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Season 1:

Sam wearing Troy's cowboy hat

Troy tricking Katrina out of a property and saying she was madder than a wet ham

Trump telling Katrina her girlfriend just saved her ass

Season 2:

Nasty Stacey Midget getting fired.

Raj/Kevin/Chris answering the phone shirtless (Chris with nipple ring)

Maria and Wes getting fired

Season 3:

Angie cussing Kristen out in the car

Audrey's "I wanted to cut myself because they were jealous of my beauty" meltdown

Tana's meltdown

Chris and Angie getting Erin fired

Season 4:

Alla being fired

Kristi's horrific screams of "TORAL!!!"

The all time BEST Apprentice moments, for me:

That clip show which made Stephanie look like the incompetent, self-righteous, useless bimbo that she was, with the best scene being Chris getting her in a team switch, then when asked who from his team he wanted to get rid of, he immediately said...Stephanie.

Best:

Bryce tapping into that weird prissy repressed rage of his and bitching out Carolyn and Trump in his final boardroom. Finally, somebody on this show realized there was no reason to defer to Trump or his minions and he might as well show what a joke the show has become.

Shit, I forgot about Tammy. Tammy (season 1 Tammy, not the season 5 fembot) was comedy genius. Who can forget the way she humiliated Carson Daly on national TV by pretty much saying to his face that he wasn't a real celebrity?

Tammy, Angie, Alla, and Bryce and Chris (angry Chris, not nipple ring Chris) are my idea of the perfect Apprentice group. I don't even care about seeing them do tasks, I just want them to sit in the boardroom and annoy Trump for a full episode.