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The Fucking Awful Survivor Plays and Alliances Association, FASPAA, is volunteer-based nonprofit organization founded by parents of children with no common sense or strategy on Reality Television programs to provide assistance information and counseling to families of children who have suffered severe pwning. Often, these conditions are caused by stroke in an infant or smoking/drinking/drug use during pregnancy.

Administrative costs are kept to a minimum, so that money raised can go directly towards education, information, support and research that will benefit families of children who have failed at life on reality tv.

FASPAA provides a 500+ page website, an e-mail support group with over 1200 members, plans and hosts an annual retreat and medical conference for families of total noob losers, supports local family events, funds pilot research studies, provides family retreat scholarships, and provides college scholarships for young adults who have been blindsided. RSPAA leaders founded Blunder Awareness Day, the first Saturday in May.

Symptoms of this disorder can include the following:

Hallucinations. A hallucination is something you see, hear, smell, or feel that is not real. "Voices" are the most common hallucination in being fucking awful at Survivor. Sometimes the voices are threatening or critical. These voices can be very frightening.

Delusions. Delusions may cause you to believe things that are not true. For example, you might think that:

* People are reading your thoughts or plotting against you
* People are stalking you
* CBS Producers are going to release seasons 12-17 on DVD this summer
* Frosti is homosexual
* Others are secretly monitoring and threatening you
* You can control other people's minds

These hallucinations and delusions may also make you feel fearful and withdrawn. They may affect your relationships with others.

Thought Disorder. People that fail at life may have a thought disorder or unusual thought processes that may show as:

* Trouble organizing their thoughts
* Garbled or hard-to-understand speech
* "Thought blocking"-a feeling that a thought was taken out of their head
* A tendency to make up their own words that others may not understand


Disorders of Movement. Being unable to realize how bad you suck can also sometimes have disorders of movement such as:

* Clumsiness
* Involuntary (unintended) movements
* Involuntary (unintended) starting of a new thread / posting
* Involuntary (unintended) t#@RS
* Involuntary (unintended) engagements to past Survivors from Pearl Islands
* Involuntary (unintended) quitting of the game
* Unusual mannerisms (for example, an unintended frown)
* A tendency to repeat certain motions over and over
* "Catatonia" or "Catalie" (inability to move), which is less common but ever present