Paris Celebrates Her 1000th Post by Ranking the 50 Hottest Survivor Men

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Posts: 1000 (03/08/08 9:45 PM) Madame President Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ladies and Gentleman! It's true! I have finally reached my 1000th post! And what a better way to celebrate this wonderful time, than to rank the 50 sexiest Survivor men of all time! So without further ado, lets begin! The 50th Hottest Survivor Man is... JOHN KENNEY Survivor: Vanuatu (11th place) John K just has something about him. He has a sex appeal that naturally will catch my eye. His "I dont give a shit" attitude is a turn on for me. He was robbed during Vanuatu. Had he been saved instead of Julie, the Lopevi men might have just pulled it off. John K is hot. End of discussion. Reason not ranked higher: He just looks a little too young for my taste. And that bulge is a little small, no?
Us Kids Know		#1	[-]
Posts: 3375 (03/08/08 9:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Congrats!
AidanAcello		#2	[-]
Posts: 739 (03/08/08 9:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Brady Finta FTW! <3 <3 <3
kenc333		#3	[-]
Posts: 686 (03/08/08 9:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Congrats on the 1000th post, Paris!
spnintendo		#4	[-]
Posts: 2117 (03/08/08 9:54 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now this is one thread that I'm in total support of!
Joaqenix		#5	[-]
Posts: 494 (03/08/08 9:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Congrats Paris!! And excellent taste so far, even though John K would prob be top 25 at least for me. Love him. Vanuatu was truly ruined by his early departure
Madhackrviper		#6	[-]
Posts: 1699 (03/08/08 10:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If the old Asian dude trinity don't make this list then Paris is dead. to. me
AidanAcello		#7	[-]
Posts: 740 (03/08/08 10:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Burton Roberts for 2nd place.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#8	[-]
Posts: 11913 (03/08/08 10:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DAVE JOHNSON FTW!!!!!!!
Paris Hilton		#9	[-]
Posts: 1002 (03/08/08 10:14 PM) Madame President Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The 49th Hottest Survivor Man is... JOEL KLUG Survivor: Borneo (11th Place) Joel was Survivor's original hunk, and whats not to love about him? We was also the first ever victim of the "vote the strong guy out before the merge" stategy. Joel added a lot of sex appeal to season one's fugly cast. Without him, it would have been nearly unbearable! Its a shame we didnt get to see more of him. Would have been great. Reason not ranked higher: He was sort of a dumb-ass, wasnt he? Plus I couldnt find any good shirtless pics of him. Last Edited By: Paris Hilton 03/08/08 10:18 PM. Edited 1 times.
Paris Hilton		#10	[-]
Posts: 1003 (03/08/08 10:16 PM) Madame President Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG WOAH! I just realized the first two people both have the initials JK and came in 11th place!!!11!!! Coincidence?
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#11	[-]
Posts: 11919 (03/08/08 10:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fake or legit? gasp
spnintendo		#12	[-]
Posts: 2118 (03/08/08 10:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Joel <3 Truly a forgotten gem of Survivor antiquity.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#13	[-]
Posts: 11921 (03/08/08 10:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<3 spnintendo slurping my cooter juices
ModernDayClyde		#14	[-]
Posts: 212 (03/08/08 10:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	w00t! Congrats Paris on 1000 posts. Great idea for a countdown.
Paris Hilton		#15	[-]
Posts: 1005 (03/08/08 10:56 PM) Madame President Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The 48th Hottest Survivor Man is... Nick Brown Survivor: The Australian Outback (7th Place) Nick was totally fuckable. No doubt about it. Definately not hot enough to rank any higher, but overall he is quite good looking. He was very enteraining on Survivor, and really did have a good sense of humor, which is a plus for me. Season 2 also had an ugly cast, so Nick was good to have around. Reason not ranked higher: Simply isnt hot enough. And, once again, there were no good pics of him.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#16	[-]
Posts: 11930 (03/08/08 10:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think you just made Osten Carty orgasm with Nick Brown's inclusion.
spnintendo		#17	[-]
Posts: 2119 (03/08/08 10:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He's not hot enough...yet he ranks higher than Kenney? And some people would question the "very entertaining" part.
Joaqenix		#18	[-]
Posts: 496 (03/08/08 11:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nick Brown was pretty hot, but definitely looked better not dying in Australia. Zombiechic def works for some people, but Nick...not so much.
AidanAcello		#19	[-]
Posts: 742 (03/08/08 11:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	meh on Nick
Osten Carty		#20	[-]
Posts: 3754 (03/08/08 11:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cuauhtemoc Gilmore wrote: I think you just made Osten Carty orgasm with Nick Brown's inclusion. I need a new pair of pants