| Started By | Comment | ||
|---|---|---|---|
 Baby Please |
I ran over a squirrel on my bicyle yesterday. |
Lead | |
|
Posts: 3889 (07/14/08 1:00 PM) Baby Pees |
Both wheels. It darted out in front of me. And then it screamed as I ran over it with the first wheel but I didn't have any time ot react and it screamed
again when I hit it with the back tire. I don't think I killed it, It ran back into the woods with a buddy but it was screatching the whole way.
ever killed/maimed anything with a bicycle? |
||
|
ginaf20697 |
|||
|
Posts: 31564 (07/14/08 1:02 PM) Registered user |
MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
|
Hamdingers |
|||
|
Posts: 10303 (07/14/08 1:02 PM) |
I guess we know what Beep had planned for dinner.
AIM BETTER. |
||
|
r |
|||
|
Posts: 3638 (07/14/08 1:03 PM) Registered loser
|
Was its buddy embarrassed to be seen with a squirrel that screams? |
||
|
IndifferentCow |
|||
|
Posts: 1708 (07/14/08 1:03 PM) Huge apathy
|
Aww, you maimed it.
|
||
|
Baby Please |
|||
|
Posts: 3890 (07/14/08 1:05 PM) Baby Pees |
I'm tyelling ya, you should have heard it It was awful, it was almost like a racoon scream. GAH!
I also fell off my bike while hammered last weekend. This was the first time I had got back on it since. 
|
||
|
ustrasana |
|||
|
Posts: 4732 (07/14/08 1:07 PM) Registered user |
No, but I think that would fuck me up for a long time. ick and eek
|
||
|
r |
|||
|
Posts: 3640 (07/14/08 1:11 PM) Registered loser
|
The worse part is... it was a stationary bike!
|
||
|
The Purple Parrot |
|||
|
Posts: 6275 (07/14/08 1:12 PM) Registered user |
OMG, that's horrible.
|
||
|
Hamdingers |
|||
|
Posts: 10304 (07/14/08 1:13 PM) |
r wrote:
|
||
|
Bernard Wrangler |
|||
|
Posts: 9030 (07/14/08 1:16 PM) this won't end well.
|
in college I was sitting on a concrete bench killing time between classes. There was a little squirrel hanging out and eating acorns near it. Then some dude
comes flying down the sidewalk on his bike, the squirrel freaks and darts out in front of him, he freaks and swerves crashing into the concrete bench. He tore
a huge hole in his ear and was bleeding like a stuck pig.
what a dumbass. |
||
|
xabana |
|||
|
Posts: 6849 (07/14/08 1:18 PM) |
Wow, thanks for sharing that, BP. We really needed to hear it.
|
||
|
IndifferentCow |
|||
|
Posts: 1709 (07/14/08 1:19 PM) Huge apathy
|
But how was the squirrel?
|
||
|
sealbach |
|||
|
Posts: 4203 (07/14/08 1:19 PM) Registered user |
why didn't you move out of the way?
|
||
|
xabana |
|||
|
Posts: 6850 (07/14/08 1:19 PM) |
The sad part is Beep thinks it was screaming at her because she ran over it.
|
||
|
Eurytol |
|||
|
Posts: 2014 (07/14/08 1:24 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
|
Did you feel bad, Beep??
When I run I look straight ahead, eyes off the ground. ... Which is how I managed to run over a formerly happy, little toad and crush it with my kick-ass, toad-murdering Mizuno sneakers. Yeah. I cried.
|
||
|
Baby Please |
|||
|
Posts: 3891 (07/14/08 1:25 PM) Baby Pees |
No, I'm pretty sure it was screaming in pain. becuase, ya know, I ran over it.
R
and sealbach, I didn't have time, it came from outta nowhere. Edit: eury! omg, thats awful and yeah, I felt wicked bad. I even went back to check to make sure it wasn't suffering and half dead.
|
||
|
B DeBrun |
|||
|
Posts: 17122 (07/14/08 1:33 PM) |
Beep!!
True Sad Story: my science teacher told me one day he drove past a squirrel trying to help a maimed squirrel on the road. Moments later, when he was driving back the same way, he saw the second squirrel squished next to the first victim. |
||
|
sealbach |
|||
|
Posts: 4204 (07/14/08 1:35 PM) Registered user |
actually, that was for bernard...i should've asked him if his ear healed completely
|
||
|
Hamdingers |
|||
|
Posts: 10307 (07/14/08 1:35 PM) |
Eury's also responsible for crushing 16 dogs, 14 cats, causing seismic disturbances felt as far away as Kentucky, being mistaken for a Killer Tomato, and
42 inaccurate police reports of 'a large semi-hairless water buffalo frightening children and wildlife'.
|
||
|
Baby Please |
|||
|
Posts: 3893 (07/14/08 1:37 PM) Baby Pees |
omg, I'm gonna cry after reading DeBrun's story!
|
||
