoing my senior year in High School.

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I see that someone is still holding onto their brush with fame looking to cash it in for whatever value it may hold. Reminiscing on the golden years of your life.

Jenna flashed us some breast buds for peanut butter. Do you really think that'll get you far?

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What the shit is the point of this?

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I forgot which poster wished death upon her mother

sad times

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I can't hate her because she posted at the Anderson Lounge.

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congrats!

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I love how the Church of Fantards of Latter Day Sucks don't get what P'ha is laying down. Imbeciles.

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They should at least have to earn their spurs. If they can survive a couple weeks of flaming then they should be treated somewhat as if they weren't media whores.

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um except for Coby, right?

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HaroldBalzaccio wrote:
I love how the Church of Fantards of Latter Day Sucks don't get what P'ha is laying down. Imbeciles.

Yet another example of "why don't you just show us then?"

Oh yeah, because you don't do anything here but criticize others, easiest job on the internet!

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Well then

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SuperJude wrote:

Yet another example of "why don't you just show us then?"

Oh yeah, because you don't do anything here but criticize others, easiest job on the internet!

-SJ™

So since that's only one of your many roles around here -SJ™ I grant you a pass on the pot and kettle, for now! hehehehe

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Me vs. Jennaconda : June 2, 2003, then others arrived & KoM crapped out

Me vs. Jennaconda : June 2, 2003, then others arrived & KoM crapped out