The first successful female alliance! A cackling coven of Bitches.
But Queen PARVARTI'S old Raro instincts have to come to bite her in the ass. Parvarti has become a MAJOR villain now. The chances of she and her little bitches Nat and Alexis being the Final 3. ZERO. Ain't gonna happen. <Dana Carvey doing George HW Bush>NA! GA! DUH!</DCSGHWB>
CIRIE'S been outplaying the HELL out of Parvarti. She wasn't given the CREDIT for the Ozzy boot, but she also didn't receive the BLAME. IF she gets into the F3, she's getting the million. GUARANTEED.
The PROBLEM with Cirie is that Parvati freaking KNOWS Cirie is her "only" obstacle. So she's going to HAVE to f*ck over Cirie. And Cirie has ten times the brains of Parvarti. She's not going to be disposable. Screw with her, and there's going to be HELL to pay.
Parvarti's Achilles Heel is the same one she had on Cook Islands. She's willing to ally with people she IDENTIFIES with over who's better strategically. Parvarti's choice of Alliance members seems to be: 1) White over minority. 2) 20-Something, or at least "Young at Heart" over "Old and Icky." 3) Female over Male. As ericman pointed out JASON was the perfect GOAT, just frigging Forrest Gumping his way through Survivor. Not saving Sad Sack, who'd fall for ANYTHING for Last among the Guys was the RIGHT PLAY. He goes on a late Immunity Run, you're still going to have a chance.
Who's the absolute WORSE choice for the Bitches of Eastwick to save for last? ERIK. See them all CHEER for Erik to win Immunity? Careful for what you WISH FOR, Bitches!* If this guy wins F6 Immunity, your whole game FALLS APART.
A guy willing to go up Ozzie's arse for one more chance. A guy who's willing to pay Cirie $40 bucks to suck her fingers. This is a guy EVERY GOD DAMN Juror is going to LUUUUUURVE! If he's willing to suck Cirie's fingers, he's going to support Cirie's inevitable COUP against Parvarti, or DEFENSE of Cirie against Parv.
(With AMANDA on their side. GAME ON! At last Amanda shows TRUE GAME. Unfortunately, she's making the SAME MISTAKE as on China. The AUDIENCE gets to see her skills. The TRIBE doesn't. It SUCKS to be Amanda, yet AGAIN.)
So this is how I see the REST OF THE GAME playing out:
• JAMES goes NEXT, because he's not White and 20-Something, as the Parvarti Rules of Alliances dictate.
• Erik wins F6 Immunity forcing Parv to try to take out Cirie. Erik and Amanda rally to Cirie's side. Can Cirie be taken out of the game YET AGAIN, by ANOTHER Fire-Starting Challenge??? Girlfriend! Go PRACTICE making a farking FIRE, already!!! AW, CRAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!
• Parvarti MAJORLY Musked 'em Fup by letting Erik be the Last Guy Standing. He's on a ROLL! The Heir to OZZY. The Lion King. The Bitches of Eastwick are forced to vote out Amanda.
• Erik wins Final Immunity and in the Sweetest Moment of Survivor JUSTICE, EVER, Nat and Alexis TURN on their QUEEN.
• Erik WINS. 6-0!!!
When Parvarti gets voted out F4, it will be the SWEETEST thing ever.
<Barack Obama>We are NOT as DIVIDED as our Politics suggest. We are ONE PEOPLE. We are ONE NATION. And TOGETHER we will begin the next great chapter in Survivor History with THREE LITTLE WORDS that will ring from COAST TO COAST! From SEA to SHINING SEA. Three little words:
PARVARTI!!! SHALLOW!!! SUCKS!!!
PARVARTI SHALLOW SUCKS!
PARVARTI SHALLOW SUCKS!
PARVARTI SHALLOW SUCKS!
PARVARTI SHALLOW SUCKS!
</Barack Obama>
* That being said, God DAMN MB, for his, once again, blatant SEXISM and BIAS against 20-Something Females. Still freaking BITTER about Jenna Morasca winning YOUR game? Get the hell OVER it, already???












