You're in the bathroom with a case of the runs. One of your children used the last of the toilet paper. No big deal, you reach under the sink for another
role, only to discover there is none. You start to panic. The toilet paper is in the hall closet. So, you take the empty roll, wedge in into your ass cheeks,
and pull your pants up over it because your children are playing with some neighbor kids on the patio, and you don't dare risk being seen bare assed should
one of them wander in. You proceed to waddle out to the hall closet with cardboard stuffed in your ass, then slink back to the bathroom and finish your
bidness.
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Posts: 8594 (06/11/08 7:12 PM) Guttersnipe |
i didn't want to picture that
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Wow.
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definitely hit your kids for it... and hard enough to leave a mark that can be found at school and reported to CPS so you learn to be better organized with
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Posts: 4003 (06/11/08 7:16 PM) Registered user |
did you drop any shitballs?
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Why couldn't you yell to the child to bring you a roll? Bypassing the whole ass/roll debacle....
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Posts: 3341 (06/11/08 7:39 PM) Madame President |
Sounds like quite the experience you had.
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